How to ascend part 1:

[avenox]

 

[avenox]

Was it you @Jatt that voiced this?

 

[avenox]

Where the fuck is he getting these cheap ass prices anyway


Not even giant does those for that cheap im pretty sure

 

[ascension]

Where the fuck is he getting these cheap ass prices anyway


Not even giant does those for that cheap im pretty sure

Because you don't know where to look.

I got a roadside leg lengthening surgery + free meal in the slums of Uttar Pradesh for mad cheap.

@Jatt

 

[ascension]

@Jatt

Just picture this man. Fresh out the leg lengthening surgery, going from 5'8 to 6'1. Breathing in the polluted UP air, savouring it, cherishing it. A fresh plate of daal and raw onions in front of you. White girls in the dms begging for that high quality Indian seed. That was the day that broadened my horizons, gave me a fresh lease on life, a Jatt finally reaching his potential. Imagine it all.

Now use my link for 5% off your roadside leg lengthening surgery too. Or use voucher code "JATTLIFE"

 

[ascension]

You SCAMMED me Saar only 170CM

It's ok, if you're not satisfied you'll get a full refund, but you also have to return the product (they'll cut your legs in half)