CelestialEmpire
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He runs our secretive family business that's a mix of Lockheed Martin and Blackwater ($16.8B Revenue, $2.6B Net Income Across US/UK/HK/SG/Canada/Australia, Operating Since 1930s, No Publicly Available Info or Knowledge of Its Existence).
His preferred methods for eliminating enemies of our aristocratic family (~400 kill count over the last decade) include the following.
He combines the following factors:
1. Cost efficient - minimal planning, manpower, intelligence / data required
2. Repeatability & versatility - works on all levels of targets, from politicians, oligarchs and heads of states in any environment (urban, rural, developed nations, third world)
3. Non-escalatory & plausibility - Car accidents and homeless people killing someone won't draw suspicion from MI6/CIA/FBI/Homeland Security, but a VLO subsonic terrain-hugging missile blowing up the compound of the SecDef would.
So here's some of his methods:
1. Get our household guards to stalk the target and kill him under disguise as a homeless crackhead, by methods a homeless person would use (cheap knives, handguns popular with black people, etc)
2. Stage a hit and run or car accident at night, on the highway (high enough speed to confirm a kill)
3. (INNOVATIVE) Self-dissolving fentanyl darts shot by FPV drones controlled remotely via encrypted channels from dozens of miles away (leaves no trace, looks like a normal drug overdose, our family business produces high-end drones for the Royal Navy and US Air Force)
His preferred methods for eliminating enemies of our aristocratic family (~400 kill count over the last decade) include the following.
He combines the following factors:
1. Cost efficient - minimal planning, manpower, intelligence / data required
2. Repeatability & versatility - works on all levels of targets, from politicians, oligarchs and heads of states in any environment (urban, rural, developed nations, third world)
3. Non-escalatory & plausibility - Car accidents and homeless people killing someone won't draw suspicion from MI6/CIA/FBI/Homeland Security, but a VLO subsonic terrain-hugging missile blowing up the compound of the SecDef would.
So here's some of his methods:
1. Get our household guards to stalk the target and kill him under disguise as a homeless crackhead, by methods a homeless person would use (cheap knives, handguns popular with black people, etc)
2. Stage a hit and run or car accident at night, on the highway (high enough speed to confirm a kill)
3. (INNOVATIVE) Self-dissolving fentanyl darts shot by FPV drones controlled remotely via encrypted channels from dozens of miles away (leaves no trace, looks like a normal drug overdose, our family business produces high-end drones for the Royal Navy and US Air Force)
