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First. Have muscles. VERY IMPORTANT! And no more than 20% body fat.

Second. Learn gardening, cooking, and master sanitation with your body and environments (home, car, bedroom, etc). If you meet a vagina that doesn't care if you're messy, RUN! These are dirty no-good fucking whores. Most likely carrying an STD or two and usually has a criminal record and at least one lunatic ex still stalking her.

Third. Listen when she talks. And try to maintain eye contact. DO NOT stare at her tits, ass, and vagina. She wants you to notice her beautiful face. HOWEVER, if she's giggling and laughing with you, and not at you, then check her body out inconspicuously but let her catch you at least once.

Finally. If she's gazing at you with love in her eyes and wanting to kiss, tell her these words, "Let's see how well you suck this dick first." Then whip it out!

And that was another lesson from The Cockblock Master. Next lesson, Proposing a threesome before the first date.

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Finally. If she's gazing at you with love in her eyes and wanting to kiss, tell her these words, "Let's see how well you suck this dick first." Then whip it out!
What if we're in public
 
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