How to make Cocaine. No joke.

[jоrdan]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. -2b2t
Gather your materials.

You will need:
1 kilo of Coca leaves - 5-10 dollars
1 gallon of kerosene - 4.5-6 dollars
1 gallon of sulfuric acid - 115-130 dollars
1 gallon of acetone A large pot - 20 dollars
A strainer
A glass baking dish
A spoon
A coffee filter
A rubber band

Steps

1. Prepare your workspace. Make sure you are working in a well-ventilated area. Cover your work
surface with newspaper or plastic.

2. Dry the coca leaves. Spread the coca leaves out on a flat surface and let them dry in the sun
for several days.

3. Crush the coca leaves. Once the coca leaves are dry, Crush them into a fine powder.

4. Mix the coca leaf powder with kerosene. Add the coca leaf powder to a large pot and
cover it with kerosene. Stir the mixture until the coca leaf powder is completely dissolved.

5. Add the sulfuric acid to the mixture. Slowly add the sulfuric acid to the kerosene/coca leaf
powder mixture. Stir the mixture Constantly.

6. Let the mixture sit for 24 hours.

7. Filter the mixture through a strainer. Strain the mixture through a strainer lined with a Coffee
filter.

9. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate by heating it
in a glass baking dish in a hot water bath. Scrape the cocaine Crystals off the bottom of
the baking dish.

10. Enjoy your Cocaine!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Imagine sitting on the grass with your back against a coca tree. You're exhausted. It's so fucking hot today! Your work basket is half full of berries, roots, and a few grubs at the bottom. Ah, yes, you're a gatherer and not Chad-hunter. You're a skinny little weak feller who stands no chance of chasing bucks and bulls. You were giving the woman's job. But don't beat yourself up about it, your luck is about to change.

As you whine like a little bitch about the heat and your aching ankles, you see squirrels running everywhere. Ugh. Those little fucking rats are hyper as fuck! Some of them are humping each other like jackrabbits. Their wittle fury butts are jolting like butterfly wings. A new visitor arrives. It too is a squirrel, but nothing like the others. He's calm and not so jittery. He begins eating a leaf in the grass that had fallen from that tree. He stops chomping, the leaf hangs from his mouth. He looks around as if he's paranoid. He looks back at the leaf in his mouth with crosseyes. He nibbles on it some more. Suddenly, his back twitches. He jumps! As if something frightened him. He resumes eating.

Moments later, that once calm rodent is now running all over the place at lightning speed. You ponder, "After calm butt buddy eats shitty leaf, he's filled with energy and goes crazy .... hmm." You decide to sample the leaves yourself.

Three days later, while inside your cave, a naked Stacy finishes up from blowing you. She extends her hand wide. You reach into your basket and grab a few of those leaves. You place them into her hand. As she leaves, another woman arrives. She's fully dressed. She begins removing her clothing.

 

[gooner888]

Based time to moneymaxx (in roblox)

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

Those purchases will definitely not trigger government agencies

 

[Iamlildarki]

Imagine sitting on the grass with your back against a coca tree. You're exhausted. It's so fucking hot today! Your work basket is half full of berries, roots, and a few grubs at the bottom. Ah, yes, you're a gatherer and not Chad-hunter. You're a skinny little weak feller who stands no chance of chasing bucks and bulls. You were giving the woman's job. But don't beat yourself up about it, your luck is about to change.

As you whine like a little bitch about the heat and your aching ankles, you see squirrels running everywhere. Ugh. Those little fucking rats are hyper as fuck! Some of them are humping each other like jackrabbits. Their wittle fury butts are jolting like butterfly wings. A new visitor arrives. It too is a squirrel, but nothing like the others. He's calm and not so jittery. He begins eating a leaf in the grass that had fallen from that tree. He stops chomping, the leaf hangs from his mouth. He looks around as if he's paranoid. He looks back at the leaf in his mouth with crosseyes. He nibbles on it some more. Suddenly, his back twitches. He jumps! As if something frightened him. He resumes eating.

Moments later, that once calm rodent is now running all over the place at lightning speed. You ponder, "After calm butt buddy eats shitty leaf, he's filled with energy and goes crazy .... hmm." You decide to sample the leaves yourself.

Three days later, while inside your cave, a naked Stacy finishes up from blowing you. She extends her hand wide. You reach into your basket and grab a few of those leaves. You place them into her hand. As she leaves, another woman arrives. She's fully dressed. She begins removing her clothing.

shizo

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

shizo

Shizo? Skitzo. And what else, Retard? Skitzy? Skizzy. Skoozy. Skooly. Shizooka. Shizz, that's a good one. Skitzymitzy? Uh? Skitzococko. Skizme?

 

[Iamlildarki]

Shizo? Skitzo. And what else, Retard? Skitzy? Skizzy. Skoozy. Skooly. Shizooka. Shizz, that's a good one. Skitzymitzy? Uh? Skitzococko. Skizme?

"Imagine sitting on the grass with your back against a coca tree. You're exhausted. It's so fucking hot today! Your work basket is half full of berries, roots, and a few grubs at the bottom. Ah, yes, you're a gatherer and not Chad-hunter. You're a skinny little weak feller who stands no chance of chasing bucks and bulls. You were giving the woman's job. But don't beat yourself up about it, your luck is about to change.

As you whine like a little bitch about the heat and your aching ankles, you see squirrels running everywhere. Ugh. Those little fucking rats are hyper as fuck! Some of them are humping each other like jackrabbits. Their wittle fury butts are jolting like butterfly wings. A new visitor arrives. It too is a squirrel, but nothing like the others. He's calm and not so jittery. He begins eating a leaf in the grass that had fallen from that tree. He stops chomping, the leaf hangs from his mouth. He looks around as if he's paranoid. He looks back at the leaf in his mouth with crosseyes. He nibbles on it some more. Suddenly, his back twitches. He jumps! As if something frightened him. He resumes eating.

Moments later, that once calm rodent is now running all over the place at lightning speed. You ponder, "After calm butt buddy eats shitty leaf, he's filled with energy and goes crazy .... hmm." You decide to sample the leaves yourself.

Three days later, while inside your cave, a naked Stacy finishes up from blowing you. She extends her hand wide. You reach into your basket and grab a few of those leaves. You place them into her hand. As she leaves, another woman arrives. She's fully dressed. She begins removing her clothing."

 

[Iamlildarki]

Shizo? Skitzo. And what else, Retard? Skitzy? Skizzy. Skoozy. Skooly. Shizooka. Shizz, that's a good one. Skitzymitzy? Uh? Skitzococko. Skizme?

lobotomy victim

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

"Imagine sitting on the grass with your back against a coca tree. You're exhausted. It's so fucking hot today! Your work basket is half full of berries, roots, and a few grubs at the bottom. Ah, yes, you're a gatherer and not Chad-hunter. You're a skinny little weak feller who stands no chance of chasing bucks and bulls. You were giving the woman's job. But don't beat yourself up about it, your luck is about to change.

As you whine like a little bitch about the heat and your aching ankles, you see squirrels running everywhere. Ugh. Those little fucking rats are hyper as fuck! Some of them are humping each other like jackrabbits. Their wittle fury butts are jolting like butterfly wings. A new visitor arrives. It too is a squirrel, but nothing like the others. He's calm and not so jittery. He begins eating a leaf in the grass that had fallen from that tree. He stops chomping, the leaf hangs from his mouth. He looks around as if he's paranoid. He looks back at the leaf in his mouth with crosseyes. He nibbles on it some more. Suddenly, his back twitches. He jumps! As if something frightened him. He resumes eating.

Moments later, that once calm rodent is now running all over the place at lightning speed. You ponder, "After calm butt buddy eats shitty leaf, he's filled with energy and goes crazy .... hmm." You decide to sample the leaves yourself.

Three days later, while inside your cave, a naked Stacy finishes up from blowing you. She extends her hand wide. You reach into your basket and grab a few of those leaves. You place them into her hand. As she leaves, another woman arrives. She's fully dressed. She begins removing her clothing."

Origin story about cocaine, dipshit.

lobotomy victim

You really are stupid, uh? I feel bad now.

 

[Iamlildarki]

Origin story about cocaine, dipshit.


You really are stupid, uh? I feel bad now.

Skitzymitzy?