HOW I ESCAPED INCELDOM(ASCENSION STORY GTFH)

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..you don't have a job.

*gets employed*

No no. I mean a PROPER job.

*gets a blue collar job*

EVEN MORE PROPER.

*earns 6 figures*

Still no GF? Well, must be your personality! You can't expect people to like you for your income. Thats shallow.

*reads self help books*

No no no. The power of personality just comes from within. You can't fake it. Thats bad. You need to get hobbies.

*gets hobbies*

I mean PROPER hobbies, yikes.

*gets Chad hobbies*

Awesome! Did anything change?

"nope still no gf" sad_wojak.jpg

Well you must hit the gym then.

*hits gym hard for years & gets a decent body*

You MUST be able to have a gf now!

"nah im just lonely AND strong now"

Well you cant expect people to like you for looks only. Thats shallow. I think you need to work on your personality more.

*tries being nice to foids*

You can't expect people to be attracted to you for your niceness!

*tries being bad*

Wow. Toxic masculinity. Tone it down, ugly boy.

*tries being neutral*

You can't be neutral! You need to show you are confident to make moves. Remember Goldilocks!

*makes a move*

No, you need to TALK to them first!!

*flirts & talks but gets cold shoulder*

Why don't you try making a joke? Remember push pull!!

*makes a good joke that gets foid to cringe or doesnt get it for being low IQ because they need everything explained*

NO!! A PROPER JOKE!

*self deprecating jokes & lets her make a joke about her vagina later. She is semi into it now because no one else is desperate to put up with her dry vagina humour*

Good boy! Did that work?

"nah she had to leave to fuck Chad, even made another vagina/sex joke about it"

Well you were obviously shooting your shot! Find a single girl.

"there are no single ones, everyone has a boyfriend who looks way better than me"

Pff, you are shooting high. Find a femcel/forever alone type! You'd be perfect! There is someone for everyone!

"where do i find them?"

Online!! On Tinder!

"everyone wants Chads there, even normies get BTFO"

Real life is not equal to online! Try on Reddit!

"tried but they have FWBs & multiple boyfriends, they just FEEL alone"

Everyone is entitled to their feelings. Now quit being in your feelings & go to a bar or something.

*manages to find a literal 1/10 with 300 pounds & parasites at a shady bar*

YOU FOUND YOUR SHOT. APPROACH HER!!

"i did but she told me she was asexual/not looking to date and went to go have a gangbang with a bunch of normies"

Keep at it! You will find one soon!

"nah fuck this im gonna go home & rope"

YOU CANT DO THAT YOU HAVE A SIX FIGURE JOB & EMPLOYED CHADS & STACIES DEPEND UPON YOU

"its over, im 30 & nobody will ever want m-"

*gets a phonecall from highschool Becky*

"Heyy there, been a while. I was just looking through Facebook & I saw that you are owner of a multi million company now. I was so happy for you and even my daughter, Shaniqua Ledwaiyne (first name, she is so unique hehe) clapped in joy. I was wondering if you wanted to get together for coffee or something? I don't mean to tease but maybe perhaps I am finally willing to settle down with a strong, self driven guy with GREAT personality like you.. ;) What do you say?"

"PS: I hope you aren't mad at me that me and my boyfriend bullied you in HS but he is definitely not in the picture anymore. I broke up with him because he punched our daughter square in the face (i struggled for least a couple months for me to reach that decision) and now he is in jail doing a 3 year sentence. I hope you understand we can't do the sexes yet because I am traumatized & need time to recover. Coffee? xoxoxo

BOYS, I FUCKING ASCENDED. HAHAHA. SEE YOU, INCEL LOSER VIRGINS. ITS ALL POSSIBLE. IM GETTING MARRIED IN 3 DAYS IN VEGAS FUCKING LOSERS LOLOL PERSONALITY = KING
 
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..you don't have a job.

*gets employed*

No no. I mean a PROPER job.

*gets a blue collar job*

EVEN MORE PROPER.

*earns 6 figures*

Still no GF? Well, must be your personality! You can't expect people to like you for your income. Thats shallow.

*reads self help books*

No no no. The power of personality just comes from within. You can't fake it. Thats bad. You need to get hobbies.

*gets hobbies*

I mean PROPER hobbies, yikes.

*gets Chad hobbies*

Awesome! Did anything change?

"nope still no gf" sad_wojak.jpg

Well you must hit the gym then.

*hits gym hard for years & gets a decent body*

You MUST be able to have a gf now!

"nah im just lonely AND strong now"

Well you cant expect people to like you for looks only. Thats shallow. I think you need to work on your personality more.

*tries being nice to foids*

You can't expect people to be attracted to you for your niceness!

*tries being bad*

Wow. Toxic masculinity. Tone it down, ugly boy.

*tries being neutral*

You can't be neutral! You need to show you are confident to make moves. Remember Goldilocks!

*makes a move*

No, you need to TALK to them first!!

*flirts & talks but gets cold shoulder*

Why don't you try making a joke? Remember push pull!!

*makes a good joke that gets foid to cringe or doesnt get it for being low IQ because they need everything explained*

NO!! A PROPER JOKE!

*self deprecating jokes & lets her make a joke about her vagina later. She is semi into it now because no one else is desperate to put up with her dry vagina humour*

Good boy! Did that work?

"nah she had to leave to fuck Chad, even made another vagina/sex joke about it"

Well you were obviously shooting your shot! Find a single girl.

"there are no single ones, everyone has a boyfriend who looks way better than me"

Pff, you are shooting high. Find a femcel/forever alone type! You'd be perfect! There is someone for everyone!

"where do i find them?"

Online!! On Tinder!

"everyone wants Chads there, even normies get BTFO"

Real life is not equal to online! Try on Reddit!

"tried but they have FWBs & multiple boyfriends, they just FEEL alone"

Everyone is entitled to their feelings. Now quit being in your feelings & go to a bar or something.

*manages to find a literal 1/10 with 300 pounds & parasites at a shady bar*

YOU FOUND YOUR SHOT. APPROACH HER!!

"i did but she told me she was asexual/not looking to date and went to go have a gangbang with a bunch of normies"

Keep at it! You will find one soon!

"nah fuck this im gonna go home & rope"

YOU CANT DO THAT YOU HAVE A SIX FIGURE JOB & EMPLOYED CHADS & STACIES DEPEND UPON YOU

"its over, im 30 & nobody will ever want m-"

*gets a phonecall from highschool Becky*

"Heyy there, been a while. I was just looking through Facebook & I saw that you are owner of a multi million company now. I was so happy for you and even my daughter, Shaniqua Ledwaiyne (first name, she is so unique hehe) clapped in joy. I was wondering if you wanted to get together for coffee or something? I don't mean to tease but maybe perhaps I am finally willing to settle down with a strong, self driven guy with GREAT personality like you.. ;) What do you say?"

"PS: I hope you aren't mad at me that me and my boyfriend bullied you in HS but he is definitely not in the picture anymore. I broke up with him because he punched our daughter square in the face (i struggled for least a couple months for me to reach that decision) and now he is in jail doing a 3 year sentence. I hope you understand we can't do the sexes yet because I am traumatized & need time to recover. Coffee? xoxoxo

BOYS, I FUCKING ASCENDED. HAHAHA. SEE YOU, INCEL LOSER VIRGINS. ITS ALL POSSIBLE. IM GETTING MARRIED IN 3 DAYS IN VEGAS FUCKING LOSERS LOLOL PERSONALITY = KING
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Not a single letter
 
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..you don't have a job.

*gets employed*

No no. I mean a PROPER job.

*gets a blue collar job*

EVEN MORE PROPER.

*earns 6 figures*

Still no GF? Well, must be your personality! You can't expect people to like you for your income. Thats shallow.

*reads self help books*

No no no. The power of personality just comes from within. You can't fake it. Thats bad. You need to get hobbies.

*gets hobbies*

I mean PROPER hobbies, yikes.

*gets Chad hobbies*

Awesome! Did anything change?

"nope still no gf" sad_wojak.jpg

Well you must hit the gym then.

*hits gym hard for years & gets a decent body*

You MUST be able to have a gf now!

"nah im just lonely AND strong now"

Well you cant expect people to like you for looks only. Thats shallow. I think you need to work on your personality more.

*tries being nice to foids*

You can't expect people to be attracted to you for your niceness!

*tries being bad*

Wow. Toxic masculinity. Tone it down, ugly boy.

*tries being neutral*

You can't be neutral! You need to show you are confident to make moves. Remember Goldilocks!

*makes a move*

No, you need to TALK to them first!!

*flirts & talks but gets cold shoulder*

Why don't you try making a joke? Remember push pull!!

*makes a good joke that gets foid to cringe or doesnt get it for being low IQ because they need everything explained*

NO!! A PROPER JOKE!

*self deprecating jokes & lets her make a joke about her vagina later. She is semi into it now because no one else is desperate to put up with her dry vagina humour*

Good boy! Did that work?

"nah she had to leave to fuck Chad, even made another vagina/sex joke about it"

Well you were obviously shooting your shot! Find a single girl.

"there are no single ones, everyone has a boyfriend who looks way better than me"

Pff, you are shooting high. Find a femcel/forever alone type! You'd be perfect! There is someone for everyone!

"where do i find them?"

Online!! On Tinder!

"everyone wants Chads there, even normies get BTFO"

Real life is not equal to online! Try on Reddit!

"tried but they have FWBs & multiple boyfriends, they just FEEL alone"

Everyone is entitled to their feelings. Now quit being in your feelings & go to a bar or something.

*manages to find a literal 1/10 with 300 pounds & parasites at a shady bar*

YOU FOUND YOUR SHOT. APPROACH HER!!

"i did but she told me she was asexual/not looking to date and went to go have a gangbang with a bunch of normies"

Keep at it! You will find one soon!

"nah fuck this im gonna go home & rope"

YOU CANT DO THAT YOU HAVE A SIX FIGURE JOB & EMPLOYED CHADS & STACIES DEPEND UPON YOU

"its over, im 30 & nobody will ever want m-"

*gets a phonecall from highschool Becky*

"Heyy there, been a while. I was just looking through Facebook & I saw that you are owner of a multi million company now. I was so happy for you and even my daughter, Shaniqua Ledwaiyne (first name, she is so unique hehe) clapped in joy. I was wondering if you wanted to get together for coffee or something? I don't mean to tease but maybe perhaps I am finally willing to settle down with a strong, self driven guy with GREAT personality like you.. ;) What do you say?"

"PS: I hope you aren't mad at me that me and my boyfriend bullied you in HS but he is definitely not in the picture anymore. I broke up with him because he punched our daughter square in the face (i struggled for least a couple months for me to reach that decision) and now he is in jail doing a 3 year sentence. I hope you understand we can't do the sexes yet because I am traumatized & need time to recover. Coffee? xoxoxo

BOYS, I FUCKING ASCENDED. HAHAHA. SEE YOU, INCEL LOSER VIRGINS. ITS ALL POSSIBLE. IM GETTING MARRIED IN 3 DAYS IN VEGAS FUCKING LOSERS LOLOL PERSONALITY = KING
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New copypasta just dropped.
 
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inspiring :love:
 
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Yeah that's how it is. People give you unmeasurable advice, similar to how religious people will tell you to just pray harder. And then when their advice fails they move the goal post, over and over again.

If you don't get female attention by the time you are done with university then it likely won't happen until you hit your 30s when women view you as a second choice.

Either invest in surgery or cope with escorts in the meantime. Or if you are ethnic from a religious family just get an arranged marriage.

The friend I've mentioned on here dozens of time who was into self improvement, PUA, believing game, personality and behaviour matters spent his entire youth sexless until he hit his 30s and got an arranged marriage, he could have spent his 20s having sex if he just started off with an arranged marriage.
 
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..you don't have a job.

*gets employed*

No no. I mean a PROPER job.

*gets a blue collar job*

EVEN MORE PROPER.

*earns 6 figures*

Still no GF? Well, must be your personality! You can't expect people to like you for your income. Thats shallow.

*reads self help books*

No no no. The power of personality just comes from within. You can't fake it. Thats bad. You need to get hobbies.

*gets hobbies*

I mean PROPER hobbies, yikes.

*gets Chad hobbies*

Awesome! Did anything change?

"nope still no gf" sad_wojak.jpg

Well you must hit the gym then.

*hits gym hard for years & gets a decent body*

You MUST be able to have a gf now!

"nah im just lonely AND strong now"

Well you cant expect people to like you for looks only. Thats shallow. I think you need to work on your personality more.

*tries being nice to foids*

You can't expect people to be attracted to you for your niceness!

*tries being bad*

Wow. Toxic masculinity. Tone it down, ugly boy.

*tries being neutral*

You can't be neutral! You need to show you are confident to make moves. Remember Goldilocks!

*makes a move*

No, you need to TALK to them first!!

*flirts & talks but gets cold shoulder*

Why don't you try making a joke? Remember push pull!!

*makes a good joke that gets foid to cringe or doesnt get it for being low IQ because they need everything explained*

NO!! A PROPER JOKE!

*self deprecating jokes & lets her make a joke about her vagina later. She is semi into it now because no one else is desperate to put up with her dry vagina humour*

Good boy! Did that work?

"nah she had to leave to fuck Chad, even made another vagina/sex joke about it"

Well you were obviously shooting your shot! Find a single girl.

"there are no single ones, everyone has a boyfriend who looks way better than me"

Pff, you are shooting high. Find a femcel/forever alone type! You'd be perfect! There is someone for everyone!

"where do i find them?"

Online!! On Tinder!

"everyone wants Chads there, even normies get BTFO"

Real life is not equal to online! Try on Reddit!

"tried but they have FWBs & multiple boyfriends, they just FEEL alone"

Everyone is entitled to their feelings. Now quit being in your feelings & go to a bar or something.

*manages to find a literal 1/10 with 300 pounds & parasites at a shady bar*

YOU FOUND YOUR SHOT. APPROACH HER!!

"i did but she told me she was asexual/not looking to date and went to go have a gangbang with a bunch of normies"

Keep at it! You will find one soon!

"nah fuck this im gonna go home & rope"

YOU CANT DO THAT YOU HAVE A SIX FIGURE JOB & EMPLOYED CHADS & STACIES DEPEND UPON YOU

"its over, im 30 & nobody will ever want m-"

*gets a phonecall from highschool Becky*

"Heyy there, been a while. I was just looking through Facebook & I saw that you are owner of a multi million company now. I was so happy for you and even my daughter, Shaniqua Ledwaiyne (first name, she is so unique hehe) clapped in joy. I was wondering if you wanted to get together for coffee or something? I don't mean to tease but maybe perhaps I am finally willing to settle down with a strong, self driven guy with GREAT personality like you.. ;) What do you say?"

"PS: I hope you aren't mad at me that me and my boyfriend bullied you in HS but he is definitely not in the picture anymore. I broke up with him because he punched our daughter square in the face (i struggled for least a couple months for me to reach that decision) and now he is in jail doing a 3 year sentence. I hope you understand we can't do the sexes yet because I am traumatized & need time to recover. Coffee? xoxoxo

BOYS, I FUCKING ASCENDED. HAHAHA. SEE YOU, INCEL LOSER VIRGINS. ITS ALL POSSIBLE. IM GETTING MARRIED IN 3 DAYS IN VEGAS FUCKING LOSERS LOLOL PERSONALITY = KING
@wsada post this on PA, except the boys i ascended part
 
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Yeah that's how it is. People give you unmeasurable advice, similar to how religious people will tell you to just pray harder. And then when their advice fails they move the goal post, over and over again.

If you don't get female attention by the time you are done with university then it likely won't happen until you hit your 30s when women view you as a second choice.

Either invest in surgery or cope with escorts in the meantime. Or if you are ethnic from a religious family just get an arranged marriage.

The friend I've mentioned on here dozens of time who was into self improvement, PUA, believing game, personality and behaviour matters spent his entire youth sexless until he hit his 30s and got an arranged marriage, he could have spent his 20s having sex if he just started off with an arranged marriage.
surgery is beyond retarded it’s seriously puzzling why people still recommend it. im fine with how I look, im not going to waste my money to have my face altered just to still be incel at the end of it
 
i don't read because is over
 
Read every single word bhai....very inspiring
I am planning to follow your footsteps :feelsokman:
 
..you don't have a job.

*gets employed*

No no. I mean a PROPER job.

*gets a blue collar job*

EVEN MORE PROPER.

*earns 6 figures*

Still no GF? Well, must be your personality! You can't expect people to like you for your income. Thats shallow.

*reads self help books*

No no no. The power of personality just comes from within. You can't fake it. Thats bad. You need to get hobbies.

*gets hobbies*

I mean PROPER hobbies, yikes.

*gets Chad hobbies*

Awesome! Did anything change?

"nope still no gf" sad_wojak.jpg

Well you must hit the gym then.

*hits gym hard for years & gets a decent body*

You MUST be able to have a gf now!

"nah im just lonely AND strong now"

Well you cant expect people to like you for looks only. Thats shallow. I think you need to work on your personality more.

*tries being nice to foids*

You can't expect people to be attracted to you for your niceness!

*tries being bad*

Wow. Toxic masculinity. Tone it down, ugly boy.

*tries being neutral*

You can't be neutral! You need to show you are confident to make moves. Remember Goldilocks!

*makes a move*

No, you need to TALK to them first!!

*flirts & talks but gets cold shoulder*

Why don't you try making a joke? Remember push pull!!

*makes a good joke that gets foid to cringe or doesnt get it for being low IQ because they need everything explained*

NO!! A PROPER JOKE!

*self deprecating jokes & lets her make a joke about her vagina later. She is semi into it now because no one else is desperate to put up with her dry vagina humour*

Good boy! Did that work?

"nah she had to leave to fuck Chad, even made another vagina/sex joke about it"

Well you were obviously shooting your shot! Find a single girl.

"there are no single ones, everyone has a boyfriend who looks way better than me"

Pff, you are shooting high. Find a femcel/forever alone type! You'd be perfect! There is someone for everyone!

"where do i find them?"

Online!! On Tinder!

"everyone wants Chads there, even normies get BTFO"

Real life is not equal to online! Try on Reddit!

"tried but they have FWBs & multiple boyfriends, they just FEEL alone"

Everyone is entitled to their feelings. Now quit being in your feelings & go to a bar or something.

*manages to find a literal 1/10 with 300 pounds & parasites at a shady bar*

YOU FOUND YOUR SHOT. APPROACH HER!!

"i did but she told me she was asexual/not looking to date and went to go have a gangbang with a bunch of normies"

Keep at it! You will find one soon!

"nah fuck this im gonna go home & rope"

YOU CANT DO THAT YOU HAVE A SIX FIGURE JOB & EMPLOYED CHADS & STACIES DEPEND UPON YOU

"its over, im 30 & nobody will ever want m-"

*gets a phonecall from highschool Becky*

"Heyy there, been a while. I was just looking through Facebook & I saw that you are owner of a multi million company now. I was so happy for you and even my daughter, Shaniqua Ledwaiyne (first name, she is so unique hehe) clapped in joy. I was wondering if you wanted to get together for coffee or something? I don't mean to tease but maybe perhaps I am finally willing to settle down with a strong, self driven guy with GREAT personality like you.. ;) What do you say?"

"PS: I hope you aren't mad at me that me and my boyfriend bullied you in HS but he is definitely not in the picture anymore. I broke up with him because he punched our daughter square in the face (i struggled for least a couple months for me to reach that decision) and now he is in jail doing a 3 year sentence. I hope you understand we can't do the sexes yet because I am traumatized & need time to recover. Coffee? xoxoxo

BOYS, I FUCKING ASCENDED. HAHAHA. SEE YOU, INCEL LOSER VIRGINS. ITS ALL POSSIBLE. IM GETTING MARRIED IN 3 DAYS IN VEGAS FUCKING LOSERS LOLOL PERSONALITY = KING
Not a single subatomic particle, you will never escape Inceldom, loser.
 
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