how I know the GOATIS diet is the #1 diet in the world

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was with my thai foid at 711, got a few stuffs and a ham cheese toastie

then outside the shop there was this dog, alone, no home, had 1 leg missing

he looked so sad and alone. and looked in my eyes, i felt so pity for him.

would be so brutal to be a 1 legged homeless dog in thailand

so i offered him my ham and cheese toastie, broke a little bit off for him



BRO REFUSED MY TOASTIE AND HOPPED AWAY

thats how you know ham cheese toasties are COOKED


if even HOMELESS, 1 LEGGED, NEVER-SHOWERED DOGS ARE REFUSING TO EAT IT

IT WOULD RATHER STARVE TO DEATH THAN EAT A HAM CHEESE TOASTIE


but I guarantee if i gave it some raw meat, raw beef, raw liver, it would eat that shit every fucking day


modern mans diet is fucking slave food that not even homeless dogs want to eat




stick to your meat, eggs, fruit. thats it bruv
 
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Humans are obligate hyper carnivores. Mixing protein with carbs will activate the randle cycle. Eat half a stick of kerry gold salted butter, raw beef and raw eggs. Eat till full. Drink water. Thank me later.
 
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Humans are obligate hyper carnivores. Mixing protein with carbs will activate the randle cycle. Eat half a stick of kerry gold salted butter, raw beef and raw eggs. Eat till full. Drink water. Thank me later.
eggs with or without whites
 
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was with my thai foid at 711, got a few stuffs and a ham cheese toastie

then outside the shop there was this dog, alone, no home, had 1 leg missing

he looked so sad and alone. and looked in my eyes, i felt so pity for him.

would be so brutal to be a 1 legged homeless dog in thailand

so i offered him my ham and cheese toastie, broke a little bit off for him



BRO REFUSED MY TOASTIE AND HOPPED AWAY

thats how you know ham cheese toasties are COOKED


if even HOMELESS, 1 LEGGED, NEVER-SHOWERED DOGS ARE REFUSING TO EAT IT

IT WOULD RATHER STARVE TO DEATH THAN EAT A HAM CHEESE TOASTIE


but I guarantee if i gave it some raw meat, raw beef, raw liver, it would eat that shit every fucking day


modern mans diet is fucking slave food that not even homeless dogs want to eat




stick to your meat, eggs, fruit. thats it bruv
but did you give it red meat to prove your point
 
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was with my thai foid at 711, got a few stuffs and a ham cheese toastie

then outside the shop there was this dog, alone, no home, had 1 leg missing

he looked so sad and alone. and looked in my eyes, i felt so pity for him.

would be so brutal to be a 1 legged homeless dog in thailand

so i offered him my ham and cheese toastie, broke a little bit off for him



BRO REFUSED MY TOASTIE AND HOPPED AWAY

thats how you know ham cheese toasties are COOKED


if even HOMELESS, 1 LEGGED, NEVER-SHOWERED DOGS ARE REFUSING TO EAT IT

IT WOULD RATHER STARVE TO DEATH THAN EAT A HAM CHEESE TOASTIE


but I guarantee if i gave it some raw meat, raw beef, raw liver, it would eat that shit every fucking day


modern mans diet is fucking slave food that not even homeless dogs want to eat




stick to your meat, eggs, fruit. thats it bruv
did you eat it?
 
Eating any "food" from a 711 and then being surprised it's garbage processed shit that should not even be allowed to be sold. Even the fucking dog knows it's absolute poison.
 
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