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If you’re a subhuman goblin, listen up. You may have already heard what I’m about to say, but if YOU — yes, YOU — want to pull any girl, this is how I’ll cover it start to finish.
But before I speak, I need to say this: if you’re ugly and you walk up to a female being all flirty, it won’t work. If you’re gonna try that, add some bitch on Snap or Tinder or something.
Number one: don’t make your intentions clear . Be friendly, be nice, and careful — not flirty as I just said.
Make sure you feel as comfortable as they feel. If one person is more comfortable (especially as soon as you guys meet), someone will notice. Be calm and collected. Don’t stutter — or at least try not to.
Compliment her if she seems uncomfortable? No. For example, something like her outfit, her interests — anything that seems like a friendly compliment — make sure to have a good personality and good, interesting interests.
Make her feel comfortable — not like open-arms hugging, but you know what I mean. Keep your conversations flowing like water. This is the most important thing I will say in this thread: the topic can be some dumb-ass shit, but if it flows, it goes. Hahaha. But seriously, it needs to flow.
If you’re subhuman, your chances are already slim. Convo-max ASAP. No girl wants a boring man, I promise you.
The mere exposure effect is your best friend in this situation. For the uneducatedcels out there: the mere exposure effect is where humans feel safer after being exposed to things such as shows, sounds, and people
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Have interests that not just you have — have stuff in common, is what I’m saying. If you have stuff in common, that builds a common ground of “hey, this person likes what I like.” What does this equal? Comfort on both sides.
Okay. When the interaction is coming to an end, make sure to ask for her number, Instagram, Snapchat, anything — but in a casual way. For example: “Hey, I think you’re really cool and I would love to have you as a friend. Can I have your number?”
If they say yes, you’re gucci.
Get to know her over the phone. Talk to her as you would talk to one of your parents, just with a little more enthusiasm and more interest in what she is doing. When she posts, be the first one to like it. Answer fast. Don’t leave her on delivered, but don’t be easily read. You never want to be an open book. Keep people guessing about you — because the only reason people think you’re interesting/nonchalant or whatever the fuck.
Try to hang out as much as you can. Expose yourself to her — not in a sexual manner or anything, but in a casual manner. To make someone comfortable around something they have never experienced, they have to be exposed to it.
Once you’ve exposed yourself to her and she is comfortable, try to meet her friends. Kinda enclose yourself in her life if you understand me. Have strong connections with her so when she thinks about her friends, eventually she will think about you.
Once you’ve done that, you need to start taking the furthest extents to improve your looks. Doesn’t matter if it’s a secret surgery or something — just improve your body, your looks, your mind, and interests.
If you have done that (which would take around 3 months or so), you should have her in your hands like putty.
And assuming you have taken the furthest extent to improve yourself overall, you should have every foid in your hands.
And fuck the people who clicked off this thread halfway through. You have the attention span of a veggie, you nigger.
But before I speak, I need to say this: if you’re ugly and you walk up to a female being all flirty, it won’t work. If you’re gonna try that, add some bitch on Snap or Tinder or something.
Number one: don’t make your intentions clear . Be friendly, be nice, and careful — not flirty as I just said.
Make sure you feel as comfortable as they feel. If one person is more comfortable (especially as soon as you guys meet), someone will notice. Be calm and collected. Don’t stutter — or at least try not to.
Compliment her if she seems uncomfortable? No. For example, something like her outfit, her interests — anything that seems like a friendly compliment — make sure to have a good personality and good, interesting interests.
Make her feel comfortable — not like open-arms hugging, but you know what I mean. Keep your conversations flowing like water. This is the most important thing I will say in this thread: the topic can be some dumb-ass shit, but if it flows, it goes. Hahaha. But seriously, it needs to flow.
If you’re subhuman, your chances are already slim. Convo-max ASAP. No girl wants a boring man, I promise you.
The mere exposure effect is your best friend in this situation. For the uneducatedcels out there: the mere exposure effect is where humans feel safer after being exposed to things such as shows, sounds, and people
.Have interests that not just you have — have stuff in common, is what I’m saying. If you have stuff in common, that builds a common ground of “hey, this person likes what I like.” What does this equal? Comfort on both sides.
Okay. When the interaction is coming to an end, make sure to ask for her number, Instagram, Snapchat, anything — but in a casual way. For example: “Hey, I think you’re really cool and I would love to have you as a friend. Can I have your number?”
If they say yes, you’re gucci.
Get to know her over the phone. Talk to her as you would talk to one of your parents, just with a little more enthusiasm and more interest in what she is doing. When she posts, be the first one to like it. Answer fast. Don’t leave her on delivered, but don’t be easily read. You never want to be an open book. Keep people guessing about you — because the only reason people think you’re interesting/nonchalant or whatever the fuck.
Try to hang out as much as you can. Expose yourself to her — not in a sexual manner or anything, but in a casual manner. To make someone comfortable around something they have never experienced, they have to be exposed to it.
Once you’ve exposed yourself to her and she is comfortable, try to meet her friends. Kinda enclose yourself in her life if you understand me. Have strong connections with her so when she thinks about her friends, eventually she will think about you.
Once you’ve done that, you need to start taking the furthest extents to improve your looks. Doesn’t matter if it’s a secret surgery or something — just improve your body, your looks, your mind, and interests.
If you have done that (which would take around 3 months or so), you should have her in your hands like putty.
And assuming you have taken the furthest extent to improve yourself overall, you should have every foid in your hands.
And fuck the people who clicked off this thread halfway through. You have the attention span of a veggie, you nigger.
