How I almost ended up as roadkill and had to console a angry girlfriend a few minutes after

[Deleted member 7192]

This Florida tale starts off with me walking down the street en route to the gym yelling the lyrics to adorn by Miguel



I'm trying to cross the other side of the road waiting for the next batch of cars to pass by, so I raise the volume to max and I was hitting a high note

Then I look to my left and see

Some fucking mini van zig zagging in my direction, by the time I realise what's going on this mother fucker is so close to me.

This fucking car straightens, then it fucking swerves again directly to me, this nigga was so close he hit the curb and swerved again and sped off going straight

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[Deleted member 7192]

Had to exclude the other part I doubt niggas are gonna even read this part, I gotta break that bitch up with my boyfriend tommorow

 

[Jagged0]

Had to exclude the other part I doubt niggas are gonna even read this part, tommorow I gotta break that bitch up with my boyfriend tommorow

You cockteased me ending the story early

 

[Deleted member 7192]

You cockteased me ending the story early

JFL story isn't even finished, I gotta resolve it tommorow