How do you win fights?

[seeker]

A lot of people recommend that you just run, and that is honestly, probably the best advice. But in my private high-school, I doubt it could turn fatal, but you never know so I'll try to use this information wisely. So context for asking this question is, I got some beef with like a group of 4 kids in my class today. One of them stood up and we faced each other but our sir told us to sit down and we obliged. I did patch up with them kinda, but you never know what happens.

A lot of fighting tips online are boxing related, and you gotta do what you gotta do but I'd rather not until I have to; using 'dishonourable' tactics like biting. I want to know how to keep myself on my feet, since when I used to 'spar' with my friends, I'd always somehow end up losing my balance. I'm not exactly heavy, 56kg, so I can't just jump on them either. I gotta stay on my feet but idk how

 

[Vermilioncore]

I carry a gun. I don’t fight. If someone wants to fight me they’ll end up deceased instead. Win win.

 

[seeker]

I carry a gun. I don’t fight. If someone wants to fight me they’ll end up deceased instead. Win win.

No, that's not my intention

 

[cheerio]

just train n shit ig ask ur dad

 

[Deleted member 57356]

Be physically and intellectually superior

If u already close your eyes when about to get hit its over
I doubt you have any time to learn and train

 

[seeker]

just train n shit ig ask ur dad

i do train but i feel like just having strength isn't enough, i need technique. my father wouldn't want me to fight at all probably so not an option, plus he'd think im getting bullied or something which is not the case

 

[scrunchables]

stab them to death, on some brit type shit

 

[edgemaxx]

Beat them ?

 

[cheerio]

i do train but i feel like just having strength isn't enough, i need technique. my father wouldn't want me to fight at all probably so not an option, plus he'd think im getting bullied or something which is not the case

oh my dad would like teach me to beat the shit outta them lmfao

 

[seeker]

Be physically and intellectually superior

If u already close your eyes when about to get hit its over
I doubt you have any time to learn and train

naw i dont think they'll just jump me lol, one of their friends asked if i practice fighting at home since i was teaching another friend of mine basic punching technique, and they sounded a bit shaken. im weak though, ill admit

 

[cheerio]

i do train but i feel like just having strength isn't enough, i need technique. my father wouldn't want me to fight at all probably so not an option, plus he'd think im getting bullied or something which is not the case

just fuck it and start throwing punches, if its not beiing recoreded just do wtv u want and lie abt it

 

[seeker]

stab them to death, on some brit type shit

bruh nah, i wanna do self-defence and not intentionally cause anyone more harm than necessary

 

[seeker]

just fuck it and start throwing punches, if its not beiing recoreded just do wtv u want and lie abt it

phones get pulled out here kinda fast xd. if i get tackled im done for since i doubt it'll be a 1v1. ill need to knock bros out with one punch for it to work

 

[Deleted member 57356]

naw i dont think they'll just jump me lol, one of their friends asked if i practice fighting at home since i was teaching another friend of mine basic punching technique, and they sounded a bit shaken. im weak though, ill admit

You cant do shit if you havent sparred
At 57 kg youre better off making big friends to protect you

 

[seeker]

You cant do shit if you havent sparred
At 57 kg youre better off making big friends to protect you

i used to spar a bit, and i know basic moves and stuff. yeah i feel like because of my weight im practically a feather if i get like pushed or something

 

[Deleted member 57356]

i used to spar a bit, and i know basic moves and stuff. yeah i feel like because of my weight im practically a feather if i get like pushed or something

You need to get hit
As much as you can

 

[cheerio]

phones get pulled out here kinda fast xd. if i get tackled im done for since i doubt it'll be a 1v1. ill need to knock bros out with one punch for it to work

same with my hs, if ur bigger just shove them, if not just be chill with em, some bigass kid wanted to beat the shit outta me but we just talked it out n shit now we chill

 

[seeker]

You need to get hit
As much as you can

man id take up boxing but my parents wont let me. wqewqieqwi. how do i practice at home? i dont have a sparring partner. i have this um, above average weight friend/brother <3 of mine, should i practice with him even though he doesnt fight?

 

[seeker]

same with my hs, if ur bigger just shove them, if not just be chill with em, some bigass kid wanted to beat the shit outta me but we just talked it out n shit now we chill

das the thing im average frame. none of the guys is that bigger than me, maybe 3-5kg, but if it's like a 2v1 ill need a massive advantage. honestly i might just liver punch maxx

 

[Deleted member 57356]

man id take up boxing but my parents wont let me. wqewqieqwi. how do i practice at home? i dont have a sparring partner. i have this um, above average weight friend/brother <3 of mine, should i practice with him even though he doesnt fight?

Make out with him and blow him while ur parents arent home

 

[cheerio]

das the thing im average frame. none of the guys is that bigger than me, maybe 3-5kg, but if it's like a 2v1 ill need a massive advantage. honestly i might just liver punch maxx

idk then man, id jsut talk em outta it if u dk what ur doing

 

[seeker]

Make out with him and blow him while ur parents arent home

listen bro, we were having a nice discussion...

 

[darktvamp]

52 blocks

 

[seeker]

idk then man, id jsut talk em outta it if u dk what ur doing

i gotchu. talking is ideal of course, and this is all hypothetical, just trynna be cautious so if it does end up going down i can save some face

 

[seeker]

52 blocks

52 blocks?

 

[darktvamp]

52 blocks?

Yes, 52 blocks, it's a fighting style

 

[cheerio]

i gotchu. talking is ideal of course, and this is all hypothetical, just trynna be cautious so if it does end up going down i can save some face

learn the basics on yt, its mainly technique if ur fighting skinny kids, practice punching and blocking/dodging

 

[seeker]

Yes, 52 blocks, it's a fighting style

oh my apologies. could it work outside of a 1v1 though?

 

[Deleted member 57356]

listen bro, we were having a nice discussion...

Listen kid if you wanna go out there and get your ass beat its ur choice

But you need testosterone to speed up the process

 

[edgemaxx]

You cant do shit if you havent sparred
At 57 kg youre better off making big friends to protect you

 

[iblamechico]

one of them stood up and we faced each other but our sir told us to sit down and we obliged.

Yeah ur losing brah

 

[seeker]

learn the basics on yt, its mainly technique if ur fighting skinny kids, practice punching and blocking/dodging

yeah fr. i doubt theyd try to tackle me honestly

 

[Deleted member 57356]

Youre the biggest boost to my confidence in my masculinity
Thanks for existing edgemaxx

 

[seeker]

Listen kid if you wanna go out there and get your ass beat its ur choice

But you need testosterone to speed up the process

if it's a 4v1, you bet im not getting out unscathed. but i dont want to just get obliterated

 

[seeker]

Yeah ur losing brah

Respect is a necessity.

 

[Deleted member 57356]

if it's a 4v1, you bet im not getting out unscathed. but i dont want to just get obliterated

Better obliterate you bro in the bed than let a stranger obliterate you in front of everyone

 

[cheerio]

yeah fr. i doubt theyd try to tackle me honestly

yeah just do that

 

[seeker]

Better obliterate you bro in the bed than let a stranger obliterate you in front of everyone

...No. man if it's a 1v1 i really think i got it in da bag though, if i dont get too hyped or something. if im calm i can pull a chokehold on some unexperienced guy. but ig i cant underestimate him either

 

[UZB_Strebl]

Beat them ?

Ur a pussy why take advice from u

 

[Kamui]

A lot of people recommend that you just run, and that is honestly, probably the best advice. But in my private high-school, I doubt it could turn fatal, but you never know so I'll try to use this information wisely. So context for asking this question is, I got some beef with like a group of 4 kids in my class today. One of them stood up and we faced each other but our sir told us to sit down and we obliged. I did patch up with them kinda, but you never know what happens.

A lot of fighting tips online are boxing related, and you gotta do what you gotta do but I'd rather not until I have to; using 'dishonourable' tactics like biting. I want to know how to keep myself on my feet, since when I used to 'spar' with my friends, I'd always somehow end up losing my balance. I'm not exactly heavy, 56kg, so I can't just jump on them either. I gotta stay on my feet but idk how

Strip butt ass naked

Nobody wants to fight a naked person

 

[Deleted member 57356]

...No. man if it's a 1v1 i really think i got it in da bag though, if i dont get too hyped or something. if im calm i can pull a chokehold on some unexperienced guy. but ig i cant underestimate him either

I stop with the gay jokes
Learn a tight boxing gaurd and get your homie to punch you hard with gloves
Learn to keep your eyes open and not shit yourself and youll be alot less harmed in a 4v1

 

[Deleted member 57356]

Strip butt ass naked

Nobody wants to fight a naked person

Dont speak for all of us

 

[seeker]

I stop with the gay jokes
Learn a tight boxing gaurd and get your homie to punch you hard with gloves
Learn to keep your eyes open and not shit yourself and youll be alot less harmed in a 4v1

das my man. thank you very much sir. what if we don't have gloves?

 

[Deleted member 57356]

das my man. thank you very much sir. what if we don't have gloves?

Wrap his hands in small blankets if you can
Any thing to cover his knuckles so you dont get cut up

 

[seeker]

Wrap his hands in small blankets if you can
Any thing to cover his knuckles so you dont get cut up

I gotcha bro thank you very much

 

[darktvamp]

oh my apologies. could it work outside of a 1v1 though?

Depends, it's a good defense system if you pair it with kicks you can do damage

 

[seeker]

Depends, it's a good defense system if you pair it with kicks you can do damage

man my kicks are awful lol, I easily lose my footing and if someone grabs my leg I'm done for

 

[darktvamp]

man my kicks are awful lol, I easily lose my footing and if someone grabs my leg I'm done for

Low kicks, if they're dumb and they go to grab the leg they leave their face open

 

[seeker]

Low kicks, if they're dumb and they go to grab the leg they leave their face open

oh sheesh. man I gotta practice this. tyvm

 

[darktvamp]

oh sheesh. man I gotta practice this. tyvm

No worries bro.