How to get a Job in the UK

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its impossible
 
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just be jewish
 
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Sell weed
every person who is affiliated with stuff like that around me all have gibberish accents, wear those shitty tech bin bag outfits, have that classic hardlad stance when walking or posting up (ukcels know) etc

its not like US where the plug is chief keef chill nigga
 
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every person who is affiliated with stuff like that around me all have gibberish accents, wear those shitty tech bin bag outfits, have that classic hardlad stance when walking or posting up (ukcels know) etc

its not like US where the plug is chief keef chill nigga
Atleast u make alot,maybe u can just like be a watch out idk they get paid alot in france idk bout uk tho
 
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do you have a degree/experience?
 
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Like a part time one? Honestly bro I got my first one by just going into a pub and asking and they gave me one the next day just collecting glasses. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure they're in the process of making me redundant now that peak times (summer) is over (They hired a new bar staff and this week they sent me home early on the 2 shifts I worked (Conveniently the new barstaff is 6'5 gymmaxxed MTN :feelswhy:))

But yeah if you have time just spam in person applications while checking local fb groups etc for jobs available. I hate to say it but I'd dedicate a day to it I spent 5 hours straight on going into places and asking repeatedly without a break and got lucky with that one pub.

Sorry about the paragraph btw isolation is making me desperate for interaction
 
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Pretend to be a Muslim with broken English.
 
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Like a part time one? Honestly bro I got my first one by just going into a pub and asking and they gave me one the next day just collecting glasses. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure they're in the process of making me redundant now that peak times (summer) is over (They hired a new bar staff and this week they sent me home early on the 2 shifts I worked (Conveniently the new barstaff is 6'5 gymmaxxed MTN :feelswhy:))
They didn't ask for a CV?
But yeah if you have time just spam in person applications while checking local fb groups etc for jobs available. I hate to say it but I'd dedicate a day to it I spent 5 hours straight on going into places and asking repeatedly without a break and got lucky with that one pub.
And is bar work high cortisol? I feel like it would be
 
They didn't ask for a CV?

And is bar work high cortisol? I feel like it would be
No thankfully not, I realised on my cv I was committing fraud by putting my 2nd phone number down as a reference to somewhere I 'worked at' before.

Also I don't work behind the bar thankfully just collect and clean glasses then put them away. As for high cortisol though it probably depends on how you handle being under pressure, since it's mainly oldcels there for me personally I'd say there's very little. If you're only working part time though and not in a position where they depend on you even if there is a risk of a cortisol spike it's fine, I'm the youngest there so I don't really have to care what the staff think of me which helps a lot.
 
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in ireland this shit is a fuckign nightmare, cant get a job
The entirety of the Isles are cooked I see, way too many people in such a small place lowkey, though like 90% of it is literally agricultural land
 
just fraud. find a store that closed in your city within the past 2/3 years and claim you worked there. only way you can land a job nowadays is with nepotism like someone u know gets you one, or u already have a stacked retail cv. just lie and add some random volunteering etc and you should land at least 1 if you apply for 20
 
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The entirety of the Isles are cooked I see, way too many people in such a small place lowkey, though like 90% of it is literally agricultural land
ong, nepotism is the only way to get a job, no vacancies listed anywhere meanwhile mfs in my school are getting jobs because their family knows a guy and they get hired on the spot
 
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ong, nepotism is the only way to get a job, no vacancies listed anywhere meanwhile mfs in my school are getting jobs because their family knows a guy and they get hired on the spot
literally everyone ik
 
ong, nepotism is the only way to get a job, no vacancies listed anywhere meanwhile mfs in my school are getting jobs because their family knows a guy and they get hired on the spot
so fucking unfair. Who you know matters more than what you know in this world
 
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1. Leave and go to your homecountry.
 
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Not impossible
Impossible to get a job that’s attractive
 
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Like a part time one? Honestly bro I got my first one by just going into a pub and asking and they gave me one the next day just collecting glasses. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure they're in the process of making me redundant now that peak times (summer) is over (They hired a new bar staff and this week they sent me home early on the 2 shifts I worked (Conveniently the new barstaff is 6'5 gymmaxxed MTN :feelswhy:))

But yeah if you have time just spam in person applications while checking local fb groups etc for jobs available. I hate to say it but I'd dedicate a day to it I spent 5 hours straight on going into places and asking repeatedly without a break and got lucky with that one pub.

Sorry about the paragraph btw isolation is making me desperate for interaction
this sounds like a good idea if you don't have experience or a degree
 
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this sounds like a good idea if you don't have experience or a degree
If you're grown though warehouse would be a better option as the pay is significantly better and since you're performing the same basic task there's a low risk of cortisol spikes. You have to be careful of the shifts you do I know older people and they're constantly doing overnight shift and it's evident (skin deterioration, weight gain etc) I'd get one part time doing day shifts but they don't hire part timers if they're still in education I don't think
 
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dont, unless u want money 4 peptides and insoles
 
If you're grown though warehouse would be a better option as the pay is significantly better and since you're performing the same basic task there's a low risk of cortisol spikes. You have to be careful of the shifts you do I know older people and they're constantly doing overnight shift and it's evident (skin deterioration, weight gain etc) I'd get one part time doing day shifts but they don't hire part timers if they're still in education I don't think
yea, overnight shifts are associated with all kinds of negative effects on health. id never do them personally
 
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If you're grown though warehouse would be a better option as the pay is significantly better and since you're performing the same basic task there's a low risk of cortisol spikes. You have to be careful of the shifts you do I know older people and they're constantly doing overnight shift and it's evident (skin deterioration, weight gain etc) I'd get one part time doing day shifts but they don't hire part timers if they're still in education I don't think
How do I find warehouse jobs
 

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