How to pray to gandy

[havel2225]

I have been praying to gandy everyday for like a month and still haven't ascended what is the correct ritual so gandy ascends me? Should i make a sacrifice?

 

[ihatemygenetics123]

u gotta eat your shit with sunflower oil

 

[justtrynalookgood]

I have been praying to gandy everyday for like a month and still haven't ascended what is the correct ritual so gandy ascends me? Should i make a sacrifice?

Yeah, your foreskin, make a pentagram on your flooh first with your moms lipstick, put parts of the foreskin on the corners of the pentagram, sit in the middle, and say "ooo i just wanna be loveeee oooo gandyyy please ascend mee gandyy oooo gandyyy ascend meee pleaseee" then you gotta stand up and jump 15 times, after that sit again and do another prayer, "gandy, my god, please ascend me, i know im not worthy, but if you feel like you could ascend me even a little, please, i would appreciate it, my god, gandy, oooo" then sit up and go to sleep, after tat theres a 95% chance you will ascend

 

[kingofworld]

Yeah, your foreskin, make a pentagram on your flooh first with your moms lipstick, put parts of the foreskin on the corners of the pentagram, sit in the middle, and say "ooo i just wanna be loveeee oooo gandyyy please ascend mee gandyy oooo gandyyy ascend meee pleaseee" then you gotta stand up and jump 15 times, after that sit again and do another prayer, "gandy, my god, please ascend me, i know im not worthy, but if you feel like you could ascend me even a little, please, i would appreciate it, my god, gandy, oooo" then sit up and go to sleep, after tat theres a 95% chance you will ascend

Tf

 

[havel2225]

Yeah, your foreskin, make a pentagram on your flooh first with your moms lipstick, put parts of the foreskin on the corners of the pentagram, sit in the middle, and say "ooo i just wanna be loveeee oooo gandyyy please ascend mee gandyy oooo gandyyy ascend meee pleaseee" then you gotta stand up and jump 15 times, after that sit again and do another prayer, "gandy, my god, please ascend me, i know im not worthy, but if you feel like you could ascend me even a little, please, i would appreciate it, my god, gandy, oooo" then sit up and go to sleep, after tat theres a 95% chance you will ascend

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thank you. i was thinking i could kill a foid with a hammer as a sacrifice then bonesmash with the blood on the hammer, would that give me gandys favor?

 

[justtrynalookgood]

thank you. i was thinking i could kill a foid with a hammer as a sacrifice then bonesmash with the blood on the hammer, would that give me gandys favor?

Yeah, that raises the chances to 99% BUT only when you do the bsing AFTER the ritual, then go to bed, then the chances go up to 99%

 

[justtrynalookgood]

Tf

Yo there have to be sacrifices made to ascend bro

 

[havel2225]

Yeah, that raises the chances to 99% BUT only when you do the bsing AFTER the ritual, then go to bed, then the chances go up to 99%

U deserve that solution how tf do i do it tho?

 

[kingofworld]

Yo there have to be sacrifices made to ascend bro

I would prb do any means to ascend

 

[havel2225]

Tf

Dumb ass normie u would never understand

 

[justtrynalookgood]

U deserve that solution how tf do i do it tho?

If you posted it in looksmaxxing questions you could give it then but whatever im happy to help even without the solution

 

[kingofworld]

Dumb ass normie u would never understand

What have u done