AromaOfLucifer
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Picture this. You see the most beautiful woman ever and you walk up to her and u get a whiff of her and she smells like hairy wet pigs. It will most likely turn you off (except a couple weird niggas), now you need to realize women are even more strict then men so if you are turned off by it imagine how much more a woman will be. Smell is important af and part of the biological process of choosing a mate just as looks are. Obviously looks are way more important but its important too. Imma teach u niggas how to smell good af everyday.
First you need to realize that when you smell bad. YOU WONT EVEN NOTICE IT. Trust me unless you smell absolutely extraordinarily bad you won't notice it, your body naturally is used to your musty odor.
1. Body hair
Smelling bad is a combination of sweat and bacteria, and what body hair does is it absorbs and traps the sweat. So it just collects more and more sweat and the odor and stench builds up. What you need to do is shave. You need to make sure you shave your armpits, armpit hair has really no benefit at all. Shaving balls is optional but you need to at least trim then (I use scissors jfl). Shaving chest hair is also optional but I would recommend. Don't shave leg hairs though or you will look like a faggot + leg hair doesn't even collect much if any sweat.
2. Get a scented shampoo
Scented shampoos are stronger than regular shampoos and will ensure your skin smells good. I recommend old spice
3. Wear antiperspirant
Deodorant is alright but antiperspirant is better. Deodorant covers away any mustiness and antiperspirant prevents mustiness by literally blocking your sweat glands and kill the bacteria that make you smell bad. Yes antiperspirant is essential stop wearing soyodorant
4. Actually shower
You can put on all the colognes and all the antiperspirants/deodorants if you don't shower it wont help. Antiperspirants only prevent the issue (to an extent) and deodorant and cologne only layer on a good smell over the bad smell. If you don't shower you will still smell bad either way
5. Wear clean clothes
Don't re-wear the same clothes every day. The only clothes acceptable to reuse is jeans or jacket. But even they need be rewashed after 3 uses. Wearing smelly clothes will make you smell even worse cause then the must is exposed to them directly
6. Use a nice fragrance (yes this does matter)
Here is the checklist for fragrances
- Must smell natural. If your shit smells like cardboard or axe body spray just throw it out
- Long lasting. Jfl if your buying cologne just to have to respray every 30 minutes
- Powerful
Recommendations: https://a.co/d/aN0cDoO (Lapidus Poru Homme $20) , https://a.co/d/fmFYVdF (Al Haramain $23), https://a.co/d/gTnbo8w (Armaf Club De Nuit $39)
Warning! Armaf Club De Nuit is extremely long lasting (days). I use Al Haramain but Lapidus Poru is fire too
Tips:
- Spraying cologne on skin makes the smell stronger but will make it last less. You can apply moisture to your skin to make it last even better
- If you spray on skin, spray behind your knees, wrists, and behind your ears.
- Dont let cologne be in sun. It will deteriorate over time
7. Wash your asshole
This is where the term "you smell like ass" comes from. The bacteria and shit inside your ass is probably just as bad if not worse than your actual scent. And if you don't clean it that's where you will start to develop skid marks and the smell will go through. Heres how to properly wash your ass
- Use a toilet paper to make sure there's no poo in there still.
- After washing the rest of your body, take the washcloth and dig in that mf
Nigga this doesn't mean just let water run down ya ass crack. You need to actively dig in that bitch.
- Go in circular motion (pause)
After you've done that put the washcloth in a washing machine. You need to have a rotation of washcloths.
It may feel weird the first time but I promise you you will smell 10x better when you do this and it will feel natural over time
8. Brush your teeth
Nobody wants to talk or kiss a nigga when you can smell what they ate for dinner last night. I also recommend mouthwash
First you need to realize that when you smell bad. YOU WONT EVEN NOTICE IT. Trust me unless you smell absolutely extraordinarily bad you won't notice it, your body naturally is used to your musty odor.
1. Body hair
Smelling bad is a combination of sweat and bacteria, and what body hair does is it absorbs and traps the sweat. So it just collects more and more sweat and the odor and stench builds up. What you need to do is shave. You need to make sure you shave your armpits, armpit hair has really no benefit at all. Shaving balls is optional but you need to at least trim then (I use scissors jfl). Shaving chest hair is also optional but I would recommend. Don't shave leg hairs though or you will look like a faggot + leg hair doesn't even collect much if any sweat.
2. Get a scented shampoo
Scented shampoos are stronger than regular shampoos and will ensure your skin smells good. I recommend old spice
3. Wear antiperspirant
Deodorant is alright but antiperspirant is better. Deodorant covers away any mustiness and antiperspirant prevents mustiness by literally blocking your sweat glands and kill the bacteria that make you smell bad. Yes antiperspirant is essential stop wearing soyodorant
4. Actually shower
You can put on all the colognes and all the antiperspirants/deodorants if you don't shower it wont help. Antiperspirants only prevent the issue (to an extent) and deodorant and cologne only layer on a good smell over the bad smell. If you don't shower you will still smell bad either way
5. Wear clean clothes
Don't re-wear the same clothes every day. The only clothes acceptable to reuse is jeans or jacket. But even they need be rewashed after 3 uses. Wearing smelly clothes will make you smell even worse cause then the must is exposed to them directly
6. Use a nice fragrance (yes this does matter)
Here is the checklist for fragrances
- Must smell natural. If your shit smells like cardboard or axe body spray just throw it out
- Long lasting. Jfl if your buying cologne just to have to respray every 30 minutes
- Powerful
Recommendations: https://a.co/d/aN0cDoO (Lapidus Poru Homme $20) , https://a.co/d/fmFYVdF (Al Haramain $23), https://a.co/d/gTnbo8w (Armaf Club De Nuit $39)
Warning! Armaf Club De Nuit is extremely long lasting (days). I use Al Haramain but Lapidus Poru is fire too
Tips:
- Spraying cologne on skin makes the smell stronger but will make it last less. You can apply moisture to your skin to make it last even better
- If you spray on skin, spray behind your knees, wrists, and behind your ears.
- Dont let cologne be in sun. It will deteriorate over time
7. Wash your asshole
This is where the term "you smell like ass" comes from. The bacteria and shit inside your ass is probably just as bad if not worse than your actual scent. And if you don't clean it that's where you will start to develop skid marks and the smell will go through. Heres how to properly wash your ass
- Use a toilet paper to make sure there's no poo in there still.
- After washing the rest of your body, take the washcloth and dig in that mf
Nigga this doesn't mean just let water run down ya ass crack. You need to actively dig in that bitch.
- Go in circular motion (pause)
After you've done that put the washcloth in a washing machine. You need to have a rotation of washcloths.
It may feel weird the first time but I promise you you will smell 10x better when you do this and it will feel natural over time
8. Brush your teeth
Nobody wants to talk or kiss a nigga when you can smell what they ate for dinner last night. I also recommend mouthwash
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