How to hide a body

[Deleted member 7806]

Get a waterproof sleeping bag and bury the person head first feet up. Pull out the teeth, clip off the finger tips and toes and put them in a 2lt bottle of coke and stick it at the bottom with the head. As the body decomposes the liquids of delicious human goo will condense at the bottom of the bag(in the head, making facial recognition impossible without computer reconstruction) and the coke will degrade the finger tips/toes and teeth making identity by finger prints and dental records impossible.

After a while the bottle of coke will explode from pressure built up by the fluids from the body parts and further degrade the body because of liquidation, even the bones will eventually get warped because of the coke.

Nothing will leak out because you're using a waterproof sleeping bag and after a few weeks of decomp the entire body will be a gooey pile of human goo at the bottom of a small sleeping bag and as this all happens the dirt will slowly sink making the hole look natural because it will remove any marks that it was dug.

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

@IwantToLooksMaxx

 

[Petsmart]

As you can see here, the looksmax basement dweller outsmarts 900 years worth of Criminal Forensic Investigative knowledge with one trick, coke and a waterproof bodybag

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Homicide detectives HATE him! Find out how this man gets away with murder just with a few things from the local store!

 

[Patrick Baitman]

Now PoPos cant fuh wit me

 

[.*my*.]

@IwantToLooksMaxx

Great guide

 

[gamma]

 

[Deleted member 11414]

some niggas post here like they live in a lawless country

 

[.*my*.]

Homicide detectives HATE him! Find out how this man gets away with murder just with a few things from the local store!

I have a better way. Do the mentioned above but leave the subject in the car and dump the car in a lake. Make sure the car is full of cinder blocks. Too bad that you’d have to buy another car but hey, at least you got away with it.

 

[.*my*.]

some niggas post here like they live in a lawless country

There’s nothing illegal about what he just wrote

 

[Albeacho]

Pull out the teeth, clip off the finger tips and toes

Sounds like too much work, better to just light the body on fire in the middle of a desert or jungle.

 

[Deleted member 11414]

There’s nothing illegal about what he just wrote

ok fair point but it still doesn't look good if op where to be arrested and they wanted to search his devices

 

[.*my*.]

ok fair point but it still doesn't look good if op where to be arrested and they wanted to search his devices

I mean if he got arrested they already got shit on him. And this post is not evidence of anything.

 

[Albeacho]

I have a better way. Do the mentioned above but leave the subject in the car and dump the car in a lake. Make sure the car is full of cinder blocks. Too bad that you’d have to buy another car but hey, at least you got away with it.

There are better methods. Why would you waste a car for disposing a body?

 

[.*my*.]

There are better methods. Why would you waste a car for disposing a body?

Because it’s full of evidence anyway, genius. 90% of abductions involve cars.

 

[Albeacho]

@alican99 can you make a how to kidnap guide next?

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

ok fair point but it still doesn't look good if op where to be arrested and they wanted to search his devices

Nah he will be fine the (in minecraft) makes everything inadmissible in court

 

[warpsociety]

Get a waterproof sleeping bag and bury the person head first feet up. Pull out the teeth, clip off the finger tips and toes and put them in a 2lt bottle of coke and stick it at the bottom with the head. As the body decomposes the liquids of delicious human goo will condense at the bottom of the bag(in the head, making facial recognition impossible without computer reconstruction) and the coke will degrade the finger tips/toes and teeth making identity by finger prints and dental records impossible.

After a while the bottle of coke will explode from pressure built up by the fluids from the body parts and further degrade the body because of liquidation, even the bones will eventually get warped because of the coke.

Nothing will leak out because you're using a waterproof sleeping bag and after a few weeks of decomp the entire body will be a gooey pile of human goo at the bottom of a small sleeping bag and as this all happens the dirt will slowly sink making the hole look natural because it will remove any marks that it was dug.

Good idea but waste of precious coca cola