how the average 5,5 inch dick measures himself up to 7 (cagefuel)

[Deleted member 18776]

josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping

 

[Constantin Denis]

his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard...

it also gets to the point where they delude themselves and actually believe their own lies, just to be hit by reality later on and loose their shit completely

 

[Deleted member 18776]

it also gets to the point where they delude themselves and actually believe their own lies, just to be hit by reality later on and loose their shit completely

thats the saddest part, they couldve been pumpin n stretching their shit like crazy but they coped their way out of being happy and now its too late

 

[Deleted member 18776]

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@thecel similar to your thread lmao
@btsgangruling come here 6 inch dumbass

 

[Lygodactylus]

I did this when I was 13

 

[Deleted member 18776]

I did this when I was 13

i did it too, added about 2 inches lenght

 

[Deleted member 17311]

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@thecel similar to your thread lmao
@btsgangruling come here 6 inch dumbass

Keep crying for my 7 inch nbp, girls have literally said im packin 10

 

[germanlooks]

This thread perfectly describes 99% of users who claim 7inch+

 

[Growth Plate]

I don't even measure bonepressed

I just measure by putting the ruler on top and not pushing into my skin or some dumb cope shit and I'm always like a quarter of an inch or two above 7 inches but I just say 7 inches lmao

Face and height matters 100x more than dick though. It's fucking over for me

 

[metagross]

Who even cares about dick size tbh.
Stupidest pill of all is the dick pill. No incel comes even close to showing his dick to a girl, let alone using it.
People who care about this are genuinely stupid.

 

[FrenchareMedCucks]

West average is like 5.2 inches one you re 6inch+ bone pressed like me you are fine. Then girth is what matters. Your face will determine whether you get laid.

Unless you re BBC maxxing and need at least 7.5 inch dick size isn't relevant as white.

 

[Deleted member 18776]

Keep crying for my 7 inch nbp, girls have literally said im packin 10

mate my dick is 17,3 cm non bone pressed and looks like a fucking rocket next to the same calculator... something is wrong. also ur dick is thin and weird and dark. mogged to hell by my whitemaxed pink head extra veiny and thick 17,3cm npb.
send proof with ruler above ur dick, if its anything above 16,5cm with it NBP i send u 10$ paypal.
U ARE MY EXAMPLE LMAO

 

[Deleted member 18776]

I don't even measure bonepressed

I just measure by putting the ruler on top and not pushing into my skin or some dumb cope shit and I'm always like a quarter of an inch or two above 7 inches but I just say 7 inches lmao

Face and height matters 100x more than dick though. It's fucking over for me

how tall are you? were u standing straight?
if its true congrats on being 1% percentile

 

[Chinacurry]

This is funny, yet realistic, yet brutal as he'll for a dicklet like me

 

[Deleted member 18776]

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West average is like 5.2 inches one you re 6inch+ bone pressed like me you are fine. Then girth is what matters. Your face will determine whether you get laid.

Unless you re BBC maxxing and need at least 7.5 inch dick size isn't relevant as white.

thats very true my gf cums the same when i put only 3/4 of my dick into hers, even half... she likes it since is a different feeling then the usual cervix pounding we do, and according to her my girth helps hitting the g spot.
tldr: if my dick was shorter my gf would still orgasm with me (also not fake orgasm, she has biological signals)

 

[Deleted member 18776]

This is funny, yet realistic, yet brutal as he'll for a dicklet like me

pump n hang my friend, it does work and costs little

 

[Growth Plate]

how tall are you? were u standing straight?
if its true congrats on being 1% percentile

5'7" even though my dad is 6ft and my mom is 5'4.5"
top 1% wtf is this cope lmao? Doubt. Most Chads and Tyrones are tall and just have the full package. They probably have big dicks too

 

[Growth Plate]

were u standing straight?

Yes lmfao

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

people BP because there is varying amount of fat next to your pp so it should be a more consistent measurement

 

[Gurthee_Dong]

You act like hoes are good at measuring sizes using relativity. Just tell em you pushing 7. Be aight

 

[loksr]

josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping

Exactly right
Nobody knows how to measure worth shit and the other guys (girls too tbh) just take whatever numbers they throw at face value. It’s asinine.

Then when they see a dude in porn or wherever who actually has the size they claim they’re like “nahh that’s like 12 inches. Mine is 8 inches and doesn’t look close to that!!”

 

[Deleted member 18776]

5'7" even though my dad is 6ft and my mom is 5'4.5"
top 1% wtf is this cope lmao? Doubt. Most Chads and Tyrones are tall and just have the full package. They probably have big dicks too

true 7+ inch NPB (big difference from BP) is MAXIMUM 3% of male population, believe it or not. ur probably lying too and measuring the same as josh

 

[Growth Plate]

true 7+ inch NPB (big difference from BP) is MAXIMUM 3% of male population, believe it or not. ur probably lying too and measuring the same as josh

There's nothing faulty about my measurement. I don't measure bonepressed, I literally claim a value that's under my exact measurement, I don't measure from the side like a retard, etc.

If it means anything, I am black. But considering how low you believe my dick size is of the male population, you probably think the average black person has like a 5.5 incher?

I would literally post a picture for evidence if I wasn't literally underaged

 

[Growth Plate]

true 7+ inch NPB (big difference from BP) is MAXIMUM 3% of male population, believe it or not. ur probably lying too and measuring the same as josh

Unfortunately, my flaccid is dogshit though. I'm not a shower. I'm only huge when erect. It's so fucking brutal

 

[Growth Plate]

I'll measure in the morning when all my family members are asleep, so I can get hard (I'm an extreme grower) and give exact measurements, without my family members bothering me

 

[Deleted member 19499]

Just get a penis pump and get a penile stretcher that you wear under your clothes everyday to dickmaxx.

 

[duck]

erection quality matters more than dick size

 

[duck]

a rock hard 5 inch > 75% hard 7 inch.

 

[Anchor_Ship]

I’m pushin P pushing penis

 

[coolguy1]

Who even cares about dick size tbh.
Stupidest pill of all is the dick pill. No incel comes even close to showing his dick to a girl, let alone using it.
People who care about this are genuinely stupid.

Having sexor with a girl that has taken bigger dicks just feels brutal

 

[Deleted member 18776]

ii could never bro

Having sexor with a girl that has taken bigger dicks just feels brutal

 

[Deleted member 2729]

thats the saddest part, they couldve been pumpin n stretching their shit like crazy but they coped their way out of being happy and now its too late

I need to do this tbh

 

[Deleted member 18776]

jjust take care to not get hurt. less force, more time under tension = great results

I need to do this tbh

 

[Deleted member 18776]

bump

 

[Baldingman1998]

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Why does a bigger penis feel better?




https://www.quora.com/profile/Jack-Roden-7
Jack Roden
, MBA from Louisiana State University (1982)
Answered May 30, 2019


Depends on the woman I guess. I had made my wife orgasm almost everytime we had sex early in our marriage. We had a random 3some with another guy one night in our mid 20’s. I found out to late he was well endowed, her first large penis. He was eight inches and much thicker than my five. She orgasmed seconds after he penetrated her and came three more time in less than ten minutes. Being a good wife she told him not to come in her although she was on the pill and it was the early 80’s and there was no fear. She said it just like I was the only one who got to do that. About nine minutes later she was commanding him to come inside her. “ Oh God I want you to come in my pussy!” Were her exact words. She had been with two other guys before me, apparently neither were a great deal bigger than me.
I still remember her exact words to him as he lay on top of her. “ I didn’t know big ones felt so much better, omg that was incredible.”
My penis has felt tiny ever since.


I left my wife after our adventure. She’s since has three kids with him

 

[Chinacurry]

Why does a bigger penis feel better?




https://www.quora.com/profile/Jack-Roden-7
Jack Roden
, MBA from Louisiana State University (1982)
Answered May 30, 2019


Depends on the woman I guess. I had made my wife orgasm almost everytime we had sex early in our marriage. We had a random 3some with another guy one night in our mid 20’s. I found out to late he was well endowed, her first large penis. He was eight inches and much thicker than my five. She orgasmed seconds after he penetrated her and came three more time in less than ten minutes. Being a good wife she told him not to come in her although she was on the pill and it was the early 80’s and there was no fear. She said it just like I was the only one who got to do that. About nine minutes later she was commanding him to come inside her. “ Oh God I want you to come in my pussy!” Were her exact words. She had been with two other guys before me, apparently neither were a great deal bigger than me.
I still remember her exact words to him as he lay on top of her. “ I didn’t know big ones felt so much better, omg that was incredible.”
My penis has felt tiny ever since.


I left my wife after our adventure. She’s since has three kids with him

Thanks for that, my night wasn't traumatic enough already.

How are there so many 8 inches I reaf about online so much ???

That is 2 S.Ds from mean even in the west!!!

 

[Deprived]

Why does a bigger penis feel better?




https://www.quora.com/profile/Jack-Roden-7
Jack Roden
, MBA from Louisiana State University (1982)
Answered May 30, 2019


Depends on the woman I guess. I had made my wife orgasm almost everytime we had sex early in our marriage. We had a random 3some with another guy one night in our mid 20’s. I found out to late he was well endowed, her first large penis. He was eight inches and much thicker than my five. She orgasmed seconds after he penetrated her and came three more time in less than ten minutes. Being a good wife she told him not to come in her although she was on the pill and it was the early 80’s and there was no fear. She said it just like I was the only one who got to do that. About nine minutes later she was commanding him to come inside her. “ Oh God I want you to come in my pussy!” Were her exact words. She had been with two other guys before me, apparently neither were a great deal bigger than me.
I still remember her exact words to him as he lay on top of her. “ I didn’t know big ones felt so much better, omg that was incredible.”
My penis has felt tiny ever since.


I left my wife after our adventure. She’s since has three kids with him

Imagine having a threesome with another man

 

[Chinacurry]

Imagine having a threesome with another man

Imagine being that guy???? Like in every walk of life, also imagine putting your real name and picture and telling the story???

Dickpill is a real killer, I remember when it first hit me, definitely is a big contributor to my pain over last 3 years.

The thing is dickpill can be mitigated for. I think, very rough maths, that if I get a foid with a body count less than around 8, that I won't get dickpilled. Remember the propensity to get dickpilled goes up exponentially with GFs body count, as as girls get their slut on, they get better at selecting better and better guys.

Might meet some foids this weekend and ask them about dickpill...

 

[Deleted member 18776]

Why does a bigger penis feel better?




https://www.quora.com/profile/Jack-Roden-7
Jack Roden
, MBA from Louisiana State University (1982)
Answered May 30, 2019


Depends on the woman I guess. I had made my wife orgasm almost everytime we had sex early in our marriage. We had a random 3some with another guy one night in our mid 20’s. I found out to late he was well endowed, her first large penis. He was eight inches and much thicker than my five. She orgasmed seconds after he penetrated her and came three more time in less than ten minutes. Being a good wife she told him not to come in her although she was on the pill and it was the early 80’s and there was no fear. She said it just like I was the only one who got to do that. About nine minutes later she was commanding him to come inside her. “ Oh God I want you to come in my pussy!” Were her exact words. She had been with two other guys before me, apparently neither were a great deal bigger than me.
I still remember her exact words to him as he lay on top of her. “ I didn’t know big ones felt so much better, omg that was incredible.”
My penis has felt tiny ever since.


I left my wife after our adventure. She’s since has three kids with him

well similar thing happened to me and my gf but no threesome and im actually the bigger guy. she said she could never came or even quite feel the other smaller ex bfs. i can make her orgasm on demand in seconds penetration only. i think maybe a big dick is a must for some women

 

[Deleted member 18776]

i dont think the 8 inches are actually 8 inches. the 8 inches in stories are real 6'7 to 7'2 inches dick. i dont believe there anything more them 1/200 guys has a 8 inch NBP dick. 1/20 is just cagefuel, i know so many girls and their biggest were almost always similar to my size (17.5cm) or smaller when they showed the size with their hands. but verbally they would say that was 8-9 inches

Thanks for that, my night wasn't traumatic enough already.

How are there so many 8 inches I reaf about online so much ???

That is 2 S.Ds from mean even in the west!!!

 

[Chinacurry]

i dont think the 8 inches are actually 8 inches. the 8 inches in stories are real 6'7 to 7'2 inches dick. i dont believe there anything more them 1/200 guys has a 8 inch NBP dick. 1/20 is just cagefuel, i know so many girls and their biggest were almost always similar to my size (17.5cm) or smaller when they showed the size with their hands. but verbally they would say that was 8-9 inches

Am not saying 1 in 20 men are 8 inches, and when I say 8 inches I mean BPL.

I'm saying that as a foid gets into high numbers like 20, she optimises her seek and destroy mechanism, so by the time she has got to 20 she's probably found one of the 1 in 300 guys who are 8 inches.

Youre about the story, prob wasn't 8 inches, but it wad the guy who said 8, not the girl.

 

[Baldingman1998]

well similar thing happened to me and my gf but no threesome and im actually the bigger guy. she said she could never came or even quite feel the other smaller ex bfs. i can make her orgasm on demand in seconds penetration only. i think maybe a big dick is a must for some women

Brutally over if not larp. What's your size in length and girth

 

[Deleted member 18776]

o

 

[Deleted member 18776]

Brutally over if not larp. What's your size in length and girth

around 6.9 x 5.4 NBP

 

[Baldingman1998]

around 6.9 x 5.4 NBP

What about the others? The ones she said felt worse etc?

 

[Deleted member 18776]

What about the others? The ones she said felt worse etc?

anywhere between 4 and 6 inches. the biggest one was almost 6 inches, but it didnt bottom her out so it didnt make that much of a difference. she says she doesnt feel much inside besides her deepest part (posterior fornix) and her g spot (that they couldnt pleasure too cause u need girth to apply pressure on g spot and upward curve help).

 

[lepo2317]

anywhere between 4 and 6 inches. the biggest one was almost 6 inches, but it didnt bottom her out so it didnt make that much of a difference. she says she doesnt feel much inside besides her deepest part (posterior fornix) and her g spot (that they couldnt pleasure too cause u need girth to apply pressure on g spot and upward curve help).

5.4 inches girth isn't even big. I think you are larping hard man

 

[Gluteus]

5.4 inches girth isn't even big. I think you are larping hard man

It's like 90th+ percentile IRL standards

 

[Baldingman1998]

anywhere between 4 and 6 inches. the biggest one was almost 6 inches, but it didnt bottom her out so it didnt make that much of a difference. she says she doesnt feel much inside besides her deepest part (posterior fornix) and her g spot (that they couldnt pleasure too cause u need girth to apply pressure on g spot and upward curve help).

It's over for billions of men

 

[Deleted member 18776]

It's over for billions of men

i think its like 60% of women are like this, the rest feel more of smaller dongs. its anatomy, the size of the clitoris on the inside, how close it is tothe vagina etc