How many laxatives do I have to take to lose 10lbs

[Deleted member 16918]

My dad is weighing me soon and I ate a whole pizza and gained 6 lbs. I wanna go to the mall with my friend again but I can’t if I’m grounded. Please help, Do laxatives even do anything? Also any other drugs under 10 bucks that can help me throw up or something so I can barf on my dads face.

 

[Bloodsword]

Your dad weighs you? That’s the gayest thing I ever heard

 

[Anchor_Ship]

My dad is weighing me soon and I ate a whole pizza and gained 6 lbs. I wanna go to the mall with my friend again but I can’t if I’m grounded. Please help, Do laxatives even do anything? Also any other drugs under 10 bucks that can help me throw up or something so I can barf on my dads face.

Fat ass

 

[Deleted member 16918]

Your dad weighs you? That’s the gayest thing I ever heard

Yeah he also checks my phone, manages my emails, put a camera in my room, and he’s going to take my door out so I can’t have a door in my room. Oh and he gave me a GPS tracker watch that shows my location 24/7

 

[Deleted member 16853]

Yeah he also checks my phone, manages my emails, put a camera in my room, and he’s going to take my door out so I can’t have a door in my room. Oh and he gave me a GPS tracker watch that shows my location 24/7

WTF, tell them niggas to give you some god damned privacy

 

[Ricochet]

This nigga gonna shit 10 lbs

 

[Matthias8272]

Just cum buckets in your cousins hole, you will lose 10lbs no cap

 

[Matthias8272]

Just ask your cousin to help lighten your load

 

[Matthias8272]

Just shit your brains out too

 

[Matthias8272]

fart too

 

[lonelycurry]

fat mexican nigger