How I beat the shit out of some footballer

[asdvek]

So we were playing amateur football. And theres this Ramos wannabe kid, you guys know these ramos wannabes? They slide tackle everyone like it's jokes and shit but they could end up seriously injuring someone.

And yes, he did injuring my teammate who is a close friend of me. He tackled him, his ankle ended up getting broken, he fell on his wrist and his wrist broke, he also had his nose broken. He fell in a bad way. He ended up getting hospitalized. So I grab this bitches neck and choke him, then right hook him in the jaw and go apeshit on him and beat him while hes on the floor, he also ended up getting hospitalized. Then I ran away. Since I live in Mumbai, the police is shit and they couldn't catch my ass and I ran away since I'm pro at parkour.

 

[RomanianCel]

tldr

 

[asdvek]

tldr

I gave you looksmaxxing advice and you won't read my threads. You can go fuck yourself buddy, and I lied, you are ugly as shit.

 

[Deleted member 61307]

 

[Deleted member 61307]

jk read everything

 

[RomanianCel]

I gave you looksmaxxing advice and you won't read my threads. You can go fuck yourself buddy, and I lied, you are ugly as shit.

i m already much better looking than you, you rat

 

[halloweed]

So we were playing amateur football. And theres this Ramos wannabe kid, you guys know these ramos wannabes? They slide tackle everyone like it's jokes and shit but they could end up seriously injuring someone.

And yes, he did injuring my teammate who is a close friend of me. He tackled him, his ankle ended up getting broken, he fell on his wrist and his wrist broke, he also had his nose broken. He fell in a bad way. He ended up getting hospitalized. So I grab this bitches neck and choke him, then right hook him in the jaw and go apeshit on him and beat him while hes on the floor, he also ended up getting hospitalized. Then I ran away. Since I live in Mumbai, the police is shit and they couldn't catch my ass and I ran away since I'm pro at parkour.

How tf do people in Mumbai have footballs ?

 

[Deleted member 65752]

Tales from a mental asylum in Mumbai

 

[futureashtray]

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caging at his left fist

he going to end up breaking his wrist if he punches anything

 

[Deleted member 66436]

So we were playing amateur football. And theres this Ramos wannabe kid, you guys know these ramos wannabes? They slide tackle everyone like it's jokes and shit but they could end up seriously injuring someone.

And yes, he did injuring my teammate who is a close friend of me. He tackled him, his ankle ended up getting broken, he fell on his wrist and his wrist broke, he also had his nose broken. He fell in a bad way. He ended up getting hospitalized. So I grab this bitches neck and choke him, then right hook him in the jaw and go apeshit on him and beat him while hes on the floor, he also ended up getting hospitalized. Then I ran away. Since I live in Mumbai, the police is shit and they couldn't catch my ass and I ran away since I'm pro at parkour.

my bad but when u mentioned Mumbai I couldnt keep a straight face jfl

 

[asdvek]

my bad but when u mentioned Mumbai I couldnt keep a straight face jfl

alright