How to fake schizophrenia?

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Anyone know how to fake being schizo?
 
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I know how to be a legit schizophrenic, but sorry OP. You gotta lose the genetic lottery to gain this privilege. :ogre:
 
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Just act like badge96...that will be enough
 
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LMSMaxxer said:
I know how to be a legit schizophrenic, but sorry OP. You gotta lose the genetic lottery to gain this privilege. :ogre:
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Schizophrenia has an almost 80% approval rate for disability in the UK. I need this diagnosis. I hear about people who don't hallucinate who get diagnosed, so it can't be that hard surely.
 
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Fake psychosis
 
Why do you wanna fake schizophrenia tho?
 
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tents said:
Anyone know how to fake being schizo?
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Dont sleep for long hour and till you deluded and ur parents put you to a mental hospital
 
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tents said:
Schizophrenia has an almost 80% approval rate for disability in the UK. I need this diagnosis. I hear about people who don't hallucinate who get diagnosed, so it can't be that hard surely.
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You'll have an easier time faking autism for NEETbux tbh
 
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tents said:
Anyone know how to fake being schizo?
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There are loads of ways of becoming a schizo and the condition isn't fun. I recommend that you don't go down that path.

If you don't want to listen to my advice:
  • Continuously sleep deprive yourself. Sleep around 4 hours a day for a few years.
  • Smoke potent weed strains, like 5g a day.
  • Become a diabetic and subject yourself to chronic stress.
 
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tents said:
no need to fake that for me
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Wow, a fellow aspiecel! 😲 For men, it's a death sentence for dating. For women, it's a cute quirk. 😊 :feelsgood:
 
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you cant fake schizo, they often will do a brain scan to you and analyze some patterns
 
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Ask gpt to teach you to act schizophrenic during doctors evaluation
 
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I can ask my friend im pretty he has schizophrenia, he super crazy, so crazy that some people even deny that he is even real
 
tents said:
Schizophrenia has an almost 80% approval rate for disability in the UK. I need this diagnosis. I hear about people who don't hallucinate who get diagnosed, so it can't be that hard surely.
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Aren't you in your 20s? And you still don't have disabilitybux? Dumbass. Got it at 18 went through exams and everything sucks to suck bozo
 
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LMSMaxxer said:
I know how to be a legit schizophrenic, but sorry OP. You gotta lose the genetic lottery to gain this privilege. :ogre:
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i cant even fucking imagine how high this bitches standards must be... i dunno why. just her look, her face. seems like she has unreal standards
 
you are already cuz being org user
 
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Aren't you in your 20s? And you still don't have disabilitybux? Dumbass. Got it at 18 went through exams and everything sucks to suck bozo
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What exams? Kill yourself my life is 10x worse than yours
 
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Aren't you in your 20s? And you still don't have disabilitybux? Dumbass. Got it at 18 went through exams and everything sucks to suck bozo
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Also bro, here's a reality check, you're from the Netherlands you fucking cunt. You can just go into an office say you're depressed and get 1k, not like that in the UK becasue of conservatives :) Fucking nigger
 
tents said:
Schizophrenia has an almost 80% approval rate for disability in the UK. I need this diagnosis. I hear about people who don't hallucinate who get diagnosed, so it can't be that hard surely.
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my uncle had it and he was given medications which hindered his physical abilities. Don't fake it in the uk if they make you take meds for it.
 
tents said:
You can just go into an office say you're depressed and get 1k, not like that in the UK becasue of conservatives :) Fucking nigger
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LOL nigga, not true at all. You somehow failed while having it a million times better off than me. Here in the netherlands we have ''participatiewet'' (pariticipation law), which means that even people who are sick or have a handicap are forced into getting a job.

My disability check's conditions are that you must NEVER BE ABLE TO WORK AGAIN. Not just not be able to work now, NEVER WORK AGAIN. IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

You could be missing both arms and they won't give it to you if they think you're able to learn how to work with your legs at some point in the future.

How you failed is beyond me.
tents said:
What exams? Kill yourself my life is 10x worse than yours
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It's not even remotely worse. Not now, especially not my past. You'd kill yourself if you were me for a day, unironically.
 
What did you do OP, what are you in for Bhai.
 
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LOL nigga, not true at all. You somehow failed while having it a million times better off than me. Here in the netherlands we have ''participatiewet'' (pariticipation law), which means that even people who are sick or have a handicap are forced into getting a job.

My disability check's conditions are that you must NEVER BE ABLE TO WORK AGAIN. Not just not be able to work now, NEVER WORK AGAIN. IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

You could be missing both arms and they won't give it to you if they think you're able to learn how to work with your legs at some point in the future.

How you failed is beyond me.

It's not even remotely worse. Not now, especially not my past. You'd kill yourself if you were me for a day, unironically.
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I'm 24 in December, I think I pass the fact that "I can never work again."

You're from WELFARE HAVEN WELFARE HAVEN all the 30+ yearo ld NEETs on World of Warcraft private servers are from your country or Scandinavian ones. I have hand atrophy too, I don't know why you LARP with this victim complex. FUCK YOU

also dnrd
 
tents said:
I'm 24 in December, I think I pass the fact that "I can never work again."

You're from WELFARE HAVEN WELFARE HAVEN all the 30+ yearo ld NEETs on World of Warcraft private servers are from your country or Scandinavian ones. I have hand atrophy too, I don't know why you LARP with this victim complex. FUCK YOU

also dnrd
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You clearly read nigga, also CAGE if you think only being 23 means you can never work in the rest of your entire life

here even if they think you can work 20 years down the line you won't get it
 
RODEBLUR said:
You clearly read nigga, also CAGE if you think only being 23 means you can never work in the rest of your entire life

here even if they think you can work 20 years down the line you won't get it
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That's why I know so many dutch NEETs who play games 24/7 that are on disabilitybux in Netherlands LOOOOOOOOOL
 
tents said:
That's why I know so many dutch NEETs who play games 24/7 that are on disabilitybux in Netherlands LOOOOOOOOOL
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And there aren't any from UK? Confirmation bias.
 
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And there aren't any from UK? Confirmation bias.
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A lot less that's for sure

UK NEETs (if male) forced to rot in their mother's basement due to no disabilitybux best you can get is UC which is a pathetic £350/month
 
tents said:
A lot less that's for sure

UK NEETs (if male) forced to rot in their mother's basement due to no disabilitybux best you can get is UC which is a pathetic £350/month
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Lol, do you think people with disabilitybux here get to move out?
 
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Lol, do you think people with disabilitybux here get to move out?
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Quite a few from what I've heard, there's a dude on neets.net that has it and lives alone
 
tents said:
Quite a few from what I've heard, there's a dude on neets.net that has it and lives alone
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That site is a cesspool. Everyone there is an anime-watching loser. Got banned from it in 15 minutes no lie
 
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That site is a cesspool. Everyone there is an anime-watching loser. Got banned from it in 15 minutes no lie
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Some people have no other escape
 
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You clearly read nigga, also CAGE if you think only being 23 means you can never work in the rest of your entire life

here even if they think you can work 20 years down the line you won't get it
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What medical condition did you get it for?
 
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What medical condition did you get it for?
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He's just got autism and believes no one else can have it as bad as him, despite being from a welfare state where everyone can get 1k/month minimum NEETbux
 
why would you want to be on a watchlist
 
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