HOW MY FRIEND'S COCK GOT LEAKED! (if you wanna laugh GTFIH)

[personalitymaxxer06]

Calling him dick made this 100 times more funny, poor guy

 

[abzz!]

Calling him dick made this 100 times more funny, poor guy

lmaoo funnily enough his surname starts with "dick" so that is his actual nickname too

genuinely can't make this shit up

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

Your school has Larry the Lump, our forum has @BigBallsLarry.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

lmaoo funnily enough his surname starts with "dick" so that is his actual nickname too

genuinely can't make this shit up

Don’t tell me it’s some shit like “Dickinson.” Literally “dick in son” what a horrible last name.

 

[abzz!]

Your school has Larry the Lump, our forum has @BigBallsLarry.

forum larry is goated so it doesn't matter hahaa

 

[abzz!]

Don’t tell me it’s some shit like “Dickinson.” Literally “dick in son” what a horrible last name.

yeah it literally is

awful.

 

[Euron]

Larry is a full retard. there's no way he didn't notice this bs

 

[abzz!]

Larry is a full retard. there's no way he didn't notice this bs

yeah agreed man

 

[¿Nero]

You

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

Stroke it for him and post the now not lump schlong , so he regains his aura

 

[abzz!]

You

Stroke it for him and post the now not lump schlong , so he regains his aura

that's a great idea

 

[g-money]

Sho

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school

Should’ve cockmaxxed

 

[McSkziofren]

im glad, let's just wait and see what else happens to Larry the Lump

Trumanmaxx

 

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

Not real post; white female 40 year old is trying to fit in with this websites users

 

[abzz!]

Sho

Should’ve cockmaxxed

yeah tbh

 

[masseter10]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

son

 

[abzz!]

son

hahaa holy thread revival

it's getting worse and worse

the other day, one of my friends showed him HIS OWN MEAT. like, pulled up the photo and just said "what's the lump on my phone?"

 

[ibonesmashmyramus]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

Happens to the best of us

 

[KellSS]

Dnrd iam so sorry I didn't read ....

 

[WonkyChin186]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

What's funny

 

[abzz!]

Dnrd iam so sorry I didn't read ....

it's alright i forgive you

ur missing out on a funny story

 

[KellSS]

it's alright i forgive you

ur missing out on a funny story

I gonna read it later brotha

 

[hopecel]

the whole friend group was planning to tell the colleges and his future employers about it to fuck up his life in the biggest way possible

you guys need to stop, he might even ropemaxx at this point

 

[hopecel]

unnecessary insults, always called people short even tho he's not that tall, laughed at people's teeth even tho he's got fucked up British teeth, he and his sister walk around the house naked, were pretty sure he's inbred, mocked the younger years for absolutely no reason, bully, fucking bully

source?

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Feel bad for him

 

[hopecel]

yeah there's this girl in year 9 that comes up to our lunch table and shows the picture and goes

"look at how fucking small and deformed it is!"

then she leaves and starts laughing.

all the girls in our year have blocked him

dream life @The Grinch

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

Pfunny thread, was it a genuine micro or just small?

 

[abzz!]

you guys need to stop, he might even ropemaxx at this point

he's still genuinely an outcast lol
he doesn't have any other friends

source?

Pfunny thread, was it a genuine micro or just small?

no like it's genuinely a little nugget

 

[hopecel]

he's still genuinely an outcast lol
he doesn't have any other friends

invite him to .org

nah like actually how do you know that?

no like it's genuinely a little nugget

fuck I wish mine was that small

 

[abzz!]

invite him to .org

he would kill himself instantly

nah like actually how do you know that?

his dad is friends with one of my mutual's mum

they got drunk one day and larry's dad was just telling them about how they all walk around the house naked

fuck I wish mine was that small

no underwear needed jfl

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

my friends cock got leaked as well, luckily for him he's a dickmogger so it didn't affect him that much

 

[MagicalWaves]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

cant get over the fact u used dick as his name i cant read this without laughing "ur contact dick joined snapchat"

 

[MagicalWaves]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

"whos got a lump, Larry " son is this a disney movie

 

[abzz!]

cant get over the fact u used dick as his name i cant read this without laughing "ur contact dick joined snapchat"

his surname has "dick" at the start

"whos got a lump, Larry " son is this a disney movie

lmaooo
the meme has died now

because there's now a cuck in our school, worst of all, he's also in the friend group

i might make a storytime about that soon

 

[griff1234]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

He should honestly move states

 

[whorehater]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

this brought a smile on my depressed face

 

[MagicalWaves]

do it tod

his surname has "dick" at the start

lmaooo
the meme has died now

because there's now a cuck in our school, worst of all, he's also in the friend group

i might make a storytime about that soon

ay storytime today pls