How tall would you assume I were based on this pic alone?

Niklaus Mikaelson

Niklaus Mikaelson

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You're Danish, so those women would be like 170, so you're like 180?
 
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177 - 5'9
Bro, I'm sorry JFL. I'm 184 and I can't find a single male between ages 20-30 shorter than me. It's probably even worse in denmark.
 
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Nope - didn't type in height
Did any of the women you met commented on your height? I mean you aren’t a manlet but still women have crazy standards
 
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Gigamanlet because of that long ass coat:feelsgood::feelsgood:
 
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Did any of the women you met commented on your height? I mean you aren’t a manlet but still women have crazy standards
Nope never, my ex did call me short the 3rd time we saw eachother for the first time though:lul:
 
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@StreegeReturn lmfao at this jbw is brutal
 
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Why do you look so different in all your pics.
 
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You look like an hyper chad here
 
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5'8
 
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5'10 ish because of proportions.. makes you look taller . Justin Bieber is 5'9 but looks 5'10-5'11 because of his proportions.
 
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Tbh tho hard to determine. But the girl next to you has dwarf body so definitively a midget. From there you can guess
 
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Mirin your fashion sense
 
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Tbh tho hard to determine. But the girl next to you has dwarf body so definitively a midget. From there you can guess
My mom, that's why I'm a manlet 😭😭
 
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My mom, that's why I'm a manlet 😭😭
How tall was your dad? Honestly im like 182cm and contemplating doing ll everyday. But i live in a country shorter than yours. So i don’t imagine your pain ngl. Thing is my dad is tall ngl and it kills me
 
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Mogs me to oblivion. I would literally kill to look like you.
 
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How tall was your dad? Honestly im like 182cm and contemplating doing ll everyday. But i live in a country shorter than yours. So i don’t imagine your pain ngl. Thing is my dad is tall ngl and it kills me
I don't remember sadly, and yeah, would def chop an inch of my dick for a feet of height
 
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5'10.
 
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The niko pill destroyed me 😢😢😢
 
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6ft
 
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Gotta short girl friends max in the future and on my upcoming Instagram :D
 
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@StreegeReturn lmfao at this jbw is brutal
No he’s good looking, high jb appeal
Just not squinting, cheek sucking etc like other users
 
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I know its bellow average, but he slays hard so height is clearly a meme
He probably larps his height using dating apps and lifts, aren’t you supposed to be studying as a doctor and be smart you sound retarded
 
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I know its bellow average, but he slays hard so height is clearly a meme
TBF I mostly swipe on girls that seem to be shorter than me, I think height matters more the lower your looks are I guess
 
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He probably larps his height using dating apps and lifts, aren’t you supposed to be studying as a doctor and be smart you sound retarded
Why are you finngols so aggressive? Even in csgo the most obnoxious people i met were finngols
 
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He probably larps his height using dating apps and lifts, aren’t you supposed to be studying as a doctor and be smart you sound retarded
I cant with your pfp and custom title i am fucking dying
 
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He probably larps his height using dating apps and lifts, aren’t you supposed to be studying as a doctor and be smart you sound retarded
I actually always tell my true height that it states in my passport (177cm) and I can sadly not wear shoe lifts as they don't fit into Oxford shoes or would look stupid
 
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7'2
 
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Copus, Danes, Lithuanians and Russians in cs go are always brocels, russians talk alot but they aren't annoying, finngola are always turbo bullies that troll
 
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