How to convince my parents to let me use steroids

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I want to start using test and hgh along with ai and possibly masteron but my dad is a fucking professor and my mom is a retired nurse they didnt even let me use supplements like 3 months ago now they allow it but if I can somehow convince them to use roids than my mom can just do my injections
 
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Dumb retard
 
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"Mommy, mommy, I wanna increase size of my micro pp"
 
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Why would you need your mum to inject you?
 
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How big are you rn?
 
just tell them its supplements retard
 
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just tell them its supplements retard
Yeah mate, a Professor and a Nurse would totally believe that you're injecting supplements!
And don't give me the bullshit about oral steroids because they're easily distinguishable from supplement capsules.
Ironic to call people retards with your dumbass advice.
 
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I want to start using test and hgh along with ai and possibly masteron but my dad is a fucking professor and my mom is a retired nurse they didnt even let me use supplements like 3 months ago now they allow it but if I can somehow convince them to use roids than my mom can just do my injections
They them why you want to take gear, also tell them your doing everything safely with the right dosages
 
Why would you need your mum to inject you?
I would prolly hit a nerve or something and since I cant hide it from them there is no point in injecting it myself when my mom has all the knowledge
 
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I would prolly hit a nerve or something and since I cant hide it from them there is no point in injecting it myself when my mom has all the knowledge
It's not hard to inject into your subcutaneous layer in your stomach.
Like almost impossible to miss unless you are really, really skinny, and/or use a needle way too long.
 
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Yeah mate, a Professor and a Nurse would totally believe that you're injecting supplements!
And don't give me the bullshit about oral steroids because they're easily distinguishable from supplement capsules.
Ironic to call people retards with your dumbass advice
I managed to get away with it. if you cant, then order a rope instead
 
nigga is like 12 cant even self inject lul
 
just hide it rtard
 
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I managed to get away with it. if you cant, then order a rope instead
Are your parents Professors and/or Nurses?
Stupid cunt, take your toxicity elsewhere.
 
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Are your parents Professors and/or Nurses?
Stupid cunt, take your toxicity elsewhere.
Nah nah lemme tell my mum syringes and liquids and needles are supplements :lul:
@SARMCONSUMER
 
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if you are so fucking retarded that you need your mum to inject you then dont roid lmfao
 
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Nah nah lemme tell my mum syringes and liquids and needles are supplements :lul:
@SARMCONSUMER
me when discreet packaging and lying:
 
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I would prolly hit a nerve or something and since I cant hide it from them there is no point in injecting it myself when my mom has all the knowledge
@wastedspermcel @MA_ascender look at this shit :lul:
 
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me when discreet packaging and lying:
His concern is so obviously that he needs his parents' approval to be able to do stuff like this, not whether or not he can get it into his possession.
OP doesn't want to do it without his parents' supervision which is a fair thing to say, but also it's very unlikely any parent that remotely cares for their child is going to not only allow taking PEDs in adolescence but also enable it.
Regardless, the concern here is not regarding discreet packaging and lying, contrary to your naive belief!
 
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OP, I don't think taking anything is a wise idea given your knowledge on injection alone, rather lack thereof.
You also are obviously quite young if you require/would like your parents' supervision regarding this.
For your sake, don't worry about this shit, at least not yet.
 
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@wastedspermcel @MA_ascender look at this shit :lul:
Mummy mummy inject these Chinese chemicals in my bum cause indian trolls on Hindus.org told me it would grow my pens and I'll look like Gandhi and Sean o' Bhai
 
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Mummy mummy inject these Chinese chemicals in my bum cause indian trolls on Hindus.org told me it would grow my pens and I'll look like Gandhi and Sean o' Bhai
Mummy, can you please inject testosterone in the upper part of my bum because I’m scared I’ll hit a nerve and turn vegetable!
 
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If you told your parents that injectables were supplements will they actually believe you?
His concern is so obviously that he needs his parents' approval to be able to do stuff like this, not whether or not he can get it into his possession.
OP doesn't want to do it without his parents' supervision which is a fair thing to say, but also it's very unlikely any parent that remotely cares for their child is going to not only allow taking PEDs in adolescence but also enable it.
Regardless, the concern here is not regarding discreet packaging and lying, contrary to your naive belief!
eh i guess you are right, i got away with smuggiling injectables abd needles past parents cuz they really dont care about supplements. why is the dude wanting his parents approval though why not just do it
 
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eh i guess you are right, i got away with smuggiling injectables abd needles past parents cuz they really dont care about supplements. why is the dude wanting his parents approval though why not just do it
Idk he’s just stupid and shouldn’t be touching roids anytime soon.
 
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Mummy, can you please inject testosterone in the upper part of my bum because I’m scared I’ll hit a nerve and turn vegetable!
never said I couldnt inject myself there is just no point in doing that when someone more experienced can do it for you
 
I want to start using test and hgh along with ai and possibly masteron but my dad is a fucking professor and my mom is a retired nurse they didnt even let me use supplements like 3 months ago now they allow it but if I can somehow convince them to use roids than my mom can just do my injections
how old are u tard
 
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never said I couldnt inject myself there is just no point in doing that when someone more experienced can do it for you
If your parents care for you, they won’t inject steroids into you.
 
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u know its over when people on this forum are clowning on u
 
eh i guess you are right, i got away with smuggiling injectables abd needles past parents cuz they really dont care about supplements. why is the dude wanting his parents approval though why not just do it
Fair play to you for understanding.
I respect that and am sorry for my insults.
Best guess regarding why he wants his parents' approval is probably that he doesn't know enough and doesn't care to learn, so is going to be reliant on them for making sure he takes shit 'correctly'.
 
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like injecting isnt even that hard but why would I do it when I convince someone to do it for free?
 
life after 30 is useless
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1729435032558
 
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Fair play to you for understanding.
I respect that and am sorry for my insults.
Best guess regarding why he wants his parents' approval is probably that he doesn't know enough and doesn't care to learn, so is going to be reliant on them for making sure he takes shit 'correctly'.
Im still trying to learn about them
 
So why do you want your parents to inject for you wtf bro
I dont want it if she doesnt do it then Ill just do it myself fuck is this that hard to understand nigga
 
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Im still trying to learn about them
Right. And as I've said above, you're too young and too naive so you shouldn't worry about it.
I'm not trying to shit on you; I have your best interests at heart rather than recommending you go gung-ho and start injecting all this shit when you're still a young teen for my own entertainment.
 

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