How to calculate your SMV (analysing Wheat waffles latest video)

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This vid by WW is like a cardiac surgeon putting out how he does his heart surgeries of his patients. Here’s my summary and analysis of the vid. If you are already fresh with this, you might wanna use it as a revision. I consider this more of a self-note thread for my reference.

Formula:
8 is top 1%
7 is top 10%
6 is top 25%
5 is top 50%
4 is top 75%
3 is top 90%
2 is top 99%
1 is bottom 1%

Component of SMV:
1) Height (average us is 5’11 as per stats given)
Here being 5’10 is given a 4.5 and being 5’11 is a solid 5 (avg) and
6’2 is 6.5 and so on.
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2) Body (bf% and bmi)
He thrashes bmi here somewhat. Anything less than 22%bf gets
points deducted
3) Finance (18-29yr)
Uni guys often have net worth in negatives and if the job you acquire has less salary than the net worth (or debt) itself, points are deducted.
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4) P-size
7inches= 8
6inches = 7
5inches = 5
4inches = 3

5) IQ
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Weightings of SMV:

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Need a calculator here. Face is done as times 5x and height 3x (to the power). Yes, the number you now get is huge and then root it down by the total weight.
The number you now get has to be a single digit no. with decimal maybe and that’s your smv.

Yes bois. This is a complicated system ik. But ww argues it makes more sense In a logical pov.
0F00FDD7 1DD4 4775 9A01 33CDEFF979F3
Here the 2nd dude is more likely less to be rejected by woman.

Race/ ethnicity

Halo 1pt is given to white
No halo for black and Latino
Failio for Indian/ Asian and minus 1pt

Wheat waffles score- 5.7 (Keeping P-size private)
His final smv is 6.7 as per his rating.

Can have yourself rated for 5 dollars by ww.

OVER. THANK YOU.

@Niko @Prettyboy @BrahminBoss @babineux @StepbroMo @curlyheadjames @krisal @Manchild @StrangerDanger @Dravidian_mogger @bonelessMan @ChadpreetMaxxer @ReadBooksEveryday @the BULL @Cheesyrumble @Xangsane
 
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Screenshot 2022 11 07 at 12 04 02 How to calculate your SMV analysing Wheat waffles latest vi
 
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This vid by WW is like a cardiac surgeon putting out how he does his heart surgeries of his patients. Here’s my summary and analysis of the vid. If you are already fresh with this, you might wanna use it as a revision. I consider this more of a self-note thread for my reference.

Formula:
8 is top 1%
7 is top 10%
6 is top 25%
5 is top 50%
4 is top 75%
3 is top 90%
2 is top 99%
1 is bottom 1%

Component of SMV:
1) Height (average us is 5’11 as per stats given)
Here being 5’10 is given a 4.5 and being 5’11 is a solid 5 (avg) and
6’2 is 6.5 and so on.
View attachment 1939620

2) Body (bf% and bmi)
He thrashes bmi here somewhat. Anything less than 22%bf gets
points deducted
3) Finance (18-29yr)
Uni guys often have net worth in negatives and if the job you acquire has less salary than the net worth (or debt) itself, points are deducted.
View attachment 1939619
4) P-size
7inches= 8
6inches = 7
5inches = 5
4inches = 3

5) IQ
View attachment 1939625

Weightings of SMV:

View attachment 1939627

Need a calculator here. Face is done as times 5x and height 3x (to the power). Yes, the number you now get is huge and then root it down by the total weight.
The number you now get has to be a single digit no. with decimal maybe and that’s your smv.

Yes bois. This is a complicated system ik. But ww argues it makes more sense In a logical pov.
View attachment 1939633
Here the 2nd dude is more likely less to be rejected by woman.

Race/ ethnicity

Halo 1pt is given to white
No halo for black and Latino
Failio for Indian/ Asian and minus 1pt

Wheat waffles score- 5.7 (Keeping P-size private)
His final smv is 6.7 as per his rating.

Can have yourself rated for 5 dollars by ww.

OVER. THANK YOU.

@Niko @Prettyboy @BrahminBoss @babineux @StepbroMo @curlyheadjames @krisal @Manchild @StrangerDanger @Dravidian_mogger @bonelessMan @ChadpreetMaxxer @ReadBooksEveryday @the BULL @Cheesyrumble @Xangsane
This system sounds dumb, but tbh the weighting of each of the factors putting the guy on the left as a 4.5 actually makes sort of sense.

I'd disagree with including money and IQ as part of your smv, the only relevance money has is the amount of money you have to spend on looksmaxxing, your real sexual value is what makes you desirable not useable, money just makes you useable. IQ I have no idea the relevance there, as long as your IQ is at least 70 it's not a factor.

The other stuff I agree with, though I would put face as a 7x weight instead of a 5x weight personally, I agree with height being a 3x weight, body 2x weight, and P-size a 2x weight. I also agree with the ethnicity/location stuff, I don't agree with college boosting your smv though.
 
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This system sounds dumb, but tbh the weighting of each of the factors putting the guy on the left as a 4.5 actually makes sort of sense.

I'd disagree with including money and IQ as part of your smv, the only relevance money has is the amount of money you have to spend on looksmaxxing, your real sexual value is what makes you desirable not useable, money just makes you useable. IQ I have no idea the relevance there, as long as your IQ is at least 70 it's not a factor.

The other stuff I agree with, though I would put face as a 7x weight instead of a 5x weight personally, I agree with height being a 3x weight, body 2x weight, and P-size a 2x weight. I also agree with the ethnicity/location stuff, I don't agree with college boosting your smv though.
This vid by WW is like a cardiac surgeon putting out how he does his heart surgeries of his patients. Here’s my summary and analysis of the vid. If you are already fresh with this, you might wanna use it as a revision. I consider this more of a self-note thread for my reference.

Formula:
8 is top 1%
7 is top 10%
6 is top 25%
5 is top 50%
4 is top 75%
3 is top 90%
2 is top 99%
1 is bottom 1%

Component of SMV:
1) Height (average us is 5’11 as per stats given)
Here being 5’10 is given a 4.5 and being 5’11 is a solid 5 (avg) and
6’2 is 6.5 and so on.
View attachment 1939620

2) Body (bf% and bmi)
He thrashes bmi here somewhat. Anything less than 22%bf gets
points deducted
3) Finance (18-29yr)
Uni guys often have net worth in negatives and if the job you acquire has less salary than the net worth (or debt) itself, points are deducted.
View attachment 1939619
4) P-size
7inches= 8
6inches = 7
5inches = 5
4inches = 3

5) IQ
View attachment 1939625

Weightings of SMV:

View attachment 1939627

Need a calculator here. Face is done as times 5x and height 3x (to the power). Yes, the number you now get is huge and then root it down by the total weight.
The number you now get has to be a single digit no. with decimal maybe and that’s your smv.

Yes bois. This is a complicated system ik. But ww argues it makes more sense In a logical pov.
View attachment 1939633
Here the 2nd dude is more likely less to be rejected by woman.

Race/ ethnicity

Halo 1pt is given to white
No halo for black and Latino
Failio for Indian/ Asian and minus 1pt

Wheat waffles score- 5.7 (Keeping P-size private)
His final smv is 6.7 as per his rating.

Can have yourself rated for 5 dollars by ww.

OVER. THANK YOU.

@Niko @Prettyboy @BrahminBoss @babineux @StepbroMo @curlyheadjames @krisal @Manchild @StrangerDanger @Dravidian_mogger @bonelessMan @ChadpreetMaxxer @ReadBooksEveryday @the BULL @Cheesyrumble @Xangsane

I'm 5.25-5.5 PSL and scored 5/10.
 
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Wow dudes are doing entire trig series just to avoid going outside
 
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5.72/10. Not that bad, I thought it would be worse.

//zerotohero
 

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