how to shoplift any clothes u want

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step 1;

get 2 pieces of the clothing u wanna steal

step 2;

tuck them into eachother so it makes it look like u only have 1 pair, so if I'm gonna steal jeans I take those jeans and put it inside of eachother

step 3; go to the fitting room

step 4; take off your pants and put one pair the new pants in, now you have

-wearing your original pants in

-you are holding the pants you are gonna buy

so put the other pair of pants back and walk out confidently.

Security can only catch you if they somehow find out you went to the fitting room with 2 pants
in

now you look like u tried on a pair of pants and don't like it and put it back
 
Just get arrested and have a criminal record and never be able to work a good job. Getting hired is hard enough, don't make it harder on yourself
 
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and then the alarm goes off.
 
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step 1;

get 2 pieces of the clothing u wanna steal

step 2;

tuck them into eachother so it makes it look like u only have 1 pair, so if I'm gonna steal jeans I take those jeans and put it inside of eachother

step 3; go to the fitting room

step 4; take off your pants and put one pair the new pants in, now you have

-wearing your original pants in

-you are holding the pants you are gonna buy

so put the other pair of pants back and walk out confidently.

Security can only catch you if they somehow find out you went to the fitting room with 2 pants

in

now you look like u tried on a pair of pants and don't like it and put it back
nobody selling without alarm in 2026
 

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