How to ascend while LDAR / being a ROTTER

[Surfsup]

for leanmaxxing
Eat 1 meal a day always coffeemax so u don't have an appetite
Eat mostly meat limit the carbs and sugar


hop on roids exercise in your room you can prob have a nice lean physique and mog the avg natty loser if ur on roids even if u dont do anything w homeworkouts / calisthenics get one of those pull up bars u can attach on the walls


For hair (LDAR HAIRSTYLES)
Never cut ur hair grow it out LIKE A TRUE ROTTER
idk do a wolf cut at home it's not that hard just need a band and a scissor literally takes 3 mins

For skin
Hop on tret it's not like you leave the house so you don't have to worry about the sun

For coloring
Order dye dye ur eyebrows
Hop on MT 2 cause ur too lazy to go outside to catch a tan or gothmax and be pale

For eyes
Hop on bimato or oral minox or use ithmid Kohl everyday

For anti ageing
You are gonna age well and mog the avg normie who has a high cortisol life cause LDAR = NO STRESS NO CORTISOL
And you sleep all day anyway so ur good

 

[Surfsup]

I made this as a joke lowkey REP AND BUMP LOSERS

 

[Thodian]

Mirin
Im on roids and do filler and ldar all day only going out for college

 

[Surfsup]

Mirin
Im on roids and do filler and ldar all day only going out for college

You prob mog the avg normie too JFL

 

[Surfsup]

@Gengar’s Ghost move to BOTB pls

 

[gandylite.]

or you don’t ascend and you just ldar

 

[Surfsup]

or you don’t ascend and you just ldar

Why not do both
Looksmaxxing is so easy

 

[Stardew]

for leanmaxxing
Eat 1 meal a day always coffeemax so u don't have an appetite
Eat mostly meat limit the carbs and sugar


hop on roids exercise in your room you can prob have a nice lean physique and mog the avg natty loser if ur on roids even if u dont do anything w homeworkouts / calisthenics get one of those pull up bars u can attach on the walls


For hair (LDAR HAIRSTYLES)
Never cut ur hair grow it out LIKE A TRUE ROTTER
idk do a wolf cut at home it's not that hard just need a band and a scissor literally takes 3 mins

For skin
Hop on tret it's not like you leave the house so you don't have to worry about the sun

For coloring
Order dye dye ur eyebrows
Hop on MT 2 cause ur too lazy to go outside to catch a tan or gothmax and be pale

For eyes
Hop on bimato or oral minox or use ithmid Kohl everyday

For anti ageing
You are gonna age well and mog the avg normie who has a high cortisol life cause LDAR = NO STRESS NO CORTISOL
And you sleep all day anyway so ur good
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Moving it to BOTB section
Thank you for your contributions

 

[Surfsup]

Moving it to BOTB section
Thank you for your contributions

Thank you

Mom I finally got a BOTB thread on org

 

[Konp]

for leanmaxxing
Eat 1 meal a day always coffeemax so u don't have an appetite
Eat mostly meat limit the carbs and sugar


hop on roids exercise in your room you can prob have a nice lean physique and mog the avg natty loser if ur on roids even if u dont do anything w homeworkouts / calisthenics get one of those pull up bars u can attach on the walls


For hair (LDAR HAIRSTYLES)
Never cut ur hair grow it out LIKE A TRUE ROTTER
idk do a wolf cut at home it's not that hard just need a band and a scissor literally takes 3 mins

For skin
Hop on tret it's not like you leave the house so you don't have to worry about the sun

For coloring
Order dye dye ur eyebrows
Hop on MT 2 cause ur too lazy to go outside to catch a tan or gothmax and be pale

For eyes
Hop on bimato or oral minox or use ithmid Kohl everyday

For anti ageing
You are gonna age well and mog the avg normie who has a high cortisol life cause LDAR = NO STRESS NO CORTISOL
And you sleep all day anyway so ur good
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for roids, what’s the point if one has smoll pp tho..

 

[Surfsup]

for roids, what’s the point if one has smoll pp tho..

PEmax u have plenty of free time when u rot