How To Not Fail Shit Tests Form a Girl?

[PseudoMaxxer]

I’ve always been unable to deal with all of the shit tests i have to put up with girls.

Obviously that’s cuz i’m short, but that’s the only thing they can actually pic on.

They say i’m cute and have a nice body.
But they start shit testing me HARD saying that i’m too short.

Before you say “it’s not a shit test bro, your actually short”, i’m here to tell you that this girls be saying that and they be kissing me 5 minutes later or Flirting hard af with me.

So they are attracted (duh) but i can’t deal with all of the shit testa so sometimes i end up losing some opportunities.

Any advice?

 

[Primalsplit]

Hmmm... Just don't give af? That usually is the basis of passing them shit tests.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Hmmm... Just don't give af? That usually is the basis of passing them shit tests.

listening to her and acting like i didn’t hear or what

 

[Deleted member 43058]

Chad doesn’t get shit tests

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Chad doesn’t get shit tests

im not chad

 

[Deleted member 43058]

im not chad

We know

 

[Deleted member 23359]

I clap back

Tell her you look fat next time she wears a dress or something then kiss her to confuse her

 

[Bojack]

Just be good looking and you will pass

 

[Kamui]

Stand your ground and don’t let what they say affect you, act like you don’t really care

 

[Sprinkles]

Be dominant

 

[MRPERSONNN]

body slam them on the ground

 

[Gonthar]

im not chad

Over for you then, you can't really pass shit tests, I studied this extensively in my PUA phase and I had a clever or witty reply to almost all the shit tests but still couldn't actually "win".

Stand your ground and don’t let what they say affect you, act like you don’t really care

Doesn't work when you're around other people or go out with friends and they start laughing at you, you'll look like a wimp...But if you talk back, then you will look like an asshole, so again - you can't win.
It happened to me several times - my ex-gf would say something insulting about me, I would quickly come back with a witty reply and a clever but less insulting neg or back-handed compliment about her, she would get mad, accuse me of being a jerk, she wouldn't listen when I tried to explain that she started it, so I eventually I had to apologize, even if it wasn't my fault - if you get shit tests it's over, man, over!

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Stand your ground and don’t let what they say affect you, act like you don’t really care

but how.

Happened to me couple months ago.

Flirting with onitis. i say we would fuck after our hang out and she says yes yes and i ask her if she likes getting roped up bla bla…

There’s a moment where i pull her chair close to me from below her and she looks at me horny af and says: “…you would do it, you’re scared. You’re not that type of guy”

That was a SHIT TEST.
i knew it that second so i kept my self collected, i look at her smiled and kept talking about other stuff….

“YES BRO YOU DID IT YOU PASSED THE TEST “

Nah nigga, i didn’t it.

We talked for the rest of the night and i went home.

Last thing i know she was horny that night by me so she got railed by her 6’2 best friend.

How the fuck would you even respond a shit test saying “your too short tho” without being corny and saying “WeLl, I gReW wElL iN oThEr PaRtS”

What am i supposed to just grow tall the moment she says it?

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Over for you then, you can't really pass shit tests, I studied this extensively in my PUA phase and I had a clever or witty reply to almost all the shit tests but still couldn't actually "win".

Doesn't work when you're around other people or go out with friends and they start laughing at you, you'll look like a wimp...But if you talk back, then you will look like an asshole, so again - you can't win.
It happened to me several times - my ex-gf would say something insulting about me, I would quickly come back with a witty reply and a clever but less insulting neg or back-handed compliment about her, she would get mad, accuse me of being a jerk, she wouldn't listen when I tried to explain that she started it, so I eventually I had to apologize, even if it wasn't my fault - if you get shit tests it's over, man, over!

Thank you, finally someone with a little bit of brain dawg.

I had my PUA phase too and i know you can’t pass them cuz i studied PUA hard af.

Literally taking notes.

but how.

Happened to me couple months ago.

Flirting with onitis. i say we would fuck after our hang out and she says yes yes and i ask her if she likes getting roped up bla bla…

There’s a moment where i pull her chair close to me from below her and she looks at me horny af and says: “…you would do it, you’re scared. You’re not that type of guy”

That was a SHIT TEST.
i knew it that second so i kept my self collected, i look at her smiled and kept talking about other stuff….

“YES BRO YOU DID IT YOU PASSED THE TEST “

Nah nigga, i didn’t it.

We talked for the rest of the night and i went home.

Last thing i know she was horny that night by me so she got railed by her 6’2 best friend.

How the fuck would you even respond a shit test saying “your too short tho” without being corny and saying “WeLl, I gReW wElL iN oThEr PaRtS”

What am i supposed to just grow tall the moment she says it?

read this

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Be dominant

corny

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

I clap back

Tell her you look fat next time she wears a dress or something then kiss her to confuse her

bro she ain’t my gf, she was my oneitis we used to flirt.

Told her she was fat one time and she cried

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

b

 

[Deleted member 23359]

Told her she was fat one time and she cried

thzts exactly what u want

put her in her place and to make her feel something better than nothing

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

thzts exactly what u want

put her in her place and to make her feel something better than nothing

at this point i’ll do it again only to make her feel legit like shit since i don’t give a fuck about her no more and i mogg her to oblivion.

Just to make her feel a bit of what she made me go through..stupid bitch

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Biches just like to tease around guys they like
If she didn’t like you she wouldn’t speak to you at all trust me
Just take it let it roll off your back like an alpha

 

[Deleted member 23359]

at this point i’ll do it again only to make her feel legit like shit since i don’t give a fuck about her no more and i mogg her to oblivion.

Just to make her feel a bit of what she made me go through..stupid bitch

game is game baby

make that bitch cry and never feel bad about it

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Biches just like to tease around guys they like
If she didn’t like you she wouldn’t speak at all trust me
Just take it let it roll off your back like an alpha

i already know it. She likes me.

But we never did anything. That’s the most strange thing that has ever happened to me.

With every other girl that flirted with me as much as i did with her i would at least have made out with her.

 

[Napoleon1800]

unironically just be yourself. Just say what's on ur mind, there's no game brah

 

[chadriguez]

how short r u

 

[Allornothing]

The people who believe shit tests exist are the same ones who think women don’t approach.

 

[Deleted member 32410]

I’ve always been unable to deal with all of the shit tests i have to put up with girls.

Obviously that’s cuz i’m short, but that’s the only thing they can actually pic on.

They say i’m cute and have a nice body.
But they start shit testing me HARD saying that i’m too short.

Before you say “it’s not a shit test bro, your actually short”, i’m here to tell you that this girls be saying that and they be kissing me 5 minutes later or Flirting hard af with me.

So they are attracted (duh) but i can’t deal with all of the shit testa so sometimes i end up losing some opportunities.

Any advice?

Watch AMS shit test videos on YouTube I know your gonna think he just seems like a low iq red pill idiot, but his advice is rlly good I have gotten laid of it