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How to get hoes and slay
title is self explanatory. just incase u didnt know, u cant get pussy if ur mltn or lower unless its from a prostitute. hypergamy is real it isnt just some bs on tiktok
if ur a heartbroken loverboy and recently got bitched by ur lady, or u just want to slay (hehe me), follow this guide!
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now u shall know, these are my THREE STEPS TO GETTING PUSSY:
1. Let the hoes come to u (must be somewhat decent looking)
2. Slay
3. DESTROY!!!!
u might think this is easier said than done but trust ts is so easy, especially when u are good looking/have good smv. status is also important!
now let's go into detail.
i hope u enjoy this. my first post.
title is self explanatory. just incase u didnt know, u cant get pussy if ur mltn or lower unless its from a prostitute. hypergamy is real it isnt just some bs on tiktok
if ur a heartbroken loverboy and recently got bitched by ur lady, or u just want to slay (hehe me), follow this guide!
-------------------------------------------------
now u shall know, these are my THREE STEPS TO GETTING PUSSY:
1. Let the hoes come to u (must be somewhat decent looking)
2. Slay
3. DESTROY!!!!
u might think this is easier said than done but trust ts is so easy, especially when u are good looking/have good smv. status is also important!
now let's go into detail.
STEP 1: LETTING HOES COME TO U
know ur girth king. attraction isn't difficult unless ur fucking fried. even a hltn/lmtn manlet like me can be a playboy. it comes down to one thing, and maximizing it can get u free slays and pussy:
PUBLICITY
super important for even getting recognized and added.
if ur over 18 (which i'm not), set up dating profiles to receive attention from females. once again, if ur unattractive, u likely wont get added. but if u have a sexy body there's a good chance u will get added, even if ur chopped: mainly because a lot of girls on dating apps r looking for one night stands/some dick.
if ur under 18, set up an insta and snap. for insta, post photos of yourself (in the form of dumps), like hangouts with friends or trips/vacations. make sure u include some good photos of urself while adding some scenic photos to disguise ur thirst trap lol. also make sure u follow a lot of people in ur area, like colleagues or classmates at school. then, set up a snap. make sure ur bitmoji is hot (yes, this matters), and add a lot of girls while also adding a few of ur friends (gets u recommended to more chicks). this is the first step to slaying in my regime.
know ur girth king. attraction isn't difficult unless ur fucking fried. even a hltn/lmtn manlet like me can be a playboy. it comes down to one thing, and maximizing it can get u free slays and pussy:
PUBLICITY
super important for even getting recognized and added.
if ur over 18 (which i'm not), set up dating profiles to receive attention from females. once again, if ur unattractive, u likely wont get added. but if u have a sexy body there's a good chance u will get added, even if ur chopped: mainly because a lot of girls on dating apps r looking for one night stands/some dick.
if ur under 18, set up an insta and snap. for insta, post photos of yourself (in the form of dumps), like hangouts with friends or trips/vacations. make sure u include some good photos of urself while adding some scenic photos to disguise ur thirst trap lol. also make sure u follow a lot of people in ur area, like colleagues or classmates at school. then, set up a snap. make sure ur bitmoji is hot (yes, this matters), and add a lot of girls while also adding a few of ur friends (gets u recommended to more chicks). this is the first step to slaying in my regime.
STEP 2: Slay
if a hoe comes to u first, this step is not hard whatsoever. a hoe coming to u first allows u to easily lead them on. a good thing to do is utilizing lovebombing. if ur unsure of what lovebombing is, basically u act really attached to them and then distance urself while reassuring them and telling them ur still interested: repeat this until they're fully attached like sperm to an egg. this then allows you to initiate hangouts with the hoe: in person hangouts allow deeper bonding between you two, and of course this eventually leads into pussy. this in person bonding attaches the hoe even more, which allows the third step to be initiated
if a hoe comes to u first, this step is not hard whatsoever. a hoe coming to u first allows u to easily lead them on. a good thing to do is utilizing lovebombing. if ur unsure of what lovebombing is, basically u act really attached to them and then distance urself while reassuring them and telling them ur still interested: repeat this until they're fully attached like sperm to an egg. this then allows you to initiate hangouts with the hoe: in person hangouts allow deeper bonding between you two, and of course this eventually leads into pussy. this in person bonding attaches the hoe even more, which allows the third step to be initiated
STEP 3: DESTROY
the most fulfilling and final step of my slay routine. once u get head or whatever u came for, genuinely text something devious, let them respond or beg for u, then leave them. or you could be kinder and just say "i dont think we'll work out". its so easy and it fills the void. pretty simple, nothing more to say
the most fulfilling and final step of my slay routine. once u get head or whatever u came for, genuinely text something devious, let them respond or beg for u, then leave them. or you could be kinder and just say "i dont think we'll work out
". its so easy and it fills the void. pretty simple, nothing more to sayi hope u enjoy this. my first post.
oh well!
