HOW MY FRIEND'S COCK GOT LEAKED! (if you wanna laugh GTFIH)

[McSkziofren]

Any remorse you have or not?

Just the justice i get on prison, karmapilled

 

[McSkziofren]

Yes, the people that bother caring must have the most boring fucking lives

I agree!

 

[abzz]

Any remorse you have or not?

ehh a little sometimes. he never bullied me or insulted me, only when i was rlly ugly. but he was a prick sooo. no. not really

 

[gymcelld]

ehh a little sometimes. he never bullied me or insulted me, only when i was rlly ugly. but he was a prick sooo. no. not really

What’s he like now quiet?

 

[shkypot]

thanks man, took me some time to recall everything, keep in mind this shit is ongoing for like 8 months and it's only getting worse

some nigga ordered a tesco clubcard addressed to "Mr Larry Lump" at his exact home address

Mr Larry Lump and his address is pure ropefuel lmaoo

but he is such a dick so its fair

 

[Xenothe1st_]

when the fireworks were here in the UK for bonfire, everyone (we made a gc without him), was saying "i hope that was the sound of him shooting himself!" it's just insane

This is one of the best posts I have see on org. I am genuinely caging at this

 

[abzz]

What’s he like now quiet?

doesn't say a word, he's trying to lock in for school but he's a retard. he got moved down sets (you can imagine the mockery he received), and he's got nothing for himself apart from football, in which, this story has spread to his football team too

 

[McSkziofren]

ehh a little sometimes. he never bullied me or insulted me, only when i was rlly ugly. but he was a prick sooo. no. not really

Then it absolutely meant the greater good as in getting rid of him destroying the lesson and being ontop of the hierarchy anyway, you did well but also read up on the power vacuums

 

[ToDelirium]

thanks man, took me some time to recall everything, keep in mind this shit is ongoing for like 8 months and it's only getting worse

some nigga ordered a tesco clubcard addressed to "Mr Larry Lump" at his exact home address

Why are you even friends with him if you clearly hate him this much, just weird honestly

 

[gymcelld]

doesn't say a word, he's trying to lock in for school but he's a retard. he got moved down sets (you can imagine the mockery he received), and he's got nothing for himself apart from football, in which, this story has spread to his football team too

lol what does he do at lunch and shit

 

[abzz]

This is one of the best posts I have see on org. I am genuinely caging at this

bro its sounds like tales but genuinely some ppl walk up to him in school and show him his own dick

fucking crazy world we live in

 

[massaijumps]

lmao i wish

while he's crying in his room we got massaijumps saying tales

Oscar Patel told me massaijumps will give me forward growth

 

[massaijumps]

bro its sounds like tales but genuinely some ppl walk up to him in school and show him his own dick

fucking crazy world we live in

I can tell by this story you live in the uk jfl

 

[McSkziofren]

hope that was the sound of him shooting himsel

 

[abzz]

lol what does he do at lunch and shit

he just sits on the end of the tables and speaks to himself sometimes

 

[McSkziofren]

assembly

You have much to learn son

 

[gymcelld]

he just sits on the end of the tables and speaks to himself sometimes

Do girls laugh it him?

 

[abzz]

Why are you even friends with him if you clearly hate him this much, just weird honestly

well nobody's really friends with him now, he's just there.

we're not gonna tell him to leave or stay, that's his own free will. he doesn't have any other 'friends' so he sits with us

 

[vaiton]

wait imma read and tell my opinion

 

[McSkziofren]

we're not gonna tell him to leave or stay, that's his own free will.

Will you smile in the cell

 

[abzz]

Do girls laugh it him?

yeah there's this girl in year 9 that comes up to our lunch table and shows the picture and goes

"look at how fucking small and deformed it is!"

then she leaves and starts laughing.

all the girls in our year have blocked him

 

[abzz]

wait imma read and tell my opinion

you won't regret it

 

[abzz]

Will you smile in the cell

not my responsibility

 

[gymcelld]

yeah there's this girl in year 9 that comes up to our lunch table and shows the picture and goes

"look at how fucking small and deformed it is!"

then she leaves and starts laughing.

all the girls in our year have blocked him

This is pretty peak he might actually rope

 

[abzz]

This is pretty peak he might actually rope

i wouldn't be surprised

 

[McSkziofren]

not my responsibility

I will eat ur scammerlawyer

 

[gymcelld]

i wouldn't be surprised

over for this don unless he becomes Chad

 

[abzz]

I will eat ur scammerlawyer

my lawyer is invincible

 

[McSkziofren]

my lawyer is invincible

Noted

 

[Bobby791]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

If this happened to me I'd genuinely just kill myself

 

[abzz]

over for this don unless he becomes Chad

he's a 5'11" scrawny skinny bloke who has protruding teeth and he spits on people when he speaks. freckles all over, shit fluffy hair trim, only good feature is his eyes but he's so buns like lowest of LTNs

 

[abzz]

Noted

hooraaaynnn!!!

 

[gymcelld]

he's a 5'11" scrawny skinny bloke who has protruding teeth and he spits on people when he speaks. freckles all over, shit fluffy hair trim, only good feature is his eyes but he's so buns like lowest of LTNs

He should hop on roids

 

[abzz]

If this happened to me I'd genuinely just kill myself

same tbh

 

[xzylecrey]

Idk why maybe im such an sympathetic person but i feel bad even tho he was a bully

 

[gymcelld]

Idk why maybe im such an sympathetic person but i feel bad even tho he was a bully

Yeah what he said

 

[McSkziofren]

he's a 5'11" scrawny skinny bloke who has protruding teeth and he spits on people when he speaks. freckles all over, shit fluffy hair trim, only good feature is his eyes but he's so buns like lowest of LTNs

Oh thats the disabled kid

 

[vaiton]

you won't regret it

why tf he hasn't moved to another planet

 

[abzz]

Idk why maybe im such an sympathetic person but i feel bad even tho he was a bully

yeah i do too sometimes but he doesn't even stand up for himself so what can you even do

 

[abzz]

why tf he hasn't moved to another planet

he can't mate

 

[Clerpilite]

has he roped yet??

 

[vaiton]

he can't mate

i would even if it was impossible

 

[abzz]

has he roped yet??

not yet. if he does, like half of my city will be locked up for encouraging it

 

[McSkziofren]

T

why tf he hasn't moved to another planet

Hats a lotta mone

 

[McSkziofren]

not yet. if he does, like half of my city will be locked up for encouraging it

My lawyer said that no one was locked up for that

 

[abzz]

My lawyer said that no one was locked up for that

im glad !

 

[kiannnn]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

amazing story saar loved every bit

 

[BR32]

Nightmare fuel situation

 

[abzz]

amazing story saar loved every bit

im glad, let's just wait and see what else happens to Larry the Lump

 

[satangoy]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

Bro org got me caging my lungs out lately I FUCKING CAN'T