How to be born as a CHAD (BOTB GTFIH)

[Tesarossa]

First you wanna basically find yourself as a sperm cel in some really attractive dudes balls.

Then you have to make sure he also dates a tall attractive woman by making his balls hurt every time he tries to approach a sub Stacy lite woman. The reasoning is that he will stop approaching non-sl women.



After you’ve done that and made sure your father secured a tall Stacy.

Your gonna want to get him to shoot at the right time basically giving you a head start into the sperm race.

You won’t be able to keep your energy the whole duration and that’s why you got a good start. You’re gonna hang back a bit so when you try to catch up you’ll be well rested while everyone’s tired and hitting the egg.

You’re gonna hit the egg with all the energy you saved up.
Boom Now you’re born as Chad.
@Askinov @Sub->CL @Stalker @LTNhell63
@Euron

 

[Stalker]

what the fuck did i just get tagged into

 

[Tesarossa]

what the fuck did i just get tagged into

How to be born as a chad

 

[Euron]

Posting js to post

 

[Tesarossa]

Posting js to post

High iq post blud

 

[Tesarossa]

Bump

 

[Askinov]

First you wanna basically find yourself as a sperm cel in some really attractive dudes balls.
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Then you have to make sure he also dates a tall attractive woman by making his balls hurt every time he tries to approach a sub Stacy lite woman. The reasoning is that he will stop approaching non-sl women.



After you’ve done that and made sure your father secured a tall Stacy.
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Your gonna want to get him to shoot at the right time basically giving you a head start into the sperm race.
View attachment 5458213View attachment 5458214
You won’t be able to keep your energy the whole duration and that’s why you got a good start. You’re gonna hang back a bit so when you try to catch up you’ll be well rested while everyone’s tired and hitting the egg.
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You’re gonna hit the egg with all the energy you saved up.
Boom Now you’re born as Chad.
@Askinov @Sub->CL @Stalker @LTNhell63
@Euron

Great thread wallahi but i will like to add how to tell the god to give us parent who will give us good diet sleep and good lifestyle over all and also tounge habbits

 

[Tesarossa]

Great thread wallahi but i will like to add how to tell the god to give us parent who will give us good diet sleep and good lifestyle over all and also tounge habbits

If your born as Chad you don’t need good diet Chad will always be Chad

 

[Alexg_lover]

Male attractiveness correlates pretty weakly with parental attractiveness. The father's dimorphism is actually the most heritable.

 

[Tesarossa]

Male attractiveness correlates pretty weakly with parental attractiveness. The father's dimorphism is actually the most heritable.

If both your parents are attractive you’ll be attractive 90% of The time

 

[Alexg_lover]

If both your parents are attractive you’ll be attractive 90% of The time

Cornwell, R. E., & Perrett, D. I. (2008). Sexy sons and sexy daughters: The influence of parents' facial characteristics on offspring. Animal Behaviour, 76(6), 1843-1853.

 

[Tesarossa]

@molotov @Sage @Jenson @George Floyd!!

 

[Jenson]

@molotov @Sage @Jenson @George Floyd!!

why didn’t you follow your own guide

 

[Tesarossa]

why didn’t you follow your own guide

Coaches don’t play blud

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

If both your parents are attractive you’ll be attractive 90% of The time

This is obvious to anybody IRL lol, seen some people try to cope around this and used fraudmaxxed HTN celebrities as "examples" of this or where one is fraudmaxxed HTN the other fraudmaxxed HMTN and acted like these mids were Chads or Staceys. Nearly all very attractive at least young people I've seen had attractive parents more or less lol, unless the parents had gotten old and fat or aged poorly past 30s sort of, even then that person was very attractive in their youth/20s.

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

If your born as Chad you don’t need good diet Chad will always be Chad

Diet still matters for sure I think just with very extreme Chad genetics even a bad diet may not un-Chad the Chad, but he would have mogged even harder if max well-fed I think.

 

[StarvingAutist]

First you wanna basically find yourself as a sperm cel in some really attractive dudes balls.
View attachment 5458203
Then you have to make sure he also dates a tall attractive woman by making his balls hurt every time he tries to approach a sub Stacy lite woman. The reasoning is that he will stop approaching non-sl women.



After you’ve done that and made sure your father secured a tall Stacy.
View attachment 5458210

Your gonna want to get him to shoot at the right time basically giving you a head start into the sperm race.
View attachment 5458213View attachment 5458214
You won’t be able to keep your energy the whole duration and that’s why you got a good start. You’re gonna hang back a bit so when you try to catch up you’ll be well rested while everyone’s tired and hitting the egg.
View attachment 5458218
You’re gonna hit the egg with all the energy you saved up.
Boom Now you’re born as Chad.
@Askinov @Sub->CL @Stalker @LTNhell63
@Euron

Bookmarked

 

[Tesarossa]

Bookmarked

happy to help

 

[ICXCLuvr]

tall attractive woman

This not an oxymoron?

 

[ICXCLuvr]

Diet still matters for sure I think just with very extreme Chad genetics even a bad diet may not un-Chad the Chad, but he would have mogged even harder if max well-fed I think.

How would diet change someone? Diet doesn’t matter for looks at all

 

[Tesarossa]

This not an oxymoron?

I’m not a manlet tall women are attractive

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

How would diet change someone? Diet doesn’t matter for looks at all

Huh? Why do you think average height increased by 15-20 cm in NW European countries since WW1? Because diets got better, more meat and animal foods, less peasant seed slop based diets lol.. diet plays a big role in your potential and affects you already from the womb and seems like gains take several generations to go through(as people get taller and taller). Average WW1 conscript was a manlet by today's standards.

Also take something extreme like a vegan diet.. you don't think that would make anybody subhuman even with the best Chad genetics??!

 

[ICXCLuvr]

Also take something extreme like a vegan diet.. you don't think that would make anybody subhuman even with the best Chad genetics??!

No

Huh? Why do you think average height increased by 15-20 cm in NW European countries since WW1? Because diets got better, more meat and animal foods, less peasant seed slop based diets lol.. diet plays a big role in your potential and affects you already from the womb and seems like gains take several generations to go through(as people get taller and taller). Average WW1 conscript was a manlet by today's standards.

im aware of height I said looks

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

No

im aware of height I said looks

Ohhh.. so diet only affects bones in limbs and your spine, but not in your face...? And yeah if you think a vegan diet won't turn anybody as a kid into a drooling retard with delayed development everywhere in their body including their looks then I don't know what to tell you man...

 

[ICXCLuvr]

Ohhh.. so diet only affects bones in limbs and your spine, but not in your face...? And yeah if you think a vegan diet won't turn anybody as a kid into a drooling retard with delayed development everywhere in their body including their looks then I don't know what to tell you man...

Why don’t you show evidence for such a bold scientific claim?

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

Why don’t you show evidence for such a bold scientific claim?

No such thing, that would be extreme child abuse, but I have seen cases in person and the kids are all behind in development and retarded. One kid has had to redo classes in mid-elementary school for years, he's been vegan his whole life. Could still not walk or talk at 3 years old and looked like an oversized baby.

 

[ICXCLuvr]

No such thing, that would be extreme child abuse, but I have seen cases in person and the kids are all behind in development and retarded. One kid has had to redo classes in mid-elementary school for years, he's been vegan his whole life. Could still not walk or talk at 3 years old and looked like an oversized baby.

Anecdotal “evidence” + you could be able to tell me the effects of a vegan diet in development without actually running an experiment on a kid so do it show the evidence

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

Anecdotal “evidence” + you could be able to tell me the effects of a vegan diet in development without actually running an experiment on a kid so do it show the evidence

You are just a soyjak fatso redditor posting here, given how fat you are, it makes sense you defend vegan diets because your diet is probably 90% carbohydrates or more(peasant seed slop).

 

[jnxy]

First you wanna basically find yourself as a sperm cel in some really attractive dudes balls.
View attachment 5458203
Then you have to make sure he also dates a tall attractive woman by making his balls hurt every time he tries to approach a sub Stacy lite woman. The reasoning is that he will stop approaching non-sl women.



After you’ve done that and made sure your father secured a tall Stacy.
View attachment 5458210

Your gonna want to get him to shoot at the right time basically giving you a head start into the sperm race.
View attachment 5458213View attachment 5458214
You won’t be able to keep your energy the whole duration and that’s why you got a good start. You’re gonna hang back a bit so when you try to catch up you’ll be well rested while everyone’s tired and hitting the egg.
View attachment 5458218
You’re gonna hit the egg with all the energy you saved up.
Boom Now you’re born as Chad.
@Askinov @Sub->CL @Stalker @LTNhell63
@Euron

BOTB worthy for sure

 

[molotov]

prevention is better than cure

 

[SoundnVision]

Noted

 

[Nerogen]

Le fuck u

 

[Zgeg malicieux]

First you wanna basically find yourself as a sperm cel in some really attractive dudes balls.
View attachment 5458203
Then you have to make sure he also dates a tall attractive woman by making his balls hurt every time he tries to approach a sub Stacy lite woman. The reasoning is that he will stop approaching non-sl women.



After you’ve done that and made sure your father secured a tall Stacy.
View attachment 5458210

Your gonna want to get him to shoot at the right time basically giving you a head start into the sperm race.
View attachment 5458213View attachment 5458214
You won’t be able to keep your energy the whole duration and that’s why you got a good start. You’re gonna hang back a bit so when you try to catch up you’ll be well rested while everyone’s tired and hitting the egg.
View attachment 5458218
You’re gonna hit the egg with all the energy you saved up.
Boom Now you’re born as Chad.
@Askinov @Sub->CL @Stalker @LTNhell63
@Euron

But they abort you