How to get sick easily?

[Waffe]

I don't want to go to school tomorrow and my parents are strict, any methods?

 

[sebasubhuman]

I don't want to go to school tomorrow and my parents are strict, any methods?

open the window and if its cold outside just stay in front of it without a shirt.

 

[KronionTheGreat]

Shove something down your throat like a toothbrush or your fingers (no homo)

 

[Basin]

I don't want to go to school tomorrow and my parents are strict, any methods?

go into public transport , touch as many things as possible, when youre home lick your hands, youre welcome.

 

[Waffe]

open the window and if its cold outside just stay in front of it without a shirt.

I already tried this before but it didn't work, will try today tho fs

 

[hyporoxin]

eat laxatives and shit yourself

 

[Deleted member 356098]

eat some expired food or smth but i dont recommend it

 

[Final Fantasy]

Lick a toilet seat or eat shit

 

[Waffe]

Lick a toilet seat or eat shit

fuck no nigga

 

[Deleted member 360941]

this isn't r/teenagers dude

 

[Waffe]

this isn't r/teenagers dude

ye it's off topic where you can ask wtv

 

[SkiSquadJPG]

I already tried this before but it didn't work, will try today tho fs

true aryan doesnt freeze

 

[Waffe]

true aryan doesnt freeze

real shit

 

[dogedogedoge]

u jus have to weaken ur immune system, i know from experience that if u dont eat u get weak and always get sick

this isnt worth it btw

 

[Throw_Away]

I don't want to go to school tomorrow and my parents are strict, any methods?

Just fake being sick, say you have a huge migraine/throat hurts, parents cant check throataches for shit, they just look and see if its red (its always red). These are the easiest to fake, but if you need some REAL illnesses cuz ur parents are from chinatown or something, you could just break half your limbs

 

[Waffe]

u jus have to weaken ur immune system, i know from experience that if u dont eat u get weak and always get sick

I've eaten like a pig today so idk

 

[normanx]

I don't want to go to school tomorrow and my parents are strict, any methods?

unpatchable method get ready:

wake up (and do these steps without being seen)

almost boil water and put it into a plastic bottle

get a towel over ur forehead and place that shit on ur head for 5-10 min

text ur mom ur feeling roough this morning and to come check

hide the shi and she'll feel ur forehead and will not send u to school unless she hates u

(bonus points if u roughen up the bed and add tissues w toothpaste like u were sick)

 

[Waffe]

Just fake being sick, say you have a huge migraine/throat hurts, parents cant check throataches for shit, they just look and see if its red (its always red). These are the easiest to fake, but if you need some REAL illnesses cuz ur parents are from chinatown or something, you could just break half your limbs

They don't believe me for shit unless i have a fever which is twice a year occasion

 

[Waffe]

unpatchable method get ready:

wake up (and do these steps without being seen)

almost boil water and put it into a plastic bottle

get a towel over ur forehead and place that shit on ur head for 5-10 min

text ur mom ur feeling roough this morning and to come check

hide the shi and she'll feel ur forehead and will not send u to school unless she hates u

(bonus points if u roughen up the bed and add tissues w toothpaste like u were sick)

Thx bro

 

[normanx]

Thx bro

even more bonus if u chil on dinner the night before and act tired, if u do allat guaranteed free day tmrw, good luck gng

 

[bimatoprostal]

Take a cold shower before you go to sleep, then go to bed with wet hair, an open window, and wear wet socks.

 

[byeverysecond]

I already tried this before but it didn't work, will try today tho fs

you are disgusting

 

[Waffe]

you are disgusting

tf is wrong with you nigga

 

[Selbstmord]

you dont need to get sick just fake it

 

[Waffe]

you dont need to get sick just fake it

and my parents are strict

 

[SoundnVision]

Fuck a 10 dollar hooker

 

[byeverysecond]

tf is wrong with you nigga

tf is wrong with me? ask yourself dumb fucking retard

 

[Outlander]

Just pretend to be sick. No way you'd actually purposely make yourself sick

 

[Waffe]

tf is wrong with me? ask yourself dumb fucking retard

noname fag piss off

 

[byeverysecond]

noname fag piss off

ah yes ur such a big name here

 

[5_4]

lil buddy is still in school

 

[Selbstmord]

Dont sleep, eat like shit, drink nothing, neglect your hygiene, and let yourself freeze

 

[Waffe]

ah yes ur such a big name here

nih has bojack as his avi kys

 

[Waffe]

lil buddy is still in school

ye bro

 

[byeverysecond]

nih has bojack as his avi kys

 

[Outlander]

lil buddy is still in school

Kids.org lol

 

[ihateevb]

I don't want to go to school tomorrow and my parents are strict, any methods?

Eat chalk