How the hell do YOU clean your butt hole? But seriously, let's talk about butts..

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

When I get out of the shower, I'll wipe my butt once/twice with toilet paper. It always has something on there. I don't mean post-poop levels, but there's poop stuffs. The toilet paper is clearly discolored. I guess farting and just general living causes this? Or, maybe the shower kinda moistens up/loosens up stuff that may have somehow remained after my mega-wiping post-poo? I do have a somewhat hairy butt to trap dingleberries, but I do wipe a tremendous amount.
Has anyone else tried this post-shower wipe? If not, please do and let me know how it goes?
So, I do not want to get what I find on that toilet paper on my hand nor on my wash rag because that'll clearly spread to regions of my body where I don't want it.
How does everyone else handle cleaning your butts? I'm really looking for an all-out confession of the state of your butt and how you clean it. I'm trying to get a handle on whether my butt is dysfunctional (given my relatively infrequent poops), if I don't care for it properly, both, or something else all together?
I'm concerned about my hygiene in this regard. Please, help me out!

 

[halabi]

im actually laughing bro

 

[alexias]

When I get out of the shower, I'll wipe my butt once/twice with toilet paper. It always has something on there. I don't mean post-poop levels, but there's poop stuffs. The toilet paper is clearly discolored. I guess farting and just general living causes this? Or, maybe the shower kinda moistens up/loosens up stuff that may have somehow remained after my mega-wiping post-poo? I do have a somewhat hairy butt to trap dingleberries, but I do wipe a tremendous amount.
Has anyone else tried this post-shower wipe? If not, please do and let me know how it goes?
So, I do not want to get what I find on that toilet paper on my hand nor on my wash rag because that'll clearly spread to regions of my body where I don't want it.
How does everyone else handle cleaning your butts? I'm really looking for an all-out confession of the state of your butt and how you clean it. I'm trying to get a handle on whether my butt is dysfunctional (given my relatively infrequent poops), if I don't care for it properly, both, or something else all together?
I'm concerned about my hygiene in this regard. Please, help me out!

Use water

 

[kiannnn]

When I get out of the shower, I'll wipe my butt once/twice with toilet paper. It always has something on there. I don't mean post-poop levels, but there's poop stuffs. The toilet paper is clearly discolored. I guess farting and just general living causes this? Or, maybe the shower kinda moistens up/loosens up stuff that may have somehow remained after my mega-wiping post-poo? I do have a somewhat hairy butt to trap dingleberries, but I do wipe a tremendous amount.
Has anyone else tried this post-shower wipe? If not, please do and let me know how it goes?
So, I do not want to get what I find on that toilet paper on my hand nor on my wash rag because that'll clearly spread to regions of my body where I don't want it.
How does everyone else handle cleaning your butts? I'm really looking for an all-out confession of the state of your butt and how you clean it. I'm trying to get a handle on whether my butt is dysfunctional (given my relatively infrequent poops), if I don't care for it properly, both, or something else all together?
I'm concerned about my hygiene in this regard. Please, help me out!

nigga

 

[i cant lie cant lie]

When I get out of the shower, I'll wipe my butt once/twice with toilet paper. It always has something on there. I don't mean post-poop levels, but there's poop stuffs. The toilet paper is clearly discolored. I guess farting and just general living causes this? Or, maybe the shower kinda moistens up/loosens up stuff that may have somehow remained after my mega-wiping post-poo? I do have a somewhat hairy butt to trap dingleberries, but I do wipe a tremendous amount.
Has anyone else tried this post-shower wipe? If not, please do and let me know how it goes?
So, I do not want to get what I find on that toilet paper on my hand nor on my wash rag because that'll clearly spread to regions of my body where I don't want it.
How does everyone else handle cleaning your butts? I'm really looking for an all-out confession of the state of your butt and how you clean it. I'm trying to get a handle on whether my butt is dysfunctional (given my relatively infrequent poops), if I don't care for it properly, both, or something else all together?
I'm concerned about my hygiene in this regard. Please, help me out!

Bidet scat mogging all of butttok and adampill
James saphire true pilled pill

 

[tjv.er]

finger yourself of smt

 

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

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[SoundnVision]

I wash it thoroughly with soap and use the shower head, then I use conditioner and smother my ass in it then then give it a 2nd rise with the shower head.

Disgusting people walk around with dry shit in and around there ass working well paid jobs with wife's while I do this.

I don't belong in this world.

 

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

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