How to Gain Hygiene Motivation? (Serious Replies Only)

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I struggle with willpower and fail to maintain good hygiene. I infrequently shower, and I seldom brush my teeth. I never used deodorant in my life.

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My ass stinks like poo. My breath stinks like ass. My feet stink like sewage. My dick stinks like piss.
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My crush likes me. If I don’t step up my hygiene game, I’ll ironically be incel because I didn’t take enough showers. As funny as it sounds, it won’t be funny if she’s disgusted by me and doesn’t want to interact with me anymore.

How to gain hygiene motivation? Preferably long-term strategies.
 
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If having a girl interested in you isn't motivation then idk
 
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You gotta engage in "dirty" activities right before doing stuff like taking a shower. It could even be as simple as working out or going to take a shit. For me, getting that sticky perspiration on my skin and the shitty shit flakes in my ass makes me more inclined to take a shower right thereafter.
 
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i gain motivation to keep up hygiene only when i beat one concurring goal
like fasting at least 1 full day a week
then it like a small reset on my life that i can start over again
 
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i gain motivation to keep up hygiene only when i beat one concurring goal
like fasting at least 1 full day a week
then it like a small reset on my life that i can start over again

What should I do if I fail all my goals?
 
What should I do if I fail all my goals?
yeh that's the bad part usally i get way worse and do way more nasty things when i fail
so then i have to start with smaller goals to try and give me another reset
you needa find out what makes you feel like giving it another try
probably just find a motivational video you like
 
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@Zer0/∞ advice please
 
yeh that's the bad part usally i get way worse and do way more nasty things when i fail
so then i have to start with smaller goals to try and give me another reset
you needa find out what makes you feel like giving it another try
probably just find a motivational video you like
I think above all, @thecel should just start experimenting with finding the best long-term solution for himself. By doing that, he'll automatically build a drive to establish and maintain good hygiene in the short-term.
 
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motivational video

Is it a good idea to automatically generate motivational videos for YouTube passive income?

Just need to combine audio clips from inspirational speeches with video of people lifting in the gym, running, and looking out at sunsets on top of mountains.
 
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I think above all, @thecel should just start experimenting with finding the best long-term solution for himself. By doing that, he'll automatically build a drive to establish and maintain good hygiene in the short-term.
in theory yes, but i know he is just like me
and longterm goals would not carry enough weight in his mind
and will not really be taken too seriously
he needs to go short term
 
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Is it a good idea to automatically generate motivational videos for YouTube passive income?

Just need to combine audio clips from inspirational speeches with video of people lifting in the gym, running, and looking out at sunsets on top of mountains.
that's a good idea i should try it out
but i always feel so weak when i have to continuously watch motivation videos
or try to motivate myself
i always feel like i should be able to self motivate myself
but i usaually fail 90% of the time
 
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The idea of being a stinky ass nigga repulses me. I can cope with being ugly, but I will never be a stinky incel
 
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It’s over for filthcels.
 
tell yourself that you'll only shower for a minute, or that youll only brush your teeth for 15 seconds everyday. you'll end up actually brushing your teeth and showering bc you already started it.
 
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tell yourself that you'll only shower for a minute, or that youll only brush your teeth for 15 seconds everyday. you'll end up actually brushing your teeth and showering bc you already started it.

Common cope advice. I don’t do that because I know that I’ll shower for longer than a minute and brush my teeth for longer than 15 seconds, and I don’t want to shower or brush my teeth at all. Normies keep on giving this “just start bro” advice, but it doesn’t work for people who fucking hate doing these tasks and would rather not start them.
 
Common cope advice. I don’t do that because I know that I’ll shower for longer than a minute and brush my teeth for longer than 15 seconds, and I don’t want to shower or brush my teeth at all. Normies keep on giving this “just start bro” advice, but it doesn’t work for people who fucking hate doing these tasks and would rather not start them.
dont go on this forum until you brush your teeth and shower
 
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Be like me and just don't smell. I've never used deodorant in my life either yet i never smell.
 
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Be like me and just don't smell. I've never used deodorant in my life either yet i never smell.

I didn’t smell either until I stopped showering regularly.
 
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if you dont keep your hygiene then theyre going to put you in a cage 🤡
 
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if you dont keep your hygiene then theyre going to put you in a cage 🤡

Only person who is Caged is me at your reply.
 
if you dont do it, it will get worse
 
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hygienemaxx
 
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i smell like doghist and i dont care because even with good hygiene i didnt get laid
 
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I struggle with willpower and fail to maintain good hygiene. I infrequently shower, and I seldom brush my teeth. I never used deodorant in my life.

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My crush likes me. If I don’t step up my hygiene game, I’ll ironically be incel because I didn’t take enough showers. As funny as it sounds, it won’t be funny if she’s disgusted by me and doesn’t want to interact with me anymore.

How to gain hygiene motivation? Preferably long-term strategies.
I take a bath once a week and I brush my teeth everyday. Seems to be working out.
 
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u except ur not white
 
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Wash yo ass nigga
 
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I struggle with willpower and fail to maintain good hygiene. I infrequently shower, and I seldom brush my teeth. I never used deodorant in my life.

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My crush likes me. If I don’t step up my hygiene game, I’ll ironically be incel because I didn’t take enough showers. As funny as it sounds, it won’t be funny if she’s disgusted by me and doesn’t want to interact with me anymore.

How to gain hygiene motivation? Preferably long-term strategies.

Why do we clean ourselves? Why is the color brown considered the ugliest color?
 
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Why do we clean ourselves? Why is the color brown considered the ugliest color?

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shit forum
 
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I don’t remember when is the last time I showered
 
guys i still need help with this
 

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