How to not get fucked up by the barber?

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Every single time I get a haircut the barber always fucks me up, they either give a shit fade or go way too short on the front. There has only been one barber that did me nicely, but he closed down so I can't go back to him.

When I got that haircut I asked for a low taper fade and to just cut a bit off from the front, but my hairs longer now so I don't know what to ask for. I still want a low taper, so how do I make sure they don't fuck up the front?
 
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never go to the barber
 
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IMG 0378

Ask them to slit your throat
 
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Every single time I get a haircut the barber always fucks me up, they either give a shit fade or go way too short on the front. There has only been one barber that did me nicely, but he closed down so I can't go back to him.

When I got that haircut I asked for a low taper fade and to just cut a bit off from the front, but my hairs longer now so I don't know what to ask for. I still want a low taper, so how do I make sure they don't fuck up the front?
Imagine if ninja got a low taper fade
 
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Never go to a barber look for some old lady to cut your hair
 
I ask for just scissors do that. No electric razor
 
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It's literally impossible. I always look subhuman 2-4 weeks after a haircut no matter what
 
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You only get fucked yo if you’re a pussy and don’t speak up , ask for a handheld mirror and watch him cut, he will be extra careful
 
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your subhuman head shape might be the problem not the barber
 
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