How one incel can make a deal to help another with his death

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I saw this thread

In which @BlackPillChad says:
1.) Have a job.
2.) Buy life insurance (cheap if young nonsmoker). Name a lucky friend you like as the beneficiary.
3.) Wait 2 years for the Suicide Clause to expire
4.) Rope
5.) Your beneficiary has 250k to ascend



This is a good way for one incel to help another incel to ascend. But why would anyone do something so cucked for some other guy, receiving nothing in return?

My addition to this idea is this deal that the two incels woule make:

The incel who ropes, gets his sperm frozen before death.
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Then the incel who ascends can use 50K out of the 250K to pay for a surrogate mother in eastern europe.
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So the incel who roped gets to pass his genes on with a tall good looking white woman. If he hadn’t done that he would never have passed his genes on. Even if the incel’s genes are utter trash tier, it should at least generate a normie given the mother’s genes.

The incel who ascends has a remaining 200K dollars to spend on looksmaxing.

Then the incel who ascends shall leave the baby in a basket on the doorstep of the family of the incel who roped with a note explaining that it’s his son and that if they doubt they can do a DNA test.
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The basket also includes a statement from the bank saying there is something stored for the son but he can only get it once he turns 14.
So the son grows up and when he hits puberty he goes to the bank to see what his father left him before dying.
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It’s a hard drive with a message from the father to the son. The hard drive also includes
tons of information explaining the blackpill and a guide on what he should do to maximize his development in puberty.

Both win:
One ascends and the other has a son with high chances of ascending naturally.
 
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Caged hard but ngl high IQ Thread
 
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just rope theory
 
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ngl I caged at this :lul:
 
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Incels for incels - wholesome idea tbh
 
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Good idea op
 
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Why not instead buy life insurance for your parents, brothers, sisters, friends, etc.? And if another incel does the same thing and you meet with him, then.......has anyone seen "Strangers on a Train"?
 
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Why not instead buy life insurance for your parents, brothers, sisters, friends, etc.? And if another incel does the same thing and you meet with him, then.......has anyone seen "Strangers on a Train"?
I would rather rope than betray and kill a family member. You are scum if you do that
 
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I would rather rope than betray and kill a family member. You are scum if you do that
That's the beautiful part, you don't have to betray and kill anyone you know!
Have you seen Strangers on a Train or Throw Momma from the Train, which has the same idea?
 
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I saw this thread

In which @BlackPillChad says:
1.) Have a job.
2.) Buy life insurance (cheap if young nonsmoker). Name a lucky friend you like as the beneficiary.
3.) Wait 2 years for the Suicide Clause to expire
4.) Rope
5.) Your beneficiary has 250k to ascend



This is a good way for one incel to help another incel to ascend. But why would anyone do something so cucked for some other guy, receiving nothing in return?

My addition to this idea is this deal that the two incels woule make:

The incel who ropes, gets his sperm frozen before death.
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Then the incel who ascends can use 50K out of the 250K to pay for a surrogate mother in eastern europe.
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So the incel who roped gets to pass his genes on with a tall good looking white woman. If he hadn’t done that he would never have passed his genes on. Even if the incel’s genes are utter trash tier, it should at least generate a normie given the mother’s genes.

The incel who ascends has a remaining 200K dollars to spend on looksmaxing.

Then the incel who ascends shall leave the baby in a basket on the doorstep of the family of the incel who roped with a note explaining that it’s his son and that if they doubt they can do a DNA test.
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The basket also includes a statement from the bank saying there is something stored for the son but he can only get it once he turns 14.
So the son grows up and when he hits puberty he goes to the bank to see what his father left him before dying.
View attachment 355900
It’s a hard drive with a message from the father to the son. The hard drive also includes
tons of information explaining the blackpill and a guide on what he should do to maximize his development in puberty.

Both win:
One ascends and the other has a son with high chances of ascending naturally.
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too bad incels are selfish and poor. this only works for bluepilled kind uncle or something
That's the beautiful part, you don't have to betray and kill anyone you know!
Have you seen Strangers on a Train or Throw Momma from the Train, which has the same idea?

lol at thinking incels are remotely competent enough to pull this off.
 
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