Zenis
Kraken
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..you don't have a job.
*gets employed*
No no. I mean a PROPER job.
*gets a blue collar job*
EVEN MORE PROPER.
*earns 6 figures*
Still no GF? Well, must be your personality! You can't expect people to like you for your income. Thats shallow.
*reads self help books*
No no no. The power of personality just comes from within. You can't fake it. Thats bad. You need to get hobbies.
*gets hobbies*
I mean PROPER hobbies, yikes.
*gets Chad hobbies*
Awesome! Did anything change?
"nope still no gf" sad_wojak.jpg
Well you must hit the gym then.
*hits gym hard for years & gets a decent body*
You MUST be able to have a gf now!
"nah im just lonely AND strong now"
Well you cant expect people to like you for looks only. Thats shallow. I think you need to work on your personality more.
*tries being nice to foids*
You can't expect people to be attracted to you for your niceness!
*tries being bad*
Wow. Toxic masculinity. Tone it down, ugly boy.
*tries being neutral*
You can't be neutral! You need to show you are confident to make moves. Remember Goldilocks!
*makes a move*
No, you need to TALK to them first!!
*flirts & talks but gets cold shoulder*
Why don't you try making a joke? Remember push pull!!
*makes a good joke that gets foid to cringe or doesnt get it for being low IQ because they need everything explained*
NO!! A PROPER JOKE!
*self deprecating jokes & lets her make a joke about her vagina later. She is semi into it now because no one else is desperate to put up with her dry vagina humour*
Good boy! Did that work?
"nah she had to leave to fuck Chad, even made another vagina/sex joke about it"
Well you were obviously shooting your shot! Find a single girl.
"there are no single ones, everyone has a boyfriend who looks way better than me"
Pff, you are shooting high. Find a femcel/forever alone type! You'd be perfect! There is someone for everyone!
"where do i find them?"
Online!! On Tinder!
"everyone wants Chads there, even normies get BTFO"
Real life is not equal to online! Try on Reddit!
"tried but they have FWBs & multiple boyfriends, they just FEEL alone"
Everyone is entitled to their feelings. Now quit being in your feelings & go to a bar or something.
*manages to find a literal 1/10 with 300 pounds & parasites at a shady bar*
YOU FOUND YOUR SHOT. APPROACH HER!!
"i did but she told me she was asexual/not looking to date and went to go have a gangbang with a bunch of normies"
Keep at it! You will find one soon!
"nah fuck this im gonna go home & rope"
YOU CANT DO THAT YOU HAVE A SIX FIGURE JOB & EMPLOYED CHADS & STACIES DEPEND UPON YOU
"its over, im 30 & nobody will ever want m-"
*gets a phonecall from highschool Becky*
"Heyy there, been a while. I was just looking through Facebook & I saw that you are owner of a multi million company now. I was so happy for you and even my daughter, Shaniqua Ledwaiyne (first name, she is so unique hehe) clapped in joy. I was wondering if you wanted to get together for coffee or something? I don't mean to tease but maybe perhaps I am finally willing to settle down with a strong, self driven guy with GREAT personality like you..
What do you say?"
"PS: I hope you aren't mad at me that me and my boyfriend bullied you in HS but he is definitely not in the picture anymore. I broke up with him because he punched our daughter square in the face (i struggled for least a couple months for me to reach that decision) and now he is in jail doing a 3 year sentence. I hope you understand we can't do the sexes yet because I am traumatized & need time to recover. Coffee? xoxoxo
BOYS, I FUCKING ASCENDED. HAHAHA. SEE YOU, INCEL LOSER VIRGINS. ITS ALL POSSIBLE. IM GETTING MARRIED IN 3 DAYS IN VEGAS FUCKING LOSERS LOLOL PERSONALITY = KING
*gets employed*
No no. I mean a PROPER job.
*gets a blue collar job*
EVEN MORE PROPER.
*earns 6 figures*
Still no GF? Well, must be your personality! You can't expect people to like you for your income. Thats shallow.
*reads self help books*
No no no. The power of personality just comes from within. You can't fake it. Thats bad. You need to get hobbies.
*gets hobbies*
I mean PROPER hobbies, yikes.
*gets Chad hobbies*
Awesome! Did anything change?
"nope still no gf" sad_wojak.jpg
Well you must hit the gym then.
*hits gym hard for years & gets a decent body*
You MUST be able to have a gf now!
"nah im just lonely AND strong now"
Well you cant expect people to like you for looks only. Thats shallow. I think you need to work on your personality more.
*tries being nice to foids*
You can't expect people to be attracted to you for your niceness!
*tries being bad*
Wow. Toxic masculinity. Tone it down, ugly boy.
*tries being neutral*
You can't be neutral! You need to show you are confident to make moves. Remember Goldilocks!
*makes a move*
No, you need to TALK to them first!!
*flirts & talks but gets cold shoulder*
Why don't you try making a joke? Remember push pull!!
*makes a good joke that gets foid to cringe or doesnt get it for being low IQ because they need everything explained*
NO!! A PROPER JOKE!
*self deprecating jokes & lets her make a joke about her vagina later. She is semi into it now because no one else is desperate to put up with her dry vagina humour*
Good boy! Did that work?
"nah she had to leave to fuck Chad, even made another vagina/sex joke about it"
Well you were obviously shooting your shot! Find a single girl.
"there are no single ones, everyone has a boyfriend who looks way better than me"
Pff, you are shooting high. Find a femcel/forever alone type! You'd be perfect! There is someone for everyone!
"where do i find them?"
Online!! On Tinder!
"everyone wants Chads there, even normies get BTFO"
Real life is not equal to online! Try on Reddit!
"tried but they have FWBs & multiple boyfriends, they just FEEL alone"
Everyone is entitled to their feelings. Now quit being in your feelings & go to a bar or something.
*manages to find a literal 1/10 with 300 pounds & parasites at a shady bar*
YOU FOUND YOUR SHOT. APPROACH HER!!
"i did but she told me she was asexual/not looking to date and went to go have a gangbang with a bunch of normies"
Keep at it! You will find one soon!
"nah fuck this im gonna go home & rope"
YOU CANT DO THAT YOU HAVE A SIX FIGURE JOB & EMPLOYED CHADS & STACIES DEPEND UPON YOU
"its over, im 30 & nobody will ever want m-"
*gets a phonecall from highschool Becky*
"Heyy there, been a while. I was just looking through Facebook & I saw that you are owner of a multi million company now. I was so happy for you and even my daughter, Shaniqua Ledwaiyne (first name, she is so unique hehe) clapped in joy. I was wondering if you wanted to get together for coffee or something? I don't mean to tease but maybe perhaps I am finally willing to settle down with a strong, self driven guy with GREAT personality like you..
What do you say?""PS: I hope you aren't mad at me that me and my boyfriend bullied you in HS but he is definitely not in the picture anymore. I broke up with him because he punched our daughter square in the face (i struggled for least a couple months for me to reach that decision) and now he is in jail doing a 3 year sentence. I hope you understand we can't do the sexes yet because I am traumatized & need time to recover. Coffee? xoxoxo
BOYS, I FUCKING ASCENDED. HAHAHA. SEE YOU, INCEL LOSER VIRGINS. ITS ALL POSSIBLE. IM GETTING MARRIED IN 3 DAYS IN VEGAS FUCKING LOSERS LOLOL PERSONALITY = KING
