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I'm planning on stealing a few supplements and shit to help me looksmaxx.

Times are rough so I think we can all benefit from discussing good ways to shoplift.

Me peronsally, I just stuff shit in my pants and walk out. Hence why I'm asking you cuties for any knowledge and maybe we can all learn from eachother. 🥰
 
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And remember it's not stealing if it's from a big jewish retailer like Walmart 🙀
 
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Dont hesitate, and dont worry about cameras, conceal in pants, dont walk back in forth between aisles, confidence is key
 
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OK ok I want to know this
 
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do you know how i should attempt to shoplift cigarettes? i want to cigarettemaxx but i’m only 15 jfl
 
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if it fits then go crazy
 
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Dont hesitate, and dont worry about cameras, conceal in pants, dont walk back in forth between aisles, confidence is key
Indeed son. I just stuff shit in my pants and keep pushing it. Don't look around too much
 
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do you know how i should attempt to shoplift cigarettes? i want to cigarettemaxx but i’m only 15 jfl
just steal them and run away tbh thats what i used to do JFL
 
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If you don't want to get caught, instead scam simps for their money and use that to buy supplements, it's less risky. Shoplifting is difficult, they have anti theft stuff on everything nowadays.
 
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do you know how i should attempt to shoplift cigarettes? i want to cigarettemaxx but i’m only 15 jfl
I don't know about stealing cigarette's. That shit is nasty just buy a stig from a dealer or smoke shop
 
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some items have an alarm so u need to put it in foil paper

best is to have a jacket with pockets coated with foil paper
 
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just steal them and run away tbh thats what i used to do JFL

do you live in greece? because in canada where i live they’re usually located near the cashier’s counter
 
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I don't know about stealing cigarette's. That shit is nasty just buy a stig from a dealer or smoke shop

do i need an id for that shit
 
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Indeed son. I just stuff shit in my pants and keep pushing it. Don't look around too much
I have never paid anything from a small store, do it a few times and u will get used to it
 
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do you live in greece? because in canada where i live they’re usually located near the cashier’s counter
jfl i usually stole cigs when i was far away from home alright so basically i went up to the cashier grab the cigs then run fast as fuck jfl i was stupid as fuck as a 11 y/o jfl it worked tho
 
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some items have an alarm so u need to put it in foil paper

best is to have a jacket with pockets coated with foil paper
Not gonna lie I've never had to worry about alarms some how. The one's by the front of the store?
 
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stfu you abused fag, changing your avi to delon after you shit on him for so long jfl
 
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Be white and look like a square tbh
 
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Nigger maxxing
 
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tagging the forum gangster and my dog
 
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Don't even talk to me lol you're a 15 year old kid talking shit to me on this forum

I thank Gandy everyday I didn't find this site when I was this young, it's so over for your mental health lol

jfl if you even think i’m affected by the comments of a 20 year old autistic incel
 
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Don't even talk to me lol you're a 15 year old kid talking shit to me on this forum

I thank Gandy everyday I didn't find this site when I was this young, it's so over for your mental health lol
I met Alain Delon in person, he knows my mom and I know his son.
 
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do you know how i should attempt to shoplift cigarettes? i want to cigarettemaxx but i’m only 15 jfl
Arent they Always behind the cashier?
 
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some items have an alarm so u need to put it in foil paper

best is to have a jacket with pockets coated with foil paper
They can detect foil now in some stores atleast I think
 
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Yeah, me and Alain Delon's son went to the same school, I am not facebook friends with him because I didn't think about adding him back then, but over 100 of my facebook friends are friends with him. That should tell you something about me. (I have only around 500 facebook friends by the way, around 200-250 of them are from that school, and the rest are from my other schools).
 
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Yeah, me and Alain Delon's son went to the same school, I am not facebook friends with him because I didn't think about adding him back then, but over 100 of my facebook friends are friends with him. That should tell you something about me.

damn so you met alain? how was he like irl jfl
 
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damn so you met alain? how was he like irl jfl
I don't know, it was a long time ago, back in around 2011-2012 so I was only 12-13 years old, and his son is 4 years older than me so we weren't in the same class, but my mom was his teacher. If I say too much about that school though I risk doxxing myself.
 
do you know how i should attempt to shoplift cigarettes? i want to cigarettemaxx but i’m only 15 jfl
i don't think u can, cigarettes are put behind the counter in most shops to avoid youngcels like you stealing them
 
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I don't know, it was a long time ago, back in around 2011-2012 so I was only 12-13 years old, and his son is 4 years older than me so we weren't in the same class, but my mom was his teacher. If I say too much about that school though I risk doxxing myself.

did you talk with his son
 
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If you buy something it will be less suspicious and they wont check the cameras 90% chance, shoplift and buy and dont wear some big ass fucking jackets that someone can easy tell
 
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did you talk with his son
Yeah of course but it was a long time ago, our school did a lot of events, and we met during the skiing competitions in the swiss alps, maybe we had met earlier but I don't really remember a lot from that time since it was nearly 10 years ago but since that school is very famous, I am sure he would remember me and my mom if he was asked about it. Most of the people there remember me also because there weren't many kids who were the son of a teacher since it is a school for rich people. It was free for me and my siblings because my mom was a teacher there.

But we left because I had a lot of problems at that school, the people in my class bullied me a lot and I didn't have any real friends except for the weirdest guy in my class because I was an outcast and an easy target because I didn't defend myself because my parents taught me to be a pacifist, to run from my problems instead of attacking them directly. In my last 2 years, some of the people who used to bully me in the beginning treated me better than before, and I was friends with some of the girls in my class.

My main problem at that age and even after that is that I was too shy, if I had been less shy, less insecure and if I had been taught how to defend myself instead of being a weak target, I could have had the strength to stay at that school. The main reason why we left is because the situation had been terrible for 4 years for me, but there were still a few good things, we did skiing every winter in the afternoon in almost every day of the week in the swiss alps, and we had lots of fun events and parties organized by the school, I got to learn to play the violin, the meals during lunch time were of very high quality since the school had its very own french chef.

And, that school is the reason why I am here, without that school I wouldn't be able to speak, read, or write in english or I wouldn't be as good at it as I am today since my first language is french because I come from the south shore of Montreal in Canada. In fact, that is actually why I got bullied a lot in the beginning, because I didn't know any english and the kids at my school used that against me, then after 2 years I became great at it and they couldn't use it against me.

That school was the best school I ever went to, and in a way I regret leaving because if I had gotten my high school degree from there, it would be worth a lot more than the one that I got in Canada 5 years ago, and I would have finished college this year instead of wasting 5 years. My life would be very different today if we had never left. However, I wouldn't know about gymmaxxing, I wouldn't know about the black pill, I wouldn't have my gaming PC or my home gym or the money or the car that I have now, but i would have gotten laid and I would have gotten a good college degree in something like computer science instead of wasting 5 years.

Some people from my school went to Brown, Cambridge, Princeton or even Harvard, my school had such a high reputation that with good enough grades, everyone could get into those ivy league universities.

The reason why I wanted to come back to Canada is because my life was so bad in those 4 years (10-14 years old), that I thought that coming back to Canada would fix everything, I imagined Canada as a paradise even though Switzerland was actually better and a teacher had the time had warned me about this, he had told me that he knew people who left and regretted it. If I hadn't left, with military service at the age of 18 I could even have gotten a swiss passport, it takes only 10 years of living in Switzerland to get the passport, so in 2018 I could have gotten my passport. Instead, I have nothing and no way of coming back to Europe.

PS: Sorry for writing an essay about my life again.
 
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Yeah of course but it was a long time ago, our school did a lot of events, and we met during the skiing competitions in the swiss alps, maybe we had met earlier but I don't really remember a lot from that time since it was nearly 10 years ago but since that school is very famous, I am sure he would remember me and my mom if he was asked about it. Most of the people there remember me also because there weren't many kids who were the son of a teacher since it is a school for rich people. It was free for me and my siblings because my mom was a teacher there.

But we left because I had a lot of problems at that school, the people in my class bullied me a lot and I didn't have any real friends except for the weirdest guy in my class because I was an outcast and an easy target because I didn't defend myself because my parents taught me to be a pacifist, to run from my problems instead of attacking them directly. In my last 2 years, some of the people who used to bully me in the beginning treated me better than before, and I was friends with some of the girls in my class.

My main problem at that age and even after that is that I was too shy, if I had been less shy, less insecure and if I had been taught how to defend myself instead of being a weak target, I could have had the strength to stay at that school. The main reason why we left is because the situation had been terrible for 4 years for me, but there were still a few good things, we did skiing every winter in the afternoon in almost every day of the week in the swiss alps, and we had lots of fun events and parties organized by the school, I got to learn to play the violin, the meals during lunch time were of very high quality since the school had its very own french chef.

And, that school is the reason why I am here, without that school I wouldn't be able to speak, read, or write in english or I wouldn't be as good at it as I am today since my first language is french because I come from the south shore of Montreal in Canada. In fact, that is actually why I got bullied a lot in the beginning, because I didn't know any english and the kids at my school used that against me, then after 2 years I became great at it and they couldn't use it against me.

That school was the best school I ever went to, and in a way I regret leaving because if I had gotten my high school degree from there, it would be worth a lot more than the one that I got in Canada 5 years ago, and I would have finished college this year instead of wasting 5 years. My life would be very different today if we had never left. However, I wouldn't know about gymmaxxing, I wouldn't know about the black pill, I wouldn't have my gaming PC or my home gym or the money or the car that I have now, but i would have gotten laid and I would have gotten a good college degree in something like computer science instead of wasting 5 years.

Some people from my school went to Brown, Cambridge, Princeton or even Harvard, my school had such a high reputation that with good enough grades, everyone could get into those ivy league universities.

The reason why I wanted to come back to Canada is because my life was so bad in those 4 years (10-14 years old), that I thought that coming back to Canada would fix everything, I imagined Canada as a paradise even though Switzerland was actually better and a teacher had the time had warned me about this, he had told me that he knew people who left and regretted it. If I hadn't left, with military service at the age of 18 I could even have gotten a swiss passport, it takes only 10 years of living in Switzerland to get the passport, so in 2018 I could have gotten my passport. Instead, I have nothing and no way of coming back to Europe.

PS: Sorry for writing an essay about my life again.

damn bro that’s some sad shit ngl. i actually live in ontario in canada jfl, and i attend a french immersion school where i can speak french fluently except for a some grammar mistakes jfl. i actually intend on going to study in france when i turn 18 because i want to teach it
 
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damn bro that’s some sad shit ngl. i actually live in ontario in canada jfl, and i attend a french immersion school where i can speak french fluently except for a some grammar mistakes jfl. i actually intend on going to study in france when i turn 18 because i want to teach it
France is not a great country to live in, you'd be better off going to Switzerland but if you get a job in France, it will be easier to get a job in Switzerland after because employers always choose swiss people in priority, then those from the european union, then everyone else. So you could always make the move later on, but the economy and the people of Switzerland are so much better than the ones in France.

A lot of french people move to Switzerland because it's better than France and they want to get a better life.

Even though I spent a lot of time at that school, I also know a lot of people from Zurich, and most of them are from France.

Also, I had forgotten about Zurich when I told my story, I could have gotten my passport directly at the age of 18 so in 2016 because i arrived in 2005, and I left in 2013, I was only 3 years away from getting the passport, if I had gotten the passport, I could come back to live there even if I left. Now, I would have to start over.
 
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Chances are you'll get away with it..

Best travel far aware from your town though and do it.
 
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back then i used to put stuff in a normal shopping bag and the cashier never checked, except once but i said i bought it before and forgot something so i went back in. Even when the alarms went off because i stole alcohol or tech stuff i still got through. never been punished and i shoplifted for 11 years
 
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back then i used to put stuff in a normal shopping bag and the cashier never checked, except once but i said i bought it before and forgot something so i went back in. Even when the alarms went off because i stole alcohol or tech stuff i still got through. never been punished and i shoplifted for 11 years
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I'm planning on stealing a few supplements and shit to help me looksmaxx.

Times are rough so I think we can all benefit from discussing good ways to shoplift.

Me peronsally, I just stuff shit in my pants and walk out. Hence why I'm asking you cuties for any knowledge and maybe we can all learn from eachother. 🥰
u a wasteman
 
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I used to steal all the time when I was a kid and never got caught

Either u just take the stuff that's in the packaging or take stuff of the packaging that can be scanned by the scanners on the way out it genuinely is rlly easy
 
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When i was at uni i used to shoplift for sport and fun, with friends. We would come out of uni with our backpacks and fill it with everything we wanted, bought something and walked out, care with RF alarms. It helps living in a city with a big university and tons of people on backpacks.

For clothing i would just remove the alarms with a detacher magnet and remove labels with RF hidden inside them and just walk out wearing them or with them in my arm as if i just walked in with them on already, you got to do a bit of research to know which clothes have alarms inside them. For shoes with insole alarms we used faraday boxes, but nowdays shops have faraday boxes detectors.

It's a lot of fun and adrenalin rush, at least when you are a noob and you are not used to the feeling. If the alarm ever rings because you forgot some RF in, just walk as if nothing, chances are you wont get stopped, you can always run if they call on you, like this chad but without getting caught:


From there, there are plenty of more elaborate scams, corporations are free game, rob them as much as you can.

Helps not being a nigger, i can do pretty much whatever i want and people assume im not a criminal. Once i just grabbed a rum bottle and walked out past the cashier while she was counting the items.
 
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lol imagine caring if they see you , girls in the counter wont say shit
 
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Typical low sentience low iq cuck-eyed ethnic
 
Clothes changing room is a good place to steal clothes
 
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insert it in ur anus
 
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Just don’t steal from small businesses brolossus
 
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