How to fraud for date

[idkjusthelp]

I landed a date with some bottom of the barrel foid. Thing is I have a shit hairline. Like my corners are so pushed back. I have a buzz cut and I’ve tried using mascara and eyebrow pencil to cover that shit up but they look like shit. Any product recommendations on how I can cover up my fucked cornes. Also would starve maxxing and a gallon of water a day actually help me debloat?

 

[kbj]

minoxidil

 

[ZygolessBum]

I landed a date with some bottom of the barrel foid. Thing is I have a shit hairline. Like my corners are so pushed back. I have a buzz cut and I’ve tried using mascara and eyebrow pencil to cover that shit up but they look like shit. Any product recommendations on how I can cover up my fucked cornes. Also would starve maxxing and a gallon of water a day actually help me debloat?

literally why would you get a buzz cut, nothing is gonna change in a day, js fix up ur eyebrows skin and outfit, nothing u can do

 

[ZygolessBum]

minoxidil

he said in a day, minox wont do shit for him

 

[ZygolessBum]

he said in a day, minox wont do shit for him

fuck im gonna admit im wrong and i didnt read that shi yea minox will help

 

[idkjusthelp]

he said in a day, minox wont do shit for him

It’s actually in 5 days so I got some time

 

[ZygolessBum]

It’s actually in 5 days so I got some time

nvm i take it back minox still wont work in 5 days legit the only thing you can do is debloat

 

[idkjusthelp]

literally why would you get a buzz cut, nothing is gonna change in a day, js fix up ur eyebrows skin and outfit, nothing u can do

Retarded barber fucked my shit up so I had to go bald

 

[Infernoo]

I landed a date with some bottom of the barrel foid. Thing is I have a shit hairline. Like my corners are so pushed back. I have a buzz cut and I’ve tried using mascara and eyebrow pencil to cover that shit up but they look like shit. Any product recommendations on how I can cover up my fucked cornes. Also would starve maxxing and a gallon of water a day actually help me debloat?

Just buy a black spray atp

 

[xcellerations]

wear a hat bro why the fuck isnt anyone saying this? if she asks just tell the truth, ur barber fucked u up. make up some bullshit lie about how your hair used to be really nice, or say it was a dare from one of ur bros

 

[ZygolessBum]

Retarded barber fucked my shit up so I had to go bald

if she said yes to the date when you had hair its over ngl

 

[ZygolessBum]

wear a hat bro why the fuck isnt anyone saying this? if she asks just tell the truth, ur barber fucked u up. make up some bullshit lie about how your hair used to be really nice, or say it was a dare from one of ur bros

nah fuck no dont say its a dare hes gonna be seen as immature just come clean i got a shit cut and i wanted to look good for you

 

[idkjusthelp]

nah fuck no dont say its a dare hes gonna be seen as immature just come clean i got a shit cut and i wanted to look good for you

Thank you Zygoless Bum

 

[MTNofTheHill]

I landed a date with some bottom of the barrel foid. Thing is I have a shit hairline. Like my corners are so pushed back. I have a buzz cut and I’ve tried using mascara and eyebrow pencil to cover that shit up but they look like shit. Any product recommendations on how I can cover up my fucked cornes. Also would starve maxxing and a gallon of water a day actually help me debloat?

Buy a wig. Don’t starvemax. With these time constraints it won’t do anything to help. Do cut down on water and increase soluble potassium. But get a wig that you are comfortable wearing until you start minox and your corners come back.

 

[nothingtosay]

I landed a date with some bottom of the barrel foid. Thing is I have a shit hairline. Like my corners are so pushed back. I have a buzz cut and I’ve tried using mascara and eyebrow pencil to cover that shit up but they look like shit. Any product recommendations on how I can cover up my fucked cornes. Also would starve maxxing and a gallon of water a day actually help me debloat?

concealer + height lift + curl eyelashes + black spray + pen for eyebrows + face lift tape + bb cream + shoulders pads

 

[MTNofTheHill]

Buy a wig. Don’t starvemax. With these time constraints it won’t do anything to help. Do cut down on water and increase soluble potassium. But get a wig that you are comfortable wearing until you start minox and your corners come back.

I am a grey tho so don’t take my opinions to heart over others.

 

[jeremyy]

I landed a date with some bottom of the barrel foid. Thing is I have a shit hairline. Like my corners are so pushed back. I have a buzz cut and I’ve tried using mascara and eyebrow pencil to cover that shit up but they look like shit. Any product recommendations on how I can cover up my fucked cornes. Also would starve maxxing and a gallon of water a day actually help me debloat?

Contour.

 

[$AINT]

I landed a date with some bottom of the barrel foid. Thing is I have a shit hairline. Like my corners are so pushed back. I have a buzz cut and I’ve tried using mascara and eyebrow pencil to cover that shit up but they look like shit. Any product recommendations on how I can cover up my fucked cornes. Also would starve maxxing and a gallon of water a day actually help me debloat?

wear a fucking cap bud

 

[$AINT]

to debloat have no sodium and drink loads of water

 

[D69mo]

I landed a date with some bottom of the barrel foid. Thing is I have a shit hairline. Like my corners are so pushed back. I have a buzz cut and I’ve tried using mascara and eyebrow pencil to cover that shit up but they look like shit. Any product recommendations on how I can cover up my fucked cornes. Also would starve maxxing and a gallon of water a day actually help me debloat?

jesus