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So, imagine u meet a girl and she asks for ur insta and you only have one pic and like 12 followers. Thats a huge red flag indicating that you dont have any social life (and u dont since you rot on this forum, so at least fake one).
Step 1: Start posting once every few days
- Post your life on insta. Everytime you go out, take a selfie. If you are an ugly subhuman, edit it up a bit. Just use facetune or photoshop liquify tool.
- Find flattering angles. Ask someone to take a pic from far away if you want to make your face a bit less visible. If you have good body, show it.
- Don't post retarded shit like pics of sky or food too much. Use it as filler content if you haven't been outside for weeks.
Don't forget to post, though. You need to fill your profile up. Use hashtags so you get few organic likes and maybe followers.
Step 2: Beef your account up with followers
Second step is to create an illusion that you actually have friends. You can do it through many services, but the cheapest and most reliable I've found so far is growpal.me. It's probs the best out there
- Get about 1,000 - 5,000 followers. That's not too much and not too little.
- Using hashtags alone should get you a decent amount of likes, but you can bot that too. Dirt cheap as well.
- Honestly, its rlly easy to grow on insta if you just keep posting even as an ugly subhuman. Just make sure to use fucking hashtags
Step 3: Show that you have active life.
Whoever looks at your account should be jealous of you. Make them think that they are lazy shit compared to you.
- If you gymmax, take few pics. If you went outside, take a pic. You can collect pics and post them with a schedule.
- Maybe trying to fake a social life will actually bring good results to your actual social life. Give it a try. You are not losing anything
ok thats it too lazy to continue this is common sense shit tbh
Step 1: Start posting once every few days
- Post your life on insta. Everytime you go out, take a selfie. If you are an ugly subhuman, edit it up a bit. Just use facetune or photoshop liquify tool.
- Find flattering angles. Ask someone to take a pic from far away if you want to make your face a bit less visible. If you have good body, show it.
- Don't post retarded shit like pics of sky or food too much. Use it as filler content if you haven't been outside for weeks.
Don't forget to post, though. You need to fill your profile up. Use hashtags so you get few organic likes and maybe followers.
Step 2: Beef your account up with followers
Second step is to create an illusion that you actually have friends. You can do it through many services, but the cheapest and most reliable I've found so far is growpal.me. It's probs the best out there
- Get about 1,000 - 5,000 followers. That's not too much and not too little.
- Using hashtags alone should get you a decent amount of likes, but you can bot that too. Dirt cheap as well.
- Honestly, its rlly easy to grow on insta if you just keep posting even as an ugly subhuman. Just make sure to use fucking hashtags
Step 3: Show that you have active life.
Whoever looks at your account should be jealous of you. Make them think that they are lazy shit compared to you.
- If you gymmax, take few pics. If you went outside, take a pic. You can collect pics and post them with a schedule.
- Maybe trying to fake a social life will actually bring good results to your actual social life. Give it a try. You are not losing anything
ok thats it too lazy to continue this is common sense shit tbh
