How to drink alcohol without looks minning and not be a drunk fucking weirdo?

[jaez799]

Title. Never drank before in my life, been high but i’m positive the two aren’t the same. I’m throwing a party and inviting a bunch of mtbs and foids. Obviously nobody knows abt my looksmaxxing shit and how much of an autist i am.

Alcohol bloats you, looks mins you, and makes you say weird crazy shit, How do we combat this?

 

[infinitebonemass]

you just dont drink alcohol

 

[ihatefoids88]

dont

 

[Goev Croft]

Title. Never drank before in my life, been high but i’m positive the two aren’t the same. I’m throwing a party and inviting a bunch of mtbs and foids. Obviously nobody knows abt my looksmaxxing shit and how much of an autist i am.

Alcohol bloats you, looks mins you, and makes you say weird crazy shit, How do we combat this?

its good for looks, drink more

 

[KellSS]

Drink Jack Daniels Bottle

 

[jaez799]

you just dont drink alcohol

tard, am i just supposed to be the fucking weirdo at my own party not fucking drinking? that makes me look like even more of a creep

 

[jaez799]

r

dont

ead what i just said you iqcel

 

[ihatefoids88]

r

ead what i just said you iqcel

yeah and now im even more positive you shouldnt

 

[remusss]

tard, am i just supposed to be the fucking weirdo at my own party not fucking drinking? that makes me look like even more of a creep

feels good to be in your place, at a party i am the only alcoholic

 

[Its-The-End]

I dont rlly think you can’t combat it to much, when you are drunk you are always gonna act dumb. However, if you just drink a shit ton of water that could maybe help a little with the bloat. Get a bottle if pedialyte For the morning, it helps with hangovers.

 

[Chaotropic]

You are asking how to drink without long-term looksminning (impossible)
In the short term it has negligeble effects on facial bloat from my experience, might even debloat you a tad bit from increased sodium excretion.

 

[Obsessiv]

tard, am i just supposed to be the fucking weirdo at my own party not fucking drinking? that makes me look like even more of a creep

Just make it look like you're drinking, vodka and water are indistinguishable. Alternatively drink whatever you're drinking slowly so you end up drinking less alcohol. Try drinking with some close friends before the party if you can, to see how you react to alcohol and your tolerance level. Also I can assure you people will be paying less attention to how much you drink or if you're drinking than you think, although a red solo cup with water or a beer looking substance (non-alcoholic beer, cider) can quell any remaining fears.

 

[jaez799]

You are asking how to drink without long-term looksminning (impossible)
In the short term it has negligeble effects on facial bloat from my experience, might even debloat you a tad bit from increased sodium excretion.

i plan to drink this once, i don’t drink regularly, i only plan to do it when i go out (rarely but my new year’s resolution was to stop boarding myself in my room jerking off and playing video games all day)

 

[Its-The-End]

You are asking how to drink without long-term looksminning (impossible)
In the short term it has negligeble effects on facial bloat from my experience, might even debloat you a tad bit from increased sodium excretion.

The best debloat method just dropped lol

 

[shandingo]

Title. Never drank before in my life, been high but i’m positive the two aren’t the same. I’m throwing a party and inviting a bunch of mtbs and foids. Obviously nobody knows abt my looksmaxxing shit and how much of an autist i am.

Alcohol bloats you, looks mins you, and makes you say weird crazy shit, How do we combat this?

Bro the minimal bloating effect from alcohol is not going to be the difference between you getting laid and not. What will be is if you are not drinking while everyone else is then trying to move to drunk girls like Diddy . But to answer your question stay away from Beer and stick to spirits. Know your limit for being drunk usually 8 or so units if you are average build and tolerance, maybe less for you since you are noob. Then don't go over that simple. If you do something stupid , so what ??? alcohol is the greatest social excuse possible.

 

[jester]

Title. Never drank before in my life, been high but i’m positive the two aren’t the same. I’m throwing a party and inviting a bunch of mtbs and foids. Obviously nobody knows abt my looksmaxxing shit and how much of an autist i am.

Alcohol bloats you, looks mins you, and makes you say weird crazy shit, How do we combat this?

antioxidants

 

[b4yk]

You are asking how to drink without long-term looksminning (impossible)
In the short term it has negligeble effects on facial bloat from my experience, might even debloat you a tad bit from increased sodium excretion.

jewgpt detected

 

[Deleted member 315964]

unnecessary fear. just have fun for one night.

 

[Chaotropic]

i plan to drink this once, i don’t drink regularly, i only plan to do it when i go out (rarely but my new year’s resolution was to stop boarding myself in my room jerking off and playing video games all day)

Good new years resolution. Going from that position to drinking once in a while when needed for low inhib is not a problem. In fact the risk with abstaining is missing the fuck out of fun stuff because you can not match the lowered inhibition with just "trying to". This is the fucking reason for why people still drink even know how fucking retarded it is for health, it makes stuff happen.

 

[Chaotropic]

jewgpt detected

Goy goy goy

 

[Recessed Bateman]

tard, am i just supposed to be the fucking weirdo at my own party not fucking drinking? that makes me look like even more of a creep

If you look good is interesting and not being a weirdo, if you are bad looking you are going to be a weirdo wathever you do.
Just match the vibe, no need for alcohol.

 

[jaez799]

unnecessary fear. just have fun for one night.

everyday is mtn hell fun doesn’t exist

 

[Deleted member 315964]

everyday is mtn hell fun doesn’t exist

sad life

 

[szolliontaraelis]

youre such a loser lmao just drink nigga it wont kill you

 

[jaez799]

youre such a loser lmao just drink nigga it wont kill you

literally not scared of drinking at all scared of looking like a retard

 

[jtrigga]

Title. Never drank before in my life, been high but i’m positive the two aren’t the same. I’m throwing a party and inviting a bunch of mtbs and foids. Obviously nobody knows abt my looksmaxxing shit and how much of an autist i am.

Alcohol bloats you, looks mins you, and makes you say weird crazy shit, How do we combat this?

Social drinking is one of the most powerful tools, not just for slaying, but expanding your circle, making quality friends, and larping as NT. I've been drinking socially at least once a week for the past 3 years and my life is awesome due to it. Here's what you need to do: Assess tolerance. This is super important. Unless you are super close with whoever you are drinking with, or they plan to blackout and be retarded, you always need to make sure you never cross the thin line between low inhib + euphoria, and throwing up all over an LTB and calling her slurs. Take a night asap before the party to drink with a close friend, or on your own if you're a complete loser, and drink on an empty or moderately full stomach until you reach a point where you would consider yourself "fucking hammered" (lack of control over your behavior). Try to achieve this within an hour or two of when you start drinking. Remember how many drinks it took you to get to that point, and now you know how to avoid being a drunk retard. Next, unless you plan on drinking heavily 5 nights a week for the rest of your life, don't concern yourself too much with looksmin. Like I said I've been drinking for 3 years, 1-3 nights of heavy drinking a week, and my looks have only improved. Alcohol is a diuretic, so make sure you have electrolytes and drink a lot of water, but if not, you'll mog for a few hours the next day. I always look best with a hangover. Final tip: Don't be one of those fucking squids that acts like it's the biggest deal in the world when they drink, people notice. Act like it's normal for you, to an extent.

 

[MA9]

Title. Never drank before in my life, been high but i’m positive the two aren’t the same. I’m throwing a party and inviting a bunch of mtbs and foids. Obviously nobody knows abt my looksmaxxing shit and how much of an autist i am.

Alcohol bloats you, looks mins you, and makes you say weird crazy shit, How do we combat this?

bro i maid that mistake, i'm a fucking retard bonesmashing infront of them. fuck me after that shi but they were ltbs anyways so doesn't fucking matter.

 

[mango65]

Title. Never drank before in my life, been high but i’m positive the two aren’t the same. I’m throwing a party and inviting a bunch of mtbs and foids. Obviously nobody knows abt my looksmaxxing shit and how much of an autist i am.

Alcohol bloats you, looks mins you, and makes you say weird crazy shit, How do we combat this?

Bro just drink it only bloats you the day after so just debloat the next day and done (dont drink too much or you'll look like frank galagher