How the hell do YOU clean your butt hole? But seriously, let's talk about butts..

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

When I get out of the shower, I'll wipe my butt once/twice with toilet paper. It always has something on there. I don't mean post-poop levels, but there's poop stuffs. The toilet paper is clearly discolored. I guess farting and just general living causes this? Or, maybe the shower kinda moistens up/loosens up stuff that may have somehow remained after my mega-wiping post-poo? I do have a somewhat hairy butt to trap dingleberries, but I do wipe a tremendous amount.
Has anyone else tried this post-shower wipe? If not, please do and let me know how it goes?
So, I do not want to get what I find on that toilet paper on my hand nor on my wash rag because that'll clearly spread to regions of my body where I don't want it.
How does everyone else handle cleaning your butts? I'm really looking for an all-out confession of the state of your butt and how you clean it. I'm trying to get a handle on whether my butt is dysfunctional (given my relatively infrequent poops), if I don't care for it properly, both, or something else all together?
I'm concerned about my hygiene in this regard. Please, help me out!

 

[halabi]

im actually laughing bro

 

[alexias]

When I get out of the shower, I'll wipe my butt once/twice with toilet paper. It always has something on there. I don't mean post-poop levels, but there's poop stuffs. The toilet paper is clearly discolored. I guess farting and just general living causes this? Or, maybe the shower kinda moistens up/loosens up stuff that may have somehow remained after my mega-wiping post-poo? I do have a somewhat hairy butt to trap dingleberries, but I do wipe a tremendous amount.
Has anyone else tried this post-shower wipe? If not, please do and let me know how it goes?
So, I do not want to get what I find on that toilet paper on my hand nor on my wash rag because that'll clearly spread to regions of my body where I don't want it.
How does everyone else handle cleaning your butts? I'm really looking for an all-out confession of the state of your butt and how you clean it. I'm trying to get a handle on whether my butt is dysfunctional (given my relatively infrequent poops), if I don't care for it properly, both, or something else all together?
I'm concerned about my hygiene in this regard. Please, help me out!

Use water

 

[kiannnn]

When I get out of the shower, I'll wipe my butt once/twice with toilet paper. It always has something on there. I don't mean post-poop levels, but there's poop stuffs. The toilet paper is clearly discolored. I guess farting and just general living causes this? Or, maybe the shower kinda moistens up/loosens up stuff that may have somehow remained after my mega-wiping post-poo? I do have a somewhat hairy butt to trap dingleberries, but I do wipe a tremendous amount.
Has anyone else tried this post-shower wipe? If not, please do and let me know how it goes?
So, I do not want to get what I find on that toilet paper on my hand nor on my wash rag because that'll clearly spread to regions of my body where I don't want it.
How does everyone else handle cleaning your butts? I'm really looking for an all-out confession of the state of your butt and how you clean it. I'm trying to get a handle on whether my butt is dysfunctional (given my relatively infrequent poops), if I don't care for it properly, both, or something else all together?
I'm concerned about my hygiene in this regard. Please, help me out!

nigga

 

[i cant lie cant lie]

When I get out of the shower, I'll wipe my butt once/twice with toilet paper. It always has something on there. I don't mean post-poop levels, but there's poop stuffs. The toilet paper is clearly discolored. I guess farting and just general living causes this? Or, maybe the shower kinda moistens up/loosens up stuff that may have somehow remained after my mega-wiping post-poo? I do have a somewhat hairy butt to trap dingleberries, but I do wipe a tremendous amount.
Has anyone else tried this post-shower wipe? If not, please do and let me know how it goes?
So, I do not want to get what I find on that toilet paper on my hand nor on my wash rag because that'll clearly spread to regions of my body where I don't want it.
How does everyone else handle cleaning your butts? I'm really looking for an all-out confession of the state of your butt and how you clean it. I'm trying to get a handle on whether my butt is dysfunctional (given my relatively infrequent poops), if I don't care for it properly, both, or something else all together?
I'm concerned about my hygiene in this regard. Please, help me out!

Bidet scat mogging all of butttok and adampill
James saphire true pilled pill

 

[tjv.er]

finger yourself of smt

 

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

b

 

[SoundnVision]

I wash it thoroughly with soap and use the shower head, then I use conditioner and smother my ass in it then then give it a 2nd rise with the shower head.

Disgusting people walk around with dry shit in and around there ass working well paid jobs with wife's while I do this.

I don't belong in this world.

 

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

b

 

[JasGews69x]

Kuffar hygiene

 

[Foreverbrad]

With a girls tongue obviously

 

[geeka]

When I get out of the shower, I'll wipe my butt once/twice with toilet paper. It always has something on there. I don't mean post-poop levels, but there's poop stuffs. The toilet paper is clearly discolored. I guess farting and just general living causes this? Or, maybe the shower kinda moistens up/loosens up stuff that may have somehow remained after my mega-wiping post-poo? I do have a somewhat hairy butt to trap dingleberries, but I do wipe a tremendous amount.
Has anyone else tried this post-shower wipe? If not, please do and let me know how it goes?
So, I do not want to get what I find on that toilet paper on my hand nor on my wash rag because that'll clearly spread to regions of my body where I don't want it.
How does everyone else handle cleaning your butts? I'm really looking for an all-out confession of the state of your butt and how you clean it. I'm trying to get a handle on whether my butt is dysfunctional (given my relatively infrequent poops), if I don't care for it properly, both, or something else all together?
I'm concerned about my hygiene in this regard. Please, help me out!

my shower head has a jet option wich shoots water strong, I stick it in my buh and just kinda leave it there for a few seconds
I usually cum a little but my butt is clean after

 

[zslqam]

When I get out of the shower, I'll wipe my butt once/twice with toilet paper. It always has something on there. I don't mean post-poop levels, but there's poop stuffs. The toilet paper is clearly discolored. I guess farting and just general living causes this? Or, maybe the shower kinda moistens up/loosens up stuff that may have somehow remained after my mega-wiping post-poo? I do have a somewhat hairy butt to trap dingleberries, but I do wipe a tremendous amount.
Has anyone else tried this post-shower wipe? If not, please do and let me know how it goes?
So, I do not want to get what I find on that toilet paper on my hand nor on my wash rag because that'll clearly spread to regions of my body where I don't want it.
How does everyone else handle cleaning your butts? I'm really looking for an all-out confession of the state of your butt and how you clean it. I'm trying to get a handle on whether my butt is dysfunctional (given my relatively infrequent poops), if I don't care for it properly, both, or something else all together?
I'm concerned about my hygiene in this regard. Please, help me out!

Stick a finger up your anus whilst your showering, then go deep in and clean. If this does not work, you need to do the taste test….. Stick your finger up your anus again and grab your self a taste of your feces, if it tastes metallic, you’ve got a problem my friend.

 

[CHRIST_764]

I don't clean any part of my body unless its actually visibly dirty

 

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

h

 

[nmltan5]

Use a bidet after you take a crap. Learn from the Asians.

 

[sick kunt31]

When I get out of the shower, I'll wipe my butt once/twice with toilet paper. It always has something on there. I don't mean post-poop levels, but there's poop stuffs. The toilet paper is clearly discolored. I guess farting and just general living causes this? Or, maybe the shower kinda moistens up/loosens up stuff that may have somehow remained after my mega-wiping post-poo? I do have a somewhat hairy butt to trap dingleberries, but I do wipe a tremendous amount.
Has anyone else tried this post-shower wipe? If not, please do and let me know how it goes?
So, I do not want to get what I find on that toilet paper on my hand nor on my wash rag because that'll clearly spread to regions of my body where I don't want it.
How does everyone else handle cleaning your butts? I'm really looking for an all-out confession of the state of your butt and how you clean it. I'm trying to get a handle on whether my butt is dysfunctional (given my relatively infrequent poops), if I don't care for it properly, both, or something else all together?
I'm concerned about my hygiene in this regard. Please, help me out!

I just let the run off water when I shower do the job

 

[jizargo]

This is real shit
Wiping after a shower is method because chances are u have poop residue inside ur butt and around ur butt
When u wipe after a shower it cleans better than dry wiping
Not to mention wet wipes which can help u acheive a cleaner butt
This guy was speaking real shit