HOW MY FRIEND'S COCK GOT LEAKED! (if you wanna laugh GTFIH)

[abzz]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

 

[abzz]

@BWCisLAW @PSLbbc @Histy @xzylecrey @EvilSatanArseRapist

 

[abzz]

@BR32 @niggero0 @foidletslayer @satangoy @rraymond

 

[BWCisLAW]

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his angles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

Bro I really tried to read but I don't have the attention span

Should've put a TLDR

 

[McSkziofren]

Larry the cock. Im proud of you stay strong in the cell brotato

 

[abzz]

@wuzzdio @copingmaxnt @acm @chadVSvirgin @atra

 

[abzz]

Bro I really tried to read but I don't have the attention span

Should've put a TLDR

will do now

 

[Mess]

Poor kid.

 

[gymcelld]

TLDR I’m not reading this larp story

 

[abzz]

Poor kid.

he would have been worse if it was someone else's cock who got leaked

 

[abzz]

TLDR I’m not reading this larp story

i added one mate

 

[gymcelld]

i added one mate

Good boy

 

[aristrocratic]

jfl thats broootal

 

[zslqam]

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his angles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

Happend to me too, dont know if my friends will leak it, fucking brootal

 

[rraymond]

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his angles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

lmao

a similar thing happened to me my knob was in a few frames of a video only could see a small bit though, that i sent to 2 of my friends about a year ago in school (recorded in the school toilet)

they just took the piss and forgot about it jfl

 

[abzz]

@Cinnamon fan64 @Fridx @Tensor @turkcelfatcel @tomahawk

 

[abzz]

lmao

a similar thing happened to me my knob was in a few frames of a video only could see a small bit though, that i sent to 2 of my friends about a year ago in school (recorded in the school toilet)

they just took the piss and forgot about it jfl

lucky you man, it's gotten so bad for dick that the story has spread to other cities and schools

 

[abzz]

Happend to me too, dont know if my friends will leak it, fucking brootal

you'll be fine man

 

[Xenothe1st_]

lucky you man, it's gotten so bad for dick that the story has spread to other cities and schools

I'm caging

 

[zslqam]

lucky you man, it's gotten so bad for dick that the story has spread to other cities and schools

How does everyone care so much that it spreads to other schools are cities. When we have a leak its forgotten in a week

 

[TylerDurdenMaxxing]

Micropenis is brutal
Nigga wont ever get the feeling to satisfy a bitch

 

[rraymond]

lucky you man, it's gotten so bad for dick that the story has spread to other cities and schools

ahahahaha must be a pretty boring area then

 

[Tensor]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

 

[abzz]

I'm caging

it's actually awful

imagine being made fun of by fresh year 7s they're like 10-11 jfl

 

[abzz]

How does everyone care so much that it spreads to other schools are cities. When we have a leak its forgotten in a week

no clue man

 

[gymcelld]

Fucking hell bit peak

 

[Xenothe1st_]

it's actually awful

imagine being made fun of by fresh year 7s they're like 10-11 jfl

Actual ropefuel istg

 

[abzz]

Micropenis is brutal
Nigga wont ever get the feeling to satisfy a bitch

he was also speaking to this MTB (no clue how) once the girls found out he was blocked by every single one of them

 

[abzz]

Fucking hell bit peak

he was a bully for 4 school years tho, not that peak lad

 

[gymcelld]

he was a bully for 4 school years tho, not that peak lad

Does he mog?

 

[abzz]

Actual ropefuel istg

when the fireworks were here in the UK for bonfire, everyone (we made a gc without him), was saying "i hope that was the sound of him shooting himself!" it's just insane

 

[funfafy812]

poor dude, bros gonna try getting a job and even his customers gonna be calling him larry

his future grand children will still be paying his debt even after hes 80-90

 

[TylerDurdenMaxxing]

he was also speaking to this MTB (no clue how) once the girls found out he was blocked by every single one of them

Born to fuck
Forced to be a cuck

 

[abzz]

Does he mog?

he's so fucking chopped. we called him choppy for a while as a nickname. he doesn't have any other friends, which is why he sits with us still. he takes specific routes to avoid people shouting lump, but even that doesn't stop them

 

[shkypot]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

im glad retards get the bad karma they deserve, nice story OP

 

[abzz]

poor dude, bros gonna try getting a job and even his customers gonna be calling him larry

his future grand children will still be paying his debt even after hes 80-90

the whole friend group was planning to tell the colleges and his future employers about it to fuck up his life in the biggest way possible

 

[gymcelld]

he's so fucking chopped. we called him choppy for a while as a nickname. he doesn't have any other friends, which is why he sits with us still. he takes specific routes to avoid people shouting lump, but even that doesn't stop them

Wait tell what this guy did to deserve this treatment like actual examples of hair that he has done please

 

[massaijumps]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

Tales

 

[abzz]

im glad retards get the bad karma they deserve, nice story OP

thanks man, took me some time to recall everything, keep in mind this shit is ongoing for like 8 months and it's only getting worse

some nigga ordered a tesco clubcard addressed to "Mr Larry Lump" at his exact home address

 

[Oopity]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

Brutal when even year 7 midgets terrorise you for having a micro

 

[Histy]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

Over for his reputation

 

[abzz]

Wait tell what this guy did to deserve this treatment like actual examples of hair that he has done please

unnecessary insults, always called people short even tho he's not that tall, laughed at people's teeth even tho he's got fucked up British teeth, he and his sister walk around the house naked, were pretty sure he's inbred, mocked the younger years for absolutely no reason, bully, fucking bully

 

[gymcelld]

unnecessary insults, always called people short even tho he's not that tall, laughed at people's teeth even tho he's got fucked up British teeth, he and his sister walk around the house naked, were pretty sure he's inbred, mocked the younger years for absolutely no reason, bully, fucking bully

Do he’s a cunt?

 

[abzz]

Tales

lmao i wish

while he's crying in his room we got massaijumps saying tales

 

[abzz]

Do he’s a cunt?

indeed.

 

[McSkziofren]

When we have a leak

Thats so common anyway

 

[McSkziofren]

lmao i wish

while he's crying in his room we got massaijumps saying tales

Send audio of cry. Mp3

 

[gymcelld]

indeed.

Any remorse you have or not?

 

[zslqam]

Thats so common anyway

Yes, the people that bother caring must have the most boring fucking lives

 

[abzz]

ebe

Brutal when even year 7 midgets terrorise you for having a micro

even year 7 girls, pretty sure the teachers are catching on. we had an assembly thing about dangers of indecent images