how to jerk off in church or a funeral

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so basically what you wanna do is normally at church there’s a certain part where they turn off the lights to “pray” u want to be hide a group of girls around 17-25 best age range to goon too again the bitches can’t see cause they in front of you so what i do is the hoodie method take your hoodie and wear it only don’t wear it fully keep your arm inside you also want a condom so when your spidermen webs cum put it lands inside the condom so when your hand under your pants i want you to shake your leg up and down like your waiting for sumone even from 3 person people gonna think your crying or praying but you really just jerking your dick to bitches and don’t get me started in funerals same thing applys just say if u get caught u were crying it works everytime
 
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so basically what you wanna do is normally at church there’s a certain part where they turn off the lights to “pray” u want to be hide a group of girls around 17-25 best age range to goon too again the bitches can’t see cause they in front of you so what i do is the hoodie method take your hoodie and wear it only don’t wear it fully keep your arm inside you also want a condom so when your spidermen webs cum put it lands inside the condom so when your hand under your pants i want you to shake your leg up and down like your waiting for sumone even from 3 person people gonna think your crying or praying but you really just jerking your dick to bitches and don’t get me started in funerals same thing applys just say if u get caught u were crying it works everytime
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so basically what you wanna do is normally at church there’s a certain part where they turn off the lights to “pray” u want to be hide a group of girls around 17-25 best age range to goon too again the bitches can’t see cause they in front of you so what i do is the hoodie method take your hoodie and wear it only don’t wear it fully keep your arm inside you also want a condom so when your spidermen webs cum put it lands inside the condom so when your hand under your pants i want you to shake your leg up and down like your waiting for sumone even from 3 person people gonna think your crying or praying but you really just jerking your dick to bitches and don’t get me started in funerals same thing applys just say if u get caught u were crying it works everytime
 

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so basically what you wanna do is normally at church there’s a certain part where they turn off the lights to “pray” u want to be hide a group of girls around 17-25 best age range to goon too again the bitches can’t see cause they in front of you so what i do is the hoodie method take your hoodie and wear it only don’t wear it fully keep your arm inside you also want a condom so when your spidermen webs cum put it lands inside the condom so when your hand under your pants i want you to shake your leg up and down like your waiting for sumone even from 3 person people gonna think your crying or praying but you really just jerking your dick to bitches and don’t get me started in funerals same thing applys just say if u get caught u were crying it works everytime
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