subhuman37
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what’s up niggas, this will be along thread fellas so buckle in and get ready for a long ride but it will all be worth it, as you can see by the title, this will be a full guide on how to ascend in 6 months, so let’s get to it. First, get a job, and before you click off, listen i know we all hate jobs and jobs are for slaves, but a job gives you money, and if you think money won’t help you look better then boy are you wrong. not only should you get a job but do anything you can to get money, beg your parents for an allowance, both of them, there’s 26 weeks in 6 months and if you save your allowance money long enough you will get around one rack, if they give you 20 dollars each. Second, be positive, again, don’t click off just trust me, when you’re positive in life, you attract positive things into your life, so if you see that kid getting bullied at your school, like my nigga sean o pry said go help him, that’s what real mogging is, and trust me this will be essential for this ascencion. Last, wait, be patient enough for this 6 months, do whatever you like to make time past faster, smoke weed, jerk off, ladar, whatever, just be patient enough until the 6 months past, but also don’t forget the essentials, workout, eat healthy, drink water, and get a good skin care routine. Now that the 6 months have past this is were the ascencion begins, go to the best surgeon in your area and give that nigga all the money you saved up and get that lefort 2, double jaw surgery, rhino, whatever you need in order to ascend, brother none of this shit you see on the internet will ascend you, just get the surgery, if you’re under the age of 20 it will be easy for you to pull this off, you’re not paying any bills so you don’t have to waste money that much, you’re bones are somewhat fresh and not fused so surgery will go off well if not better than your expectations, just do it, after you come back from summer break and you ascend, you will get all the beckie’s and mog all the normies who gave you noogies and full nelson’s, i wish you the best my niggas and hope you all ascend 



