HOW SOY CHANGED MY LIFE (MUST READ)

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Since birth, i was always just a bitchless little virgin.
My whole life- at least until recently i was what you call a khhv.
I wanted to ascend, so i asked chat gpt what diet is the best to enchance my looks. Then i saw it: "Vegan, phytoestrogen dense diet"
I fell in love with soy.
Started eating at least a pound of soy a day.
After a month, i slowly noticed that girls arent my point of intrest. Not anymore. I started being both sexually and romantically atracted to men.
I really started enjoying a little g spot penis massage here and there, but now i get hummed preety much everyday.
So i lost my khhv status, found a new hobby (nail painting) and made alot of new friends on vegan and pride marches.
Soy changed my life for the better.
So boi, stop fearing soy like a pussy (ew) , lower your cholesterol, put down the raw milk and eat up the best superfood on earth-Soy.
 
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i think it might be racist but i hate seeng greys in offtopic
 
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DNR a molecule
 
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I Love LDL Cholesterol!
 
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Since birth, i was always just a bitchless little virgin.
My whole life- at least until recently i was what you call a khhv.
I wanted to ascend, so i asked chat gpt what diet is the best to enchance my looks. Then i saw it: "Vegan, phytoestrogen dense diet"
I fell in love with soy.
Started eating at least a pound of soy a day.
After a month, i slowly noticed that girls arent my point of intrest. Not anymore. I started being both sexually and romantically atracted to men.
I really started enjoying a little g spot penis massage here and there, but now i get hummed preety much everyday.
So i lost my khhv status, found a new hobby (nail painting) and made alot of new friends on vegan and pride marches.
Soy changed my life for the better.
So boi, stop fearing soy like a pussy (ew) , lower your cholesterol, put down the raw milk and eat up the best superfood on earth-Soy.
aint reading allat
 
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fahhh next sentence is even worst "Started eating at least a pound of soy a day." i cant im so sorry
Read bro trust me you all need to learn from me im better then oscar patel
 
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fahhh next sentence is even worst "Started eating at least a pound of soy a day." i cant im so sorry
Have you finished reading boi
 
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Read bro trust me you all need to learn from me im better then oscar patel
no like what the fuck where the last 5 Sentences im acually disgusted and lost for englisch words i might start to speak german from that shit
was zur hölle ist das ich habe noch nie so schlimme ekelhafte und wiederwertige wörter in meinem leben gelesen ich wollte nie wissen welchen g punkt du findest wieso hast du mir das angetan
 
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no like what the fuck where the last 5 Sentences im acually disgusted and lost for englisch words i might start to speak german from that shit
was zur hölle ist das ich habe noch nie so schlimme ekelhafte und wiederwertige wörter in meinem leben gelesen ich wollte nie wissen welchen g punkt du findest wieso hast du mir das angetan
Ich laufe pls read bri
 
no like what the fuck where the last 5 Sentences im acually disgusted and lost for englisch words i might start to speak german from that shit
was zur hölle ist das ich habe noch nie so schlimme ekelhafte und wiederwertige wörter in meinem leben gelesen ich wollte nie wissen welchen g punkt du findest wieso hast du mir das angetan
Yeah so stay tuned next threads soon
 
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