How I plan on robbing people.

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So I’m broke, and I need to make money.

How else am I going to ascend?


So first, I’ll wear a ski mask, shoes I don’t wear anymore, and long pants and sleeves. Basically try to become as unrecognizable as possible. (Also gloves)

I will also, look into if I should bring a partner with me or not. I do have someone in mind who might be of help, but idk yet. Also, if I do get a partner that just doubles the chances of me getting caught, does it not? Like what if he gets recognized, then I’m cooked. And I also lose half of earnings.


So yk what, maybe I don’t need a partner, idk you guys let me know.


I will only go after the weak, never a man. So only targeting, elderly people, women (oh that will be fun if I get to put my hands on them) and maybeeee children. Na I can’t do children that’s fucked up.

But yeah I’ll steal their purses or so.


And my weapon of choice will be a blade.

I don’t have a blade yet, but I could get one and don’t have a ski mask.


Anyways thoughts?
 
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Oh yeah.

And I’m also planning on wearing shoulder pads to look more intimidating.

With the hoodie on.
 
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I actually tried this before, and I got caught easily:feelskek:
 
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anything but getting a job
 
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Brah get a pole
 
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Oh and I’ll also do it in locations not near my residence area
 
So I’m broke, and I need to make money.

How else am I going to ascend?


So first, I’ll wear a ski mask, shoes I don’t wear anymore, and long pants and sleeves. Basically try to become as unrecognizable as possible. (Also gloves)

I will also, look into if I should bring a partner with me or not. I do have someone in mind who might be of help, but idk yet. Also, if I do get a partner that just doubles the chances of me getting caught, does it not? Like what if he gets recognized, then I’m cooked. And I also lose half of earnings.


So yk what, maybe I don’t need a partner, idk you guys let me know.


I will only go after the weak, never a man. So only targeting, elderly people, women (oh that will be fun if I get to put my hands on them) and maybeeee children. Na I can’t do children that’s fucked up.

But yeah I’ll steal their purses or so.


And my weapon of choice will be a blade.

I don’t have a blade yet, but I could get one and don’t have a ski mask.


Anyways thoughts?
Wouldn't recommend anymore. el gov got flock cameras
 
Nigga ur a burger :feelskek:
what's burger?:ogre:
So I’m broke, and I need to make money.

How else am I going to ascend?


So first, I’ll wear a ski mask, shoes I don’t wear anymore, and long pants and sleeves. Basically try to become as unrecognizable as possible. (Also gloves)

I will also, look into if I should bring a partner with me or not. I do have someone in mind who might be of help, but idk yet. Also, if I do get a partner that just doubles the chances of me getting caught, does it not? Like what if he gets recognized, then I’m cooked. And I also lose half of earnings.


So yk what, maybe I don’t need a partner, idk you guys let me know.


I will only go after the weak, never a man. So only targeting, elderly people, women (oh that will be fun if I get to put my hands on them) and maybeeee children. Na I can’t do children that’s fucked up.

But yeah I’ll steal their purses or so.


And my weapon of choice will be a blade.

I don’t have a blade yet, but I could get one and don’t have a ski mask.


Anyways thoughts?
you'll need a partner to make things easier. but if you're gonna do this solo, you gotta choke hold them at a quiet area, you don't wanna use a knife bc your victim might scream and run, someone might still hear them even when the area is quiet, and make sure the person you're robbing is an old female. and if you see any cameras, just go to the opposite direction of your house, after that, find a taxi so you can go home safely without anyone seeing you.
 
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you'll need a partner to make things easier
Yeah, fuck it I should probably find one. But if I can’t, oh well 🤷🏻
you don't wanna use a knife bc your victim might scream and run, someone might still hear them even when the area is quiet, and make sure the person you're robbing is an old female
yeah, it’s really just different scenarios where improvisation is key
and if you see any cameras, just go to the opposite direction of your house, after that, find a taxi so you can go home safely without anyone seeing you.
yup. Water
 
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Yeah, fuck it I should probably find one. But if I can’t, oh well 🤷🏻

yeah, it’s really just different scenarios where improvisation is key

yup. Water
Good luck:ogre:
 
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Good thing you won't try to rob me because you'd be in for a nasty surprise
 
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Good thing you won't try to rob me because you'd be in for a nasty surprise
The last thing either one of us would see IMG 6774
 
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