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Introduction
Hello everyone, we all know the best time to lose yourself is during the summer: to, LDAR, bedrot, game, eat slop, to just become an utter disappointment to yourself, the community, especially to your social circle, and overall life. Going into school is annoying; the reason we enjoy summer so much is because we're free from the burden of judgment from the popular mtb douchebags who make fun of you for no reason, as well as the annoyance of having to take care of yourself to keep up with these social standards. But lets all be real: we love the validation from fitting into these standards and sometimes (although rarely) surpassing them. So read on if you're far gone and wanna mog your entire school.Skin
So right here is going to be the first thing you wanna start with you cannot maintain or have nice skin without the right products and I will link them below to get started on your IRL retouch.
- So here is the first thing you wanna buy as it is one of the most important parts of your routine. I assure you not a single one of the people on this forum do not have this on hand right now (not necessarily the one i'm recommending but in general) which would be a cleanser. Here's a bit of basic knowledge for the tards who don't know what a cleanser does. Essentially what a cleanser does, is strips your skin of gunk, oils, and dirt that build up throughout the day and remove products you may have put on throughout the day or night. Essentially think of it as the shampoo for your face. The issue is if you use one that is too strong it can over strip your skin and damage it. So i'm not gonna be gay and recommend a tiktok product like BASED, but the cleanser I personally use and recommend is the CeraVe Hydrating Cleanser.
- The next thing you're going to want to combat fine lines is the Multi-peptide + HA serum. Here's how it works shown in the image below.
- Next you're going to want to buy this CeraVe Daily Moisturizing Lotion. Honestly this doesn't matter too much just as long as you have a facial moisturizer.
- Next you're gonna get a sunscreen to protect your skin from the evil UV-Rays my recommendation is this but i'm too lazy to type it out honestly anything higher than SPF 30 is good.
- Next is tretinoin you can get this prescribed a dermatologist or just buy from all day chemist where I recommend you get the gel as it's much more potent than the cream.
So to start off we are not going to wash our face in the morning to protect out skin barrier from the tretinoin. We just rinse our face with warm water and get it damp. Apply the peptide x hyaluronic acid let it dry, then pair with moisturizer (in that order). After get your sunscreen and you're good for the morning. It is that simple.
Night routine: you get your cleanser, you cleanse your face, apply a pea sized amount of tretinoin, let it dry then use your moisturizer. Now we don't do this every night we only use tretinoin on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday or just Tuesday and Saturday to start off and if you notice that it doesn't help then up it.
How does tretinoin actually work? Tretinoin helps improve acne by speeding up skin cell turnover and preventing dead skin cells from building up inside pores. This reduces the formation of clogged pores, including blackheads and whiteheads (which is why for you guys with yams and a shit ton of blackheads on your nose, it will make your nose shrink), while also helping calm acne-related irritation. It also has anti aging benefits by stimulating fibroblasts, which are responsible for producing collagen. Increased collagen production helps support firmer skin, soften the appearance of fine lines, and improve overall skin texture. Tretinoin can help reduce uneven pigmentation by promoting a more balanced distribution of melanin.
Hair
So we all know that one friend with a fucked up haircut that makes him look full blown retard. Don't be that guy. Here i'm gonna teach you the importance of hair such as eyelashes, brows and head hair as well.
So first off we need to isolate hair types here i'm gonna teach you what to do with each one. If the response is short then your hair is pretty easily fixable but fucked at the moment or is extremely nice.
1A- Perm your hair is the straightest and rarest hair it only looks good on women just perm wavy.
1B- Your hair isn't bone straight like 1A and has a slight wave to it i'd still recommend a perm but if you're against it use products like hair clay or texture powder.
1C- Your hair is what the worst fluffy hair kids have creating what's known as a "Hedgehog" effect so unlike the others your can style it in a variety of ways with a slight wave to it the possibilities are wide such as: Middle-part, fringe etc.
2A- 2A hair for men is the finest, loosest wave pattern in the wavy category. It has a subtle, relaxed "S" shape that usually lies relatively flat and straight at the roots but develops a gentle bend toward the mid-lengths and ends. So for this hair type use a sea salt spray and try to style your self in more of a flow hairstyle.
2B- You have the ideal hair enjoy it, style wavy flows or middle parts, you lucky bastard.
2C- You have nearly curly hair take inspiration from people like Marlon Texeira lean more toward a Greek Godish look for your hair.
3A, 3B, 3C- You all have a wide variety to choose from as well try finger curls and style them messy.
Side note- Your head shape matters a shit ton for this just google what styles fit certain head shapes.
1A- Perm your hair is the straightest and rarest hair it only looks good on women just perm wavy.
1B- Your hair isn't bone straight like 1A and has a slight wave to it i'd still recommend a perm but if you're against it use products like hair clay or texture powder.
1C- Your hair is what the worst fluffy hair kids have creating what's known as a "Hedgehog" effect so unlike the others your can style it in a variety of ways with a slight wave to it the possibilities are wide such as: Middle-part, fringe etc.
2A- 2A hair for men is the finest, loosest wave pattern in the wavy category. It has a subtle, relaxed "S" shape that usually lies relatively flat and straight at the roots but develops a gentle bend toward the mid-lengths and ends. So for this hair type use a sea salt spray and try to style your self in more of a flow hairstyle.
2B- You have the ideal hair enjoy it, style wavy flows or middle parts, you lucky bastard.
2C- You have nearly curly hair take inspiration from people like Marlon Texeira lean more toward a Greek Godish look for your hair.
3A, 3B, 3C- You all have a wide variety to choose from as well try finger curls and style them messy.
Side note- Your head shape matters a shit ton for this just google what styles fit certain head shapes.
These are extremely foundational as they frame your eyes and face. If you have overly thick brows get them threaded it helps shape your whole look from messy to sharp and aesthetic. For thin brows i'd recommend starting with something like The ordinary lash and brow serum twice a day then moving onto latisse. Long eyelashes are good no matter what do not be concerned about them they are nothing to be insecure about. Short lashes on the other hand are something to be insecure about. Start with the same steps for short brows but meanwhile invest in an eye curler and if you see a lack of results then dye your lashes (this also applies to brows).
Socialmaxxing
Now me teaching you guys how to socialize would be like the blind leading the blind. We all know society loves low inhibition people like class clowns which is why even if you're LTN, you can still gain status by being funny, that doesn't mean you'll have success in dating nevertheless. I do know one thing though people love what they don't know. Now this isn't me telling you to be nonchalant but it's me telling you to be someone people are curious about and not a person who people think are weird and lonely. So just be someone who is able to be liked by everyone this doesn't mean stay away from controversy but it does mean to stay within a grey area where you're able to have your own opinions but in a way where people can agree to disagree.
FRAUDS
Now we're in what could make you a new you. So we're going to skip over the skin part of this section because I went over how to fix your skin. So we're going to start with height which for some reason not enough people do.
The first step is to get yourself a pair of shoes with a 1-1.5 inch sole (preferably dark), then you're going to buy basic height boosters from target get 1 inch of height gain and put it under your insole within your shoe. This step I surprisingly haven't seen people do. Buy a height booster in sock 1 inch. This gives you a stack of 3 inches total and people cant call you a fraud because to them its only your shoes that give you 2-2.5 inches in height.
The first step is to get yourself a pair of shoes with a 1-1.5 inch sole (preferably dark), then you're going to buy basic height boosters from target get 1 inch of height gain and put it under your insole within your shoe. This step I surprisingly haven't seen people do. Buy a height booster in sock 1 inch. This gives you a stack of 3 inches total and people cant call you a fraud because to them its only your shoes that give you 2-2.5 inches in height.
Now we're going to fraud your lashes. Use a lash curler plus clear mascara for long lashes. Do not curl your lashes from the very bottom if they're already decently long. Instead do it from around the middle so you don't look gay.
THE END
Thank you if you read to the end i'm well aware the thread is quite shitty I just thought that maybe some of you guys were struggling but good luck going back to school.
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