How to bag EMO CHICKS

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HOW TO BAG EMO CHICKS
BY BARETTREALRX
LOCATION:
Literally anywhere in the west, however they peak in the midwestern part of the United States
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More specifically, places you can find them at are
  • Shopping malls​
  • Restraunts​
  • Skating parks ( Only certain types )​
  • Any other place that teenagers frequent​
YOUR REQUIREMENTS
  • Not be deathnik
  • Preferably be white
  • Have at least a similar style to her, or be part of the nd group at school (same as her)
  • Listen to music
  • Dreadhead (if black)
  • Be few inches taller
  • Mtn+
  • Not be brachycephalic

TECHNIQUES
  1. Share interests with her, you can go to her social media and see what she is interested in (good method is to lookat your schools account and look at the followers until you see hers
Tiktok
Anime
fashion
  1. Share music interests with her, i find the best way to approach these types is to text them (on snap) asking whether they like (whatever nd musician)
Here is a good list of musicians that modern emos listen to
  • Mitski
  • TV girl
  • The Smiths
  • Laufey
  • Weezer
  • Deftones
By the way if your ethnic and she listens to Mitski dont even try lol


HOW TO DRESS

Just search up emo fashion on tiktok or some shit

Also be ready to ruin your ntness rep amongst everyone at your school
 
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Did you already bag some Emo chicks or is this just a theory ?

Also DNR of course
 
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i already know. i dont like emo girls. and no emo girl would want normies cuz they are weird(emos) fuckj them i prefer non sui fueled girls
 
Why is a subhuman making this guide
 
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race doesnt matter for emo chicks theyre the least racist - ur a dumbass nigga who never did this bro just kys nigga

theyre literally fatherless and they will fuck a gypsy indian nigga if he had rick owens on
 
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HOW TO BAG EMO CHICKS
BY BARETTREALRX
LOCATION:
Literally anywhere in the west, however they peak in the midwestern part of the United States
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More specifically, places you can find them at are
  • Shopping malls​
  • Restraunts​
  • Skating parks ( Only certain types )​
  • Any other place that teenagers frequent​
YOUR REQUIREMENTS
  • Not be deathnik
  • Preferably be white
  • Have at least a similar style to her, or be part of the nd group at school (same as her)
  • Listen to music
  • Dreadhead (if black)
  • Be few inches taller
  • Mtn+
  • Not be brachycephalic

TECHNIQUES
  1. Share interests with her, you can go to her social media and see what she is interested in (good method is to lookat your schools account and look at the followers until you see hers
Tiktok
Anime
fashion
  1. Share music interests with her, i find the best way to approach these types is to text them (on snap) asking whether they like (whatever nd musician)
Here is a good list of musicians that modern emos listen to
  • Mitski
  • TV girl
  • The Smiths
  • Laufey
  • Weezer
  • Deftones
By the way if your ethnic and she listens to Mitski dont even try lol


HOW TO DRESS

Just search up emo fashion on tiktok or some shit

Also be ready to ruin your ntness rep amongst everyone at your school
Just Eboy/pretty boy Maxx only eyes and hair matter tbh
 
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I'm ethic and have had a emo girl:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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emo girls are disgusting
 
usually they are either fat as fuck or skinny as shit, most of the time they are recessed + terrible skin, they all overuse the same exact pale makeup routine and dont get me started on their retarded personality
 
usually they are either fat as fuck or skinny as shit, most of the time they are recessed + terrible skin, they all overuse the same exact pale makeup routine and dont get me started on their retarded personality
I like borderline anorexic women like @luria
😍

1000000635
 
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Dnr, emo girls are liberal asf and will date any race jfl
 
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Nah u ever see one with an Indian or an Asian?
Plenty of them simp for Asians, and Indians aren't in the market for Emos so of course not, but they simp for Asians, Latinos, Blacks and Pale white guys
 
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HOW TO BAG EMO CHICKS
BY BARETTREALRX
LOCATION:
Literally anywhere in the west, however they peak in the midwestern part of the United States
View attachment 2828269

More specifically, places you can find them at are
  • Shopping malls​
  • Restraunts​
  • Skating parks ( Only certain types )​
  • Any other place that teenagers frequent​
YOUR REQUIREMENTS
  • Not be deathnik
  • Preferably be white
  • Have at least a similar style to her, or be part of the nd group at school (same as her)
  • Listen to music
  • Dreadhead (if black)
  • Be few inches taller
  • Mtn+
  • Not be brachycephalic

TECHNIQUES
  1. Share interests with her, you can go to her social media and see what she is interested in (good method is to lookat your schools account and look at the followers until you see hers
Tiktok
Anime
fashion
  1. Share music interests with her, i find the best way to approach these types is to text them (on snap) asking whether they like (whatever nd musician)
Here is a good list of musicians that modern emos listen to
  • Mitski
  • TV girl
  • The Smiths
  • Laufey
  • Weezer
  • Deftones
By the way if your ethnic and she listens to Mitski dont even try lol


HOW TO DRESS

Just search up emo fashion on tiktok or some shit

Also be ready to ruin your ntness rep amongst everyone at your school
shit guide tbh since it’s mostly about having emo swag

eversince i’ve learned to have emo swag, these bitches been on my dick. i’ll prob make an actual good thread soon, teach you boyos how to actually bag emo bitches
 
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rate me as emo

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS My lady resort
 
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Shit bands except for Deftones and Weezer ig @PointOfNoReturn
I hear MCR, Linkin Park, Slipknot, and Deftones mentioned often by alt bitches

Op should just wear deathrock shirts and familiarize himself with those bands greatest hits tbh
Skating parks ( Only certain types )
skate parks are dead I’m always the only dude there. Malls are fine
 
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I hear MCR, Linkin Park, Slipknot, and Deftones mentioned often by alt bitches

Op should just wear deathrock shirts and familiarize himself with those bands greatest hits tbh

skate parks are dead I’m always the only dude there. Malls are fine
I'm addicted to the song Addicted by Linkin Park
 
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shit guide tbh since it’s mostly about having emo swag

eversince i’ve learned to have emo swag, these bitches been on my dick. i’ll prob make an actual good thread soon, teach you boyos how to actually bag emo bitches
tag me
 
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europe meta next
 
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