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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Ⅰ. SETTING UP YOUR PROFILE
Ⅱ. SHOT SELECTION / TIMING
Ⅲ. MAINTENANCE
Ⅰ. SETTING UP YOUR PROFILE
Ⅱ. SHOT SELECTION / TIMING
Ⅲ. MAINTENANCE
Introduction:
Tired of pulling of pulling NO bitches online? Are your chats drier than a granny's puh? then maybe u should lock the fuck in and read see how a real nigga do it
I'll be covering EVERY single aspect from the moment you make your account up until you're having regular conversation
I spent a good minute on this so please don't dnr me if you're a hymen machine
Should be a fun read regardless
SETTING UP YOUR PROFILE
Ⅰ. INSTAGRAM BLUEPRINT
Alright, for today's app we're gonna be using Instagram, as it covers most aspects of social media and everything you do on it can be applied practically to every other app. You just made your account, you have absolutely ZERO followers, no profile picture, no bio, no NOTHING.
Ⅰ. INSTAGRAM BLUEPRINT
Alright, for today's app we're gonna be using Instagram, as it covers most aspects of social media and everything you do on it can be applied practically to every other app. You just made your account, you have absolutely ZERO followers, no profile picture, no bio, no NOTHING.
■ STEP 1: MASS FORCE FOLLOWERS
- Look up your irl's (if you don't want irls just look at random accounts on suggested). Send a follow request to EVERY single MALE in their following list (no females yet). You're gonna wanna do this until you're at 400–600 followers. This is the sweet spot—not too low, not too high, and you appeal to the highest amount of users.
- Obviously, if the middle ground appeals to the most, then the latter appeals to the minority:
- Lower Followers (The Niche): Appeals to the "niche" type of individuals with low followers, low posts, private accounts, and a small highlight. 100-300 followers.
- Higher Followers (The Microcelebrity): Appeals to the "microcelebrity" type of individuals. You're more than likely gonna get a follow back from bitches with a high amount of followers, however be mindful that there's a lot more ballers trynna shoot their shot in that basket. 1000-3000 followers.
- Keep following people until you reach the milestone you desire. If you want more coverage stick to 400–600 followers.
- CRITICAL AUDIT: Once you're done with your following spree, make sure to unfollow niggas that keep u as a follower and dont follow back. Give em 48 hours max.
■ STEP 2: THE PICTURE PLUG & TARGETED FEED
- Alright, now that you've got a proper following, it's time to post. "But saar, im an ugly LTN, i can't take pictures!" Here's the good part: You don't have to.
- What you're gonna wanna do here is, take 3 pictures of your face from all angles, upload them to Gemini, and ask it to stick pictures of you onto Pinterest pictures.
Add my face onto these pictures, do not change any other detail about the picture, just slap my face onto there, make the skin tone looks even, if the picture's hair looks different than mine, edit it and add my own head of hair on there, make it look natural, add shadows and adjust properly. Make it seemless.
- The Pinterest Hunt: When you're on the hunt for pictures to rip off, make sure your searches look something like "male fashion" "male casual" "male model". Scroll far, and after Gemini slaps your face on there, play with the picture's exposure, background, and edit small details to make it seem like it's your OWN photo, so that nobody can reverse search you.
FEED ARCTIC-STRATEGY BY TARGET AUDIENCE:
■ STEP 3: THE BIO FIRST IMPRESSION (MAKE OR BREAK)
- This is the last and smallest detail, and quite frankly this makes or breaks you as this is people's first impression of you. Please for the love of god, do not slap your entire personal life on your description, keep it sleek.
- If you have an achievement whether it be sports, music, or whatever it is, put it and put your location and that's IT. Maybe a random word or two depending on the type of aesthetic you're appealing to.
OPTIMAL BIO EXAMPLES:
"Dallas, TX
Boxing Champion / Artist / Musician /" whatever nigga
make it smooth and sleek boyo, don't add too many details, feed into the mystery
Ⅱ. SHOT SELECTION / TIMING
After you've completed your profile, you're gonna want to find some shawties to shoot your shot at. This is the manual on tactical positioning, algorithmic hunting, and trimming the fat from your digital roster.
After you've completed your profile, you're gonna want to find some shawties to shoot your shot at. This is the manual on tactical positioning, algorithmic hunting, and trimming the fat from your digital roster.
■ PHASE 1: TARGET MAPPING & LOCATING THE RADAR
- I recommend looking up pages in your area that provide some sort of cosmetic enhancements: nail technicians, makeup artists, lash technicians, etc etc.
- WARNING: If you live in a small town, be wary of who you send a follow request to. Them bitches all know each other and making the wrong choice could potentially lock you out of pursuing other players.
- After you locate these pages, scroll through their following. If you're appealing to the majority/microcelebrity archetype, this is your court.
■ PHASE 2: THE 48-HOUR MARINATION FILTER
- Send a bunch of follow requests, preferably to players with a medium-high follower count (no higher than 5000).
- The Ratio Check: Be wary of their follower:following ratio. If the difference is too big, more than likely you're not gonna land that shot unless you put in way more effort and polish your profile even further—and its usually not worth the hassle anyways.
- The 48-Hour Freeze: Give it 48 hours. Let the follow requests marinate. See who accepted your follow request and followed you back, and remove the ones that didn't. Revoke your follow request if they fan'd you.
■ PHASE 3: THE COVERT APPROACH (SLIDING IN)
- Now that you've got a team full of players, it's time to pursue them. Don't be aggressive. Watch their stories for the next few days, like a few and leave a few on seen—nothing too crazy.
- Wait until the right moment where she drops a story that you can ACTUALLY reply to: maybe a post where she's posted up in a nice place, a story in a designer store, somewhere near your city.
- You're gonna want to slide in with something that she could reply to without thinking:
APPROVED LOW-FRICTION SCRIPTS:"where this at"
"good eats where u get it from"
"didn't know ur always posted up in designer like that"
"u ever thought of getting into modeling?"
^(be careful w this one
)^- THE REALITY CHECK: Unfortunately, they won't reply if you're sucking their wiener or you're asking a hyperspecific question or talking bout yourself. Once you slide in you're gonna have to keep asking questions like its an interview cuz frankly she doesn't give af bout u yet.
- Once she replies and you keep conversation going, you're gonna wanna know when to stop. Reply every few minutes, keep it casual, keep sending messages that she could reply to. Once she stops being reply-able, like the message and move on.
- Don't reply to every story, but up the rate at which you like hers moving forward.
ROSTER MANAGEMENT (ROSTER DELETIONS vs. GREEN LIGHTS):RED FLAGS (THE CUT LIST)
Now here's when you start taking into consideration which players you keep on the team and which players you boot off:
- If they aren't liking your stories often, you should more than likely let them go.
- If they haven't slid up after multiple stories and their like rate is inconsistent, you should prolly let them go as well.
- If they don't even view your story at all, DEFINITELY let them go.
GREEN FLAGS (THE INTEREST MARKERS)
Obvious signs they fw you are:
- You're on the close-friends.
- They dm first (unlikely, and they don't have to dm first for them to prove that they're interested).
- They slide up on them stories.
- They ask questions (also unlikely unfortunately).
Dilute your team and trim the edges. After it's said and done, you should have a couple players in check.
Ⅲ. MAINTENANCE
Now that you've got regulars, you're gonna wanna repeat the process over and over. This is the endgame protocol: breaking the barrier, sealing the date, and avoiding the fatal mistakes that trash your conversion rate.
Now that you've got regulars, you're gonna wanna repeat the process over and over. This is the endgame protocol: breaking the barrier, sealing the date, and avoiding the fatal mistakes that trash your conversion rate.
■ PHASE 1: TESTING INTERACTION & SPARKING THE DATE
- But how do you actually break the barrier and move on from there?
- Firstly, you're gonna wanna be somewhat sure that they're interested in you first and not actually feeding off of your attention like Dracula. This should be pretty easy since all your pictures are fake as fuck and you're mirroring their behavior.
- Keep conversations every now and then but don't extend periods for too long.
- The Pitch Timing: When you set up a date, it's preferable that you slide in on a story/post where she's posted up somewhere nice.
HIGH-ROI CLOSING SCRIPTS:"I could take you somewhere better"
"we'd have better time tg here lowk"
"[place in story] is cool but we'd look better together at [x]"
- You obviously have to make them aware that you're somewhat close first. Please don't say "Lmk when you're free so we can go out tg haha lol"
- Say it straight up once she replies to your initial message: "Saturday at 8?" or whenever you think is applicable.
- THE HARD REJECTION RE-ROUTE: If she says she's busy and doesn't try to reroute plans, shoot your shot another time. I will personally come over and dismantle your tiny little balls if you say "lmk when ur free" SHE'S NEVER LETTING U KNOW WHEN SHES FREE BITCH ASS NIGGAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
- Logistics Strategy: Once you land the date, don't pull up in a fucking taxi, idgaf how broke you are. Rent a car if you don't have one, pull up and take it from there.
- I'm not gonna hold your hand and teach you how to interact on the date, you should know their characters by now. Don't be an iqlet.
- Repeat this process until u end up crackin or they fall in love with your soulless fake character and request a relationship like the rest of the iqlet masses.
THE CRITICAL DO-NOT-DO MANDATES (THE ZERO TOLERANCE LIST!!!!)
That's it for now folks, lmk when you try this out and get infinite hoes.
this method works on any app. Tinder, TikTok, legit anywhere where you can post pictures of yourself, even if it doesn't include followers. Instagram was just the prime example
honorary mentions:
@Nodal
@buccalfatremoval
@bluebandz
@prettyboymaxer
@primal_shitmuncher
this method works on any app. Tinder, TikTok, legit anywhere where you can post pictures of yourself, even if it doesn't include followers. Instagram was just the prime example
honorary mentions:
@Nodal
@buccalfatremoval
@bluebandz
@prettyboymaxer
@primal_shitmuncher
