How to become a chad [extreme] [nsfw]

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1-heightmaxing

1200px Dieric Bouts 013

1-1try this high t medieval method but don't overdo it to not lose some limbs

HIhtOb

1-2 its scientifically proven that jumping off a plane naked increase height up to 10 cm


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1-3Go out after noon so that your shadow would look longer tricking people to think you're bigger


2-bonesmashing

a lot would cope by saying that it doesn't work but it actually does work
Source 4


examples:
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rico beethovan said in an interview:"
without bonesmashing i would be rotting in looksmaxing instead of looking like a greek god"


3-bulgemaxing
simple just put a sock in there then you'll mog chads with average dicks themselves
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not enough?


Here's a better solution
Download 7
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the rat must be dead to not expose your frauding



4-drink water until you start vomiting water


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5-framemaxing

tired of tiering yourself and looking like a fool?
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here's an alternative , inject some silicone
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you'll look like the virgin bodybuilders in a matter of seconds



6-hairmaxing

You have a pencil? Just draw that shit
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foids are too low iq and short to notice that disaster



7-dont be an npc

npc is the cuck way of thinking

Example:"as long as he's not hurting me he can do whatever he wants"- @toth77

bull mentality : "may the kafirs die by my hand"- @Jimsonbobson505

Live footage from the future
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Sadaka allahu aladim
 

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Ok I indeed caged
 
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good thread
 
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best thread of the day ngl
 
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Caged. I just spent the best 2 minutes of my life reading this masterpiece.
 
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Dick size is everything. Looking like a male model but having a small dick is like a Bugatti Veyron having the engine of a 1998 Honda Civic. Over for the guy on the right
 

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Good thread OP👍🤝
 
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wow this is an amazing thread ngl
good job op
 
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