How to fraud the amount of dishes that need to be done in your household(Full comprehensive guide)

[WonkyChin186]

1.
Use larger objects to make smaller ones invisible

You use a large pan for example and hide things inside of it

2.
Keep everything that's visible relatively clean

What am I mean by this, if a pan has loads of shit inside of it quickly rinse it out to remove alot, or if a plate has a fuck ton of ketchup on it, then wipe it off to make it visually look cleaner and easier to do (the actual workload is barely different)

3.
Keep everything bunched together and close

This technique is very common among starvemaxxers or children to get out of eating man-made vegetables by making it seem as if you've eaten more than you have
Pretty self explanatory

This pile of dishes used to take up the entire sink and the whole bench around it and would've spiked my mums cortisol

Now when she sees piles like this she WRONGLY mistakes me as being organized and tidy

When really I'm using psychological warfare to get her to shut the fuck up

I hope you found this guide helpful

 

[Whatsamaxilla__]

1.
Use larger objects to make smaller ones invisible

You use a large pan for example and hide things inside of it

View attachment 4575742
2.
Keep everything that's visible relatively clean

What am I mean by this, if a pan has loads of shit inside of it quickly rinse it out to remove alot, or if a plate has a fuck ton of ketchup on it, then wipe it off to make it visually look cleaner and easier to do (the actual workload is barely different)

3.
Keep everything bunched together and close

This technique is very common among starvemaxxers or children to get out of eating man-made vegetables by making it seem as if you've eaten more than you have
Pretty self explanatory
View attachment 4575752
This pile of dishes used to take up the entire sink and the whole bench around it and would've spiked my mums cortisol

Now when she sees piles like this she WRONGLY mistakes me as being organized and tidy

When really I'm using psychological warfare to get her to shut the fuck up

I hope you found this guide helpful

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[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

Botb worthy

 

[NorwoodAscender]

BOTB

 

[Deleted member 254297]

botb worthy, would never even think of doing dishes this way. you've opened my eyes in a way no one ever has before

 

[Pharmascension]

bro...

 

[Deleted member 317777]

did fucking read

 

[justheretohelppl]

LMAAAO

 

[primal141]

1.
Use larger objects to make smaller ones invisible

You use a large pan for example and hide things inside of it

View attachment 4575742
2.
Keep everything that's visible relatively clean

What am I mean by this, if a pan has loads of shit inside of it quickly rinse it out to remove alot, or if a plate has a fuck ton of ketchup on it, then wipe it off to make it visually look cleaner and easier to do (the actual workload is barely different)

3.
Keep everything bunched together and close

This technique is very common among starvemaxxers or children to get out of eating man-made vegetables by making it seem as if you've eaten more than you have
Pretty self explanatory
View attachment 4575752
This pile of dishes used to take up the entire sink and the whole bench around it and would've spiked my mums cortisol

Now when she sees piles like this she WRONGLY mistakes me as being organized and tidy

When really I'm using psychological warfare to get her to shut the fuck up

I hope you found this guide helpful

only guide on org. ive used so far

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Botb

 

[Joystick_Jiggy]

Mirin the hard work true Chad frauds dishes only foids do them

 

[chudlet123]

niggas put anything on here

 

[WonkyChin186]

niggas put anything on here

?

 

[Egg]

1.
Use larger objects to make smaller ones invisible

You use a large pan for example and hide things inside of it

View attachment 4575742
2.
Keep everything that's visible relatively clean

What am I mean by this, if a pan has loads of shit inside of it quickly rinse it out to remove alot, or if a plate has a fuck ton of ketchup on it, then wipe it off to make it visually look cleaner and easier to do (the actual workload is barely different)

3.
Keep everything bunched together and close

This technique is very common among starvemaxxers or children to get out of eating man-made vegetables by making it seem as if you've eaten more than you have
Pretty self explanatory
View attachment 4575752
This pile of dishes used to take up the entire sink and the whole bench around it and would've spiked my mums cortisol

Now when she sees piles like this she WRONGLY mistakes me as being organized and tidy

When really I'm using psychological warfare to get her to shut the fuck up

I hope you found this guide helpful

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[WonkyChin186]

1.
Use larger objects to make smaller ones invisible

You use a large pan for example and hide things inside of it

View attachment 4575742
2.
Keep everything that's visible relatively clean

What am I mean by this, if a pan has loads of shit inside of it quickly rinse it out to remove alot, or if a plate has a fuck ton of ketchup on it, then wipe it off to make it visually look cleaner and easier to do (the actual workload is barely different)

3.
Keep everything bunched together and close

This technique is very common among starvemaxxers or children to get out of eating man-made vegetables by making it seem as if you've eaten more than you have
Pretty self explanatory
View attachment 4575752
This pile of dishes used to take up the entire sink and the whole bench around it and would've spiked my mums cortisol

Now when she sees piles like this she WRONGLY mistakes me as being organized and tidy

When really I'm using psychological warfare to get her to shut the fuck up

I hope you found this guide helpful

@androgenic

 

[atlantidmogger]

Or just fucking clean the dishes?

 

[WonkyChin186]

Or just fucking clean the dishes?