How to fix gf voice?

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

She is really nice but her voice is kind of grating, if she had a better voice I would like her more. It’s much too nasally and valley girl rn. I wish for her to sound normal, her current voice is grating to my ears. However, this does in no way imply that I have anything but admiration and respect for her. For she is the love of my life and I wish to spend the rest of my days with her.

 

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[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

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Ahhhh, how greatly I enjoy the sight of this name in my notifications. I am confident in the ability of this user to humor me in my times of greatest need. For you, my friend, my brother, I will cross the city states of divided Italy for.

 

[BrendioEEE]

This is a known voicemaxxing method that trannies, and bertha sounding girls use to sound more feminine.

You'll need around 5 pennies or copper coins, and a straw, put these aside.

Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda.

Now the first important ingredient, should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies: Amonia (any brand). Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full.

The last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill on your clothes), fill the rest of the jar up.

Now drop the pennies into the bottom, and tell her to quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies, she'll think it's a game, tell her something along the lines of, "hey babe, I found this really cool way to make crystals online".

Results should happen within 30 seconds, not even kidding, of course tell her to do it multiple times a day for better results of course, tell her it takes a long time for the crystals to grow, and they look super cool. Good luck man.

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

This is a known voicemaxxing method that trannies, and bertha sounding girls use to sound more feminine.

You'll need around 5 pennies or copper coins, and a straw, put these aside.

Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda.

Now the first important ingredient, should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies: Amonia (any brand). Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full.

The last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill on your clothes), fill the rest of the jar up.

Now drop the pennies into the bottom, and tell her to quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies, she'll think it's a game, tell her something along the lines of, "hey babe, I found this really cool way to make crystals online".

Results should happen within 30 seconds, not even kidding, of course tell her to do it multiple times a day for better results of course, tell her it takes a long time for the crystals to grow, and they look super cool. Good luck man.

This is why she made a cuckold out of you.

 

[BrendioEEE]

This is why she made a cuckold out of you.

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[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

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Keep scrolling through your ever-increasing folders of niche brainlet memes to fill the void left by years of social neglect.

 

[BrendioEEE]

Keep scrolling through your ever-increasing folders of niche brainlet memes to fill the void left by years of social neglect.

>Keep scrolling through your ever-increasing folders of niche brainlet memes to fill the void left by years of social neglect.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Replace her with sex doll

 

[Ritalincel]

>Keep scrolling through your ever-increasing folders of niche brainlet memes to fill the void left by years of social neglect.
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[BrendioEEE]

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

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Ritty I fucking love you

 

[BrendioEEE]

 

[Ritalincel]

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