9Romance
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To any FBI this is all in minecraft but i saved thousands of dollars worth of groceries and shit
Method 1) fake checkout
So basically grab the food, put it in a cart and pretend to scan the items. You could even play a scan sound effect off a phone or speaker (i did that jfl). Then bag the items. Pretend to pay and walk out of the store
If theres a nigga watching you just drop the items, and leave.
Also if your black their automatically gonna be suspicious of
Success rate: 70%
Method 2) Just walking out through the side
In this method you want to bring a shopping bag to the store (i recommend the same bags the store uses). Get the items in the shopping cart, sneakily bag them in a empty isle, and walk out confident and on your phone pretending you already paid for it. You can even get a old receipt and place it just hanging out of the bag or in your hand and people might not even bother to ask
The more suspicious you are the lower your chance of getting away
Success Rate: 99%. Only been caught once out of like 60 times
Method 3) Big shirt method
Get a oversized shirt (over for manlets) and grab a shit ton of items an dput it right underneath your pants and put your shirt over it
Success Rate: 100% never been caught
Method 4) backpack method
Buy a backpack and stuff hella shit in it. Ps5s, movies, videogames,shoes, etc. make sure the backpack doesnt look obviously filled and pay for the backpack only. If they catch yo ass just pretend you didnt check inside and someone mustve pranked you
Success rate: 97%
Method 5) Replacement Shoes Method
Go to a shoe store with some slippers of shitty shoes you dont care about. Find the shoes you want, put em on, and pretend those were the shoes you had when walking in. You can even buy like some cheap shirt or something to make you seem less suspicious. Throw the box away or leave the empty box at the store and the shoes you brought in just throw away or leave it there. You can do the same thing for shirts, pants or whatever you want
Success Rate: 100%
Method 6) Resell method
Steal shit from the store using the other methods then sell it online. Recommend doing this with earbuds, shoes, etc
Method 7) Price Tag Method
Simply switch out the tags of two similar looking items. Works best if the store uses sticker tags. If low inhib just cut off the tag and tape it on top of the other one
Success Rate: 80%
Method 8) Fake Cash Method
Just use fake cash. They wont even bother to check unless you are giving them like a bunch of hundred dollar bills or if it looks/feels sketchy asf. Just use like 20 dollar fake cash. Also make sure it feels realistic. Most fake cash feels like printer paper
Success Rate: 100%
Method 9) Neodynium Method
you ever wanted to finnesse some shit out of the store but it had those stupid security tags? Just get a neodynium (ultra powerful) magnet. They will literlally deactivate the security tags.
Success Rate: 90%
Method 10) Run out of the store method
The oldest method in the book. Only do if your low inhib. Usually stores wont even bother to call the police if you just grab some cheap shit and even if the police come it wont even matter if your gone. Police wouldnt even bother to chase your ass down
Success Rate: 80%
Method 11) Receipt Method
Pay for the items, get the receipt, go back and grab a bunch of other shit and put it in the bag, then if someone asks for a receipt show them that. Just make sure that your receipt isnt like 2 items and u have like 30 items in the bag
Success Rate: 100%
Method 12) Distraction Method
Get your friend to distract whoevers near the exit if someone is there and just walk out with the items in a bag or in the cart
Success Rate: 70%
Method 13) Fake Prebought Method
You can do this for hella shit. Go in the store, take the item and act like you already bought it. For example if your stealing headphones, unbox the headphones, plug it into your phone and pretend your listening to music. If your stealing food, just eat the shit and pretend you had it already or you bought it. Usually if you look confident and dont act sus they wont even question you
Success Rate: 80%
i have other method but i dont wanna make this thread too long so ill prollly make a part 2
Method 14) Act suspicious on purpose
act suspicious (bring a backpack, wear hoodie, linger around) on purpose but dont actually steal so the store can call the police. Once they are there you can sue the store
Also heres some things you should know
- once you exit the store your pretty much good. Stores do occasionally call the police but usually the police are useless unless you are still in the store. Even if they have you on camera you should be fine. You could even just say its not you and its just someone who looks like you
- never stay in the store after your caught. If they try to say some shit like “i just wanan talk” that means the police are on the way and they are trying to trap you. Just run
- avoid stealing from the same store over and over
- If someone follows you around the store just leave. Or if your low inhib just keep walking around the store and act suspicious af on purpose for a long ass time until they get tired of following you
- cameras dont rlly do shit. They are mainly there to make you feel like you are being watched and scare you. Most of the time nobody rlly checks cameras. The only time they are even rlly useful is for proof later on if u get caught by police and ur in store
- once you go in the bathroom the store legally has to stop the investigation. Otherwise you can sue them
- If a worker chases you down or tackles you, you can sue them
- Being ethnic automatically makes you more suspicious
- If your a manlet and look light triad they will be more aggresive cause they know you wont do anything
Method 1) fake checkout
So basically grab the food, put it in a cart and pretend to scan the items. You could even play a scan sound effect off a phone or speaker (i did that jfl). Then bag the items. Pretend to pay and walk out of the store
If theres a nigga watching you just drop the items, and leave.
Also if your black their automatically gonna be suspicious of
Success rate: 70%
Method 2) Just walking out through the side
In this method you want to bring a shopping bag to the store (i recommend the same bags the store uses). Get the items in the shopping cart, sneakily bag them in a empty isle, and walk out confident and on your phone pretending you already paid for it. You can even get a old receipt and place it just hanging out of the bag or in your hand and people might not even bother to ask
The more suspicious you are the lower your chance of getting away
Success Rate: 99%. Only been caught once out of like 60 times
Method 3) Big shirt method
Get a oversized shirt (over for manlets) and grab a shit ton of items an dput it right underneath your pants and put your shirt over it
Success Rate: 100% never been caught
Method 4) backpack method
Buy a backpack and stuff hella shit in it. Ps5s, movies, videogames,shoes, etc. make sure the backpack doesnt look obviously filled and pay for the backpack only. If they catch yo ass just pretend you didnt check inside and someone mustve pranked you
Success rate: 97%
Method 5) Replacement Shoes Method
Go to a shoe store with some slippers of shitty shoes you dont care about. Find the shoes you want, put em on, and pretend those were the shoes you had when walking in. You can even buy like some cheap shirt or something to make you seem less suspicious. Throw the box away or leave the empty box at the store and the shoes you brought in just throw away or leave it there. You can do the same thing for shirts, pants or whatever you want
Success Rate: 100%
Method 6) Resell method
Steal shit from the store using the other methods then sell it online. Recommend doing this with earbuds, shoes, etc
Method 7) Price Tag Method
Simply switch out the tags of two similar looking items. Works best if the store uses sticker tags. If low inhib just cut off the tag and tape it on top of the other one
Success Rate: 80%
Method 8) Fake Cash Method
Just use fake cash. They wont even bother to check unless you are giving them like a bunch of hundred dollar bills or if it looks/feels sketchy asf. Just use like 20 dollar fake cash. Also make sure it feels realistic. Most fake cash feels like printer paper
Success Rate: 100%
Method 9) Neodynium Method
you ever wanted to finnesse some shit out of the store but it had those stupid security tags? Just get a neodynium (ultra powerful) magnet. They will literlally deactivate the security tags.
Success Rate: 90%
Method 10) Run out of the store method
The oldest method in the book. Only do if your low inhib. Usually stores wont even bother to call the police if you just grab some cheap shit and even if the police come it wont even matter if your gone. Police wouldnt even bother to chase your ass down
Success Rate: 80%
Method 11) Receipt Method
Pay for the items, get the receipt, go back and grab a bunch of other shit and put it in the bag, then if someone asks for a receipt show them that. Just make sure that your receipt isnt like 2 items and u have like 30 items in the bag
Success Rate: 100%
Method 12) Distraction Method
Get your friend to distract whoevers near the exit if someone is there and just walk out with the items in a bag or in the cart
Success Rate: 70%
Method 13) Fake Prebought Method
You can do this for hella shit. Go in the store, take the item and act like you already bought it. For example if your stealing headphones, unbox the headphones, plug it into your phone and pretend your listening to music. If your stealing food, just eat the shit and pretend you had it already or you bought it. Usually if you look confident and dont act sus they wont even question you
Success Rate: 80%
i have other method but i dont wanna make this thread too long so ill prollly make a part 2
Method 14) Act suspicious on purpose
act suspicious (bring a backpack, wear hoodie, linger around) on purpose but dont actually steal so the store can call the police. Once they are there you can sue the store
Also heres some things you should know
- once you exit the store your pretty much good. Stores do occasionally call the police but usually the police are useless unless you are still in the store. Even if they have you on camera you should be fine. You could even just say its not you and its just someone who looks like you
- never stay in the store after your caught. If they try to say some shit like “i just wanan talk” that means the police are on the way and they are trying to trap you. Just run
- avoid stealing from the same store over and over
- If someone follows you around the store just leave. Or if your low inhib just keep walking around the store and act suspicious af on purpose for a long ass time until they get tired of following you
- cameras dont rlly do shit. They are mainly there to make you feel like you are being watched and scare you. Most of the time nobody rlly checks cameras. The only time they are even rlly useful is for proof later on if u get caught by police and ur in store
- once you go in the bathroom the store legally has to stop the investigation. Otherwise you can sue them
- If a worker chases you down or tackles you, you can sue them
- Being ethnic automatically makes you more suspicious
- If your a manlet and look light triad they will be more aggresive cause they know you wont do anything
