How to ascend (softmaxxing only)

[ykela]

Simple (non detailed) guide telling you exactly what to do to ascend thru only softmaxxing.

I = Things that define you as a person (Your face, body, hair etc)
E = Things that help you on an external level (Confidence, clothes, smell etc)

I: Stop putting salt on your food, drink a lot of water throughout the day, eat potassium rich foods such as bananas, sleep on your back, correct tongue posture (mewing), get around 12-15% bf, get tanned, get a nice haircut, groom properly, go to the gym or workout, practice a sport, have good posture.
E: Get good clothes, style your clothes, get a good fragrance, wear deodorant, be confident.

Anybody saying this is cope can rope.

 

[Ahmed88]

correct tongue posture (mewing)

dont forget thumbulling and massai jumps

 

[OldSpice]

Simple (non detailed) guide telling you exactly what to do to ascend thru only softmaxxing.

I = Things that define you as a person (Your face, body, hair etc)
E = Things that help you on an external level (Confidence, clothes, smell etc)

I: Stop putting salt on your food, drink a lot of water throughout the day, eat potassium rich foods such as bananas, sleep on your back, correct tongue posture (mewing), get around 12-15% bf, get tanned, get a nice haircut, groom properly, go to the gym or workout, practice a sport, have good posture.
E: Get good clothes, style your clothes, get a good fragrance, wear deodorant, be confident.

Anybody saying this is cope can rope.

this is some very vague advice that you are providing

 

[Maxillular]

dont forget thumbulling and massai jumps

and bonesmashing

 

[GoErOnFoids]

Simple (non detailed) guide telling you exactly what to do to ascend thru only softmaxxing.

I = Things that define you as a person (Your face, body, hair etc)
E = Things that help you on an external level (Confidence, clothes, smell etc)

I: Stop putting salt on your food, drink a lot of water throughout the day, eat potassium rich foods such as bananas, sleep on your back, correct tongue posture (mewing), get around 12-15% bf, get tanned, get a nice haircut, groom properly, go to the gym or workout, practice a sport, have good posture.
E: Get good clothes, style your clothes, get a good fragrance, wear deodorant, be confident.

Anybody saying this is cope can rope.

Your goddamn right

 

[ykela]

this is some very vague advice that you are providing

right as i said its non detailed. I told you what to do, not why to do it, not why it helps, not how it works. Just do it.

 

[Deleted member 291046]

Simple (non detailed) guide telling you exactly what to do to ascend thru only softmaxxing.

I = Things that define you as a person (Your face, body, hair etc)
E = Things that help you on an external level (Confidence, clothes, smell etc)

I: Stop putting salt on your food, drink a lot of water throughout the day, eat potassium rich foods such as bananas, sleep on your back, correct tongue posture (mewing), get around 12-15% bf, get tanned, get a nice haircut, groom properly, go to the gym or workout, practice a sport, have good posture.
E: Get good clothes, style your clothes, get a good fragrance, wear deodorant, be confident.

Anybody saying this is cope can rope.

Lmfao

 

[OldSpice]

right as i said its non detailed. I told you what to do, not why to do it, not why it helps, not how it works. Just do it.

why tf are you telling me to do so

 

[OldSpice]

Simple (non detailed) guide telling you exactly what to do to ascend thru only softmaxxing.

I = Things that define you as a person (Your face, body, hair etc)
E = Things that help you on an external level (Confidence, clothes, smell etc)

I: Stop putting salt on your food, drink a lot of water throughout the day, eat potassium rich foods such as bananas, sleep on your back, correct tongue posture (mewing), get around 12-15% bf, get tanned, get a nice haircut, groom properly, go to the gym or workout, practice a sport, have good posture.
E: Get good clothes, style your clothes, get a good fragrance, wear deodorant, be confident.

Anybody saying this is cope can rope.

also what was the point in this thread?

 

[ykela]

why tf are you telling me to do so

Its not me, its every single educated person on the internet and I just collected that info and proxied it thru this post to somebody that may needs it.

 

[ykela]

also what was the point in this thread?

are you tapped in the head?

 

[OldSpice]

right as i said its non detailed. I told you what to do, not why to do it, not why it helps, not how it works. Just do it.

see here you're telling me to do so mate

 

[OldSpice]

are you tapped in the head?

what's that meant to mean mate? You're the one dishing out unnecessary advice which is clearly useless.

 

[ykela]

see here you're telling me to do so mate

right, its me but the information is just what i collected.

 

[ykela]

what's that meant to mean mate? You're the one dishing out unnecessary advice which is clearly useless.

not useless at all youre just brainwashed into thinking the only way to ascend is hard maxxing cause u sit on org all day

 

[OldSpice]

Its not me, its every single educated person on the internet and I just collected that info and proxied it thru this post to somebody that may needs it.

fym collected??This is basic advice dished out on here- I even gave it out when I was grey myself

 

[ykela]

fym collected??This is basic advice dished out on here- I even gave it out when I was grey myself

right so fuck are you fuming about then

 

[OldSpice]

not useless at all youre just brainwashed into thinking the only way to ascend is hard maxxing cause u sit on org all day

where have I ever said that? If anything I discourage it and promote softmaxxes

 

[OldSpice]

right so fuck are you fuming about then

there just wasn't any point making a thread about this, be useful and give out tailored advice instead in rating posts

 

[OldSpice]

right, its me but the information is just what i collected.

basic shit I know as a 14yr old

 

[ykela]

where have I ever said that? If anything I discourage it and promote softmaxxes

if u promote softmaxxes then why are you saying its useless jfl

 

[true mtn? 🥛]

Possibly the most useless post ever made

 

[hye732]

Simple (non detailed) guide telling you exactly what to do to ascend thru only softmaxxing.

I = Things that define you as a person (Your face, body, hair etc)
E = Things that help you on an external level (Confidence, clothes, smell etc)

I: Stop putting salt on your food, drink a lot of water throughout the day, eat potassium rich foods such as bananas, sleep on your back, correct tongue posture (mewing), get around 12-15% bf, get tanned, get a nice haircut, groom properly, go to the gym or workout, practice a sport, have good posture.
E: Get good clothes, style your clothes, get a good fragrance, wear deodorant, be confident.

Anybody saying this is cope can rope.

cope, this is the shit foids tell one another on tiktok. if you did even 10 minutes of research you would realize why every one of these produces no visible changes.

 

[ykela]

cope, this is the shit foids tell one another on tiktok. if you did even 10 minutes of research you would realize why every one of these produces no visible changes.

you're extremely retarded, I suggest seeking professional help.

 

[stormulfr]

Simple (non detailed) guide telling you exactly what to do to ascend thru only softmaxxing.

I = Things that define you as a person (Your face, body, hair etc)
E = Things that help you on an external level (Confidence, clothes, smell etc)

I: Stop putting salt on your food, drink a lot of water throughout the day, eat potassium rich foods such as bananas, sleep on your back, correct tongue posture (mewing), get around 12-15% bf, get tanned, get a nice haircut, groom properly, go to the gym or workout, practice a sport, have good posture.
E: Get good clothes, style your clothes, get a good fragrance, wear deodorant, be confident.

Anybody saying this is cope can rope.

mirin the nice little guide

 

[hye732]

you're extremely retarded, I suggest seeking professional help.

go back to tiktok, bluepilled normie. "debloat and mew"

 

[silverr67]

is boneshashing cope?

 

[OldSpice]

if u promote softmaxxes then why are you saying its useless jfl

are you low iq or ragebaiting? I said your post was useless

 

[OldSpice]

cope, this is the shit foids tell one another on tiktok. if you did even 10 minutes of research you would realize why every one of these produces no visible changes.

these have changes but these are the most basic softmaxxes so don't expect many changes

 

[egstarbucks]

sleep on your back

tiktok knowledge

 

[Linoob]

You may as well have just told everyone to just be confident, bro.

 

[sub5lifter]

Simple (non detailed) guide telling you exactly what to do to ascend thru only softmaxxing.

I = Things that define you as a person (Your face, body, hair etc)
E = Things that help you on an external level (Confidence, clothes, smell etc)

I: Stop putting salt on your food, drink a lot of water throughout the day, eat potassium rich foods such as bananas, sleep on your back, correct tongue posture (mewing), get around 12-15% bf, get tanned, get a nice haircut, groom properly, go to the gym or workout, practice a sport, have good posture.
E: Get good clothes, style your clothes, get a good fragrance, wear deodorant, be confident.

Anybody saying this is cope can rope.

Literally all the regular person needs